Masturbating can kill you.

[littlejimbigher]

I was watching " 1000 Ways to Die" last night on Spike and the was this one about masturbating can kill you. It shows re-enactments of ways people kill themselves , mostly by accident.

This was about a gal that was turned on by a guy at a produce place so when she got home she peeled a carrot and used it as a dildo. The carrot pierced her vaginal wall and she died.

See the religious right is correct. Masturbating is bad for you..

Wow. My 1400 post

 

[Lesbian Hunter]

I was watching " 1000 Ways to Die" last night on Spike and the was this one about masturbating can kill you. It shows re-enactments of ways people kill themselves , mostly by accident.

This was about a gal that was turned on by a guy at a produce place so when she got home she peeled a carrot and used it as a dildo. The carrot pierced her vaginal wall and she died.

See the religious right is correct. Masturbating is bad for you..

Wow. My 1400 post

Jim: Say 10 Hail Marys and quit touching yourself.

 

[aznboi9]

I don't know about killing myself; but I do know that I've been personally responsible for the demise of thousands of kittens. Poor, poor kittens...

 

[Purrr VertIcal]

aznboi9
Don't mind me...

Bastard! Stole my kitten humour photo! (I posted first on another thread - I know it's good, can't blame you for stealing it...bastard!)

 

[CJ Tylers]

You know, they had a bit about a helicopter that lost its load and crashed to the ground.

It was true.

Except, the pilot lived to fly again... and was back at it 2 weeks later. It seems to me that they are a little more urban myth oriented.

 

[MaxBoner]

Excessive fluid loss from aggressive masturbation? Anyone TOFTT and see if you pass out?

 

[aznboi9]

Bastard! Stole my kitten humour photo! (I posted first on another thread - I know it's good, can't blame you for stealing it...bastard!)

Did you? I had no idea. I first saw the pic in an email from a friend. It's funny.

 

[Thatotherguy]

You know, they had a bit about a helicopter that lost its load and crashed to the ground.

It was true.

Except, the pilot lived to fly again... and was back at it 2 weeks later. It seems to me that they are a little more urban myth oriented.

I would venture that it's more entertainment-oriented than urban myth-oriented.

 

[HB40]

I watch that show too. I felt bad for the poor guy who died in a dom session. The dom put him in a full latex suit with a ball gag. Turns out the guy was allergic to latex, couldn't say anything because of the ball gag and his reactions made the Dom think he was enjoying it. Oh well, I guess there are worse ways to go.

 

[TheSilkenBadger]

Peter Griffin as a child: Excuse me, can you tell me why the dinosaurs died?

Museum Currator: Because you touch yourself at night!

God I love the family guy...LOL