MAST - Maverick's ASTrology Poll for the SP's

[maverick73]

SP's only, what is your birth sign?

During my "rough" research, I've found a lot of Taurus (the energizer bunny), Gemini (the "player"), and Sagittarius (finds the best ways to make money) SP's, but in a surprising surge, Virgos of all signs are emerging as a front runner! Heidi (ultimate gfe), Angel, Lebagyptian, Jenna Sweet are all Virgos!

So let's find out once and for all... I for one will be VERY surprised if the birth sign distribution is equal. I think some signs will definitely stand out over others.

 

[maverick73]

OMG, I just realized the maximum is 10 choices for the poll. So I am going to have to make a 2nd poll. I guess I just won the award for lamest poll in the history of PERB.
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The following thread is a continuation of this thread:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=33837

 

[maverick73]

Ok there aren't enough SP's on PERB to get a good sampling... so let's open up this poll to the GENTS as well... but the question is:

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"What is the birth sign of your FAVOURITE SP?"
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[maverick73]

Okay, whoever the Libra is, can you send me a PM? We are supposed to be the most sexually compatible sign.....

Aren't you a Gemini? Geminis barely get along with Geminis, and pretty much don't get along with any of the other signs LOL.

Until they reach age 30 and finished sleeping with about 100 different partners, at which point they can make pretty good partners to other signs.

Oh wait, you said SEXUALLY compatible... ok that is different than romantically compatible... lol.

One of my fav. movie quotes is from Casino, where Sharon Stone has had it with Robert De Niro and she wants a divorce... she says "I married a Gemini. I should have known. FUCKIN' DUALITY!!!!"

I will say that Geminis make great mistresses and are just damn fun to be around!!!! Never a dull moment with a Gemini.

 

[maverick73]

Sept. 3rd update

Looks like Taurus, Gemini, and Sagittarius are doing well like I predicted. I only know of 1 Cancer SP, who I met as a result of this thread. So, help me come up with a caption for Cancer. Here is what I have so far:

Taurus - She's like the Energizer Bunny. She keeps fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking...

Gemini - "I'm a player and I'm gonna sleep with a 100 men before age 30, why not get paid for it?"

Sagittarius - "I can make $$$ doing W H A T ??? Why work 40 hours when I can work 10 and do what I want with the rest of my week" - Sag. are very good at finding efficient ways to make money.

Virgo - I am very surprised so many SP's are Virgos. Here is my theory. I know many Virgos have a "I secretly want to be an "hooker" fantasy." Perhaps that, and their inner pervertedness, lead many to become SP's. So my caption for Virgos is "I secretly wanted to be an escort, and I'm living my fantasy"

So somebody help me with Cancer ...

PS if you ever need to find this thread to add to it, simply type "MAST" in the search thread in capitals. If you need to find the 2nd part, type "MAST2" in capitals.

 

[Lurker 123]

Looks like Taurus, Gemini, and Sagittarius are doing well like I predicted. I only know of 1 Cancer SP, who I met as a result of this thread. So, help me come up with a caption for Cancer. Here is what I have so far:

Virgo - I am very surprised so many SP's are Virgos. Here is my theory. I know many Virgos have a "I secretly want to be an "hooker" fantasy." Perhaps that, and their inner pervertedness, lead many to become SP's. So my caption for Virgos is "I secretly wanted to be an escort, and I'm living my fantasy"

So somebody help me with Cancer ...

PS if you ever need to find this thread to add to it, simply type "MAST" in the search thread in capitals. If you need to find the 2nd part, type "MAST2" in capitals.

There are tons of Cancer Sps,i.e. Dylan, Ariel (Victoria), Briana (Barbie doll),and etc.They all are belong to the $$$plus groups! Funny enough they are all very beautiful women and all are plantinium blonde with long hair!In addition all three have boobs job! Cancer rules the breasts!!!

Virgos are good business persons. i.e. Surrey Angel is good in her business or service but not exactly outstanding in sex that's why some members including me describing her as mechanical.

For the most passionate sex partners and sps, Taurus rules! i.e. Julia, Summer( Makeitsummer-retired sp ),Claudia from IN and etc. They have the stamina as well. In a way in sex,Taurus is very similar to Scorpio. Scorpio is the symbol of sex.Look at Kimmi of BBC!

I hope this help!

For me I am crazy enough to ask for the sp's birth sign before I book any appointment. Somehow I always have fun sessions!

However,do not totally rely on the Sun sign,also important to check their moon sign as well. Sun is the outside representing how one looks and behaves whereas moon sign represents the inside how ones thought and the inner feeling!

BTW,you have missed out Scorpio in your poll!

 

[Lurker 123]

Okay, whoever the Libra is, can you send me a PM? We are supposed to be the most sexually compatible sign.....

I think Heidi Starr is a Libra!

 

[maverick73]

I think Heidi Starr is a Libra!

That's correct!

 

[maverick73]

There are tons of Cancer Sps,i.e. Dylan, Ariel (Victoria),

BTW,you have missed out Scorpio in your poll!

PERB only allows 10 options. So I had to put Scorpio and Sag. in the 2nd poll... accessible by the link on the first post of this thread.

BTW, I've opened this poll up to the gents as well.
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Gents, please vote on the sun sign of your favourite SP.
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Not enough SP's alone on this board to make this poll worthwhile.

 

[shedevil]

Cancer

To quote Taxi Drivier,

"Cancer's make the best lover's"
I am sure that you can find out more on a search. I was shocked to see that so many are cancer's. Male cancer's are a hard find.

I am a cancer and well, there is the ups and the downs.
http://www.astrology.com/ssc/cancer.html?ice=ast,scopes,mssc

This is what I found.

How about numerology? Any thoughts?

 

[Lurker 123]

To quote Taxi Drivier,

"Cancer's make the best lover's"
I am sure that you can find out more on a search. I was shocked to see that so many are cancer's. Male cancer's are a hard find.

I am a cancer and well, there is the ups and the downs.
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You have just found another Cancer!

 

[maverick73]

So far no Leos voted... I know VeeVee is a Leo... I guess she doesn't like my thread ... (sniff)

 

[Audrey]

"the player"

I guess I'm well on my way to sleeping with a hundred men before I'm thirty. LOL. Gemini's rock.

 

[maverick73]

I guess I'm well on my way to sleeping with a hundred men before I'm thirty. LOL. Gemini's rock.

Geminis are also the best salespeople and actors. They can sell ice to Eskimos and talk their way in/out of almost any situation. They know how to have a good time, and are wonderful conversationalists with their outgoing personalities. They make excellent SP's.

I'm so happy somebody finally voted for Leo. Must have been Veronica. She DOES luv me!

 

[shedevil]

Well, well....

To quote Taxi Drivier,

"Cancer's make the best lover's"
I am sure that you can find out more on a search. I was shocked to see that so many are cancer's. Male cancer's are a hard find.

I am a cancer and well, there is the ups and the downs.
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You have just found another Cancer!

Nice to meet you! Add you to the 'list'!

 

[maverick73]

"Cancers make the best lovers"

So far the top signs are Taurus, Gemini, Sagitarrius like I expected... and Virgo and Cancers as underdog surprises. I've done captions for the first 4... and I think I've come up with an ok caption to characterize Cancer SP's...

"I have so much love to give, I might as well sell some of it."

What do you guys think?

Somebody come up with something better...

If any of the other signs hit "critical mass" I will come up with a caption for it as well.

 

[shedevil]

That is just divine...

So far the top signs are Taurus, Gemini, Sagitarrius like I expected... and Virgo and Cancers as underdog surprises. I've done captions for the first 4... and I think I've come up with an ok caption to characterize Cancer SP's...

"I have so much love to give, I might as well sell some of it."

What do you guys think?

Somebody come up with something better...

If any of the other signs hit "critical mass" I will come up with a caption for it as well.

I am not surprised at all that Cancer's have taken the majority...

Excellent choice of words, GOOD QUOTE. A wise man you are...

 

[maverick73]

I am not surprised at all that Cancer's have taken the majority...

Excellent choice of words, GOOD QUOTE. A wise man you are...

After I got that sharp object out of my brain, I became a lot wiser.

Just thought I would give this thread 1 last life... and if nothing gets added, I will let Lionel Hutz have the last word...

 

[crazydancer]

pisces is normally insecure in a relationship n we r a giver. "keep on loving me. over n over n over" but we r bad with money. ha ha. i think u don't have lotsa pisces sp cause maybe she give too many discount n freebie to a customer she think is good to her.. maybe even fall in love with regular n retire....

 

[Eden]

I am an aries all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!