massage parlours-newbie needs answers

[joe45]

of the swedish touch, madame cleos, and other reputable ones which i don't now of which one is the cheapest and safest. and how much
does anyone now if these massage parlour places do testing on the girls and are the girls safe like no diseases. when u did it with the girl did u use a condom and do they supply one for u. do u pay by CC or cash. i wonder why the girls do it in the first place. are the girls hot or are they just crooked and gross.

for the guys that go to these masssage places how old are u and what kind of work do u do-just wonderin. how old are most of the clients i wonder.

 

[DaBoneman]

Doing a term paper????

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Doing a term paper????

DB, I was almost ready to say cut the newbie some slack, but on second thought I have to strongly agree with you.

Joe, please don't ask so many unrelated (and personal) questions in your very first post.
Your first sentence is more than enough for the time being. I don't go to those places (I prefer indys), so I can't help you there, but others will be able to do so if you parcel out you inquisitiveness slowly and gradually.
And, for the love of the Sweet Little Baby Jeebus, don't go asking personal questions of people who don't know you in the slightest. How old are you, anyway?

Welcome to PERB.

 

[blizzardpapa]

I am 256 years old and I work as a Antique Dealer.

 

[Sonny]

?????

256 = a number only a computer geek could love

anyhow, joe45 does sound like he's doing a term paper, doesn't he?

oh, maybe a little nice to the guy....

he's covered! he's safe!- the girl is a boy scout

"why?" you ask!!!! hey! what grade are you in?

I suggest you try reading reviews to find out the rest, bud

 

[georgebushmoron]

No, they don't do any testing at any of the parlours. Be sure to double bag and DO NOT touch their vaginas with any part of your body. Keep skin to skin contact minimal. Ask if its okay to keep your clothes on. Ask how close she is to her period because you do not want to risk any exposure to her blood just in case. Dont let her touch your penis with her bare hand, bring latex gloves for her. Who knows, she may have just touched someone else and got a herpes virus on the hand then transfers it to you. If she sneezes, get out of the way, in case any fluids from her mouth or nose hit you in any open cavities, such as your eye sockets. When you are done, be sure to have several hot showers and wash with extra strength anti-bacterial soap. If you do make any skin to skin contact, immerse those parts of your skin in pure alcohol to kill all germs that may have penetrated lower skin layers. Stay away from immigrants or visitors from other lands as they may have the chicken virus or other contaminants. Don't go unless you know you have been in good health for at least a month to ensure your immune system is top notch. To be extra safe, only make appointments when you know a STD clinic is open after, so that you can get tested immediately. Eventually you will break down and become more and more careless. You will catch an STD, and it will be an opportunistic infection whereby you will then get HIV then AIDS and die within 10 years of pooning. Have fun!

 

[georgebushmoron]

By the way, most clients are elderly gentlemen who would never have occasion to be naked in front of a spouse, g/f etc.... because they know they are close to death anyway and any nasty bumps, rashes, sores, etc. in private areas, won't matter cuz no one will ever see them.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Holy Shit eh!

At first I thought georgebushmoron was only a nick, but after reading the above two posts...

IT REALLY IS YOU!!!

 

[eljudo]

No, they don't do any testing at any of the parlours. Be sure to double bag and DO NOT touch their vaginas with any part of your body. Keep skin to skin contact minimal. Ask if its okay to keep your clothes on. Ask how close she is to her period because you do not want to risk any exposure to her blood just in case. Dont let her touch your penis with her bare hand, bring latex gloves for her. Who knows, she may have just touched someone else and got a herpes virus on the hand then transfers it to you. If she sneezes, get out of the way, in case any fluids from her mouth or nose hit you in any open cavities, such as your eye sockets. When you are done, be sure to have several hot showers and wash with extra strength anti-bacterial soap. If you do make any skin to skin contact, immerse those parts of your skin in pure alcohol to kill all germs that may have penetrated lower skin layers. Stay away from immigrants or visitors from other lands as they may have the chicken virus or other contaminants. Don't go unless you know you have been in good health for at least a month to ensure your immune system is top notch. To be extra safe, only make appointments when you know a STD clinic is open after, so that you can get tested immediately. Eventually you will break down and become more and more careless. You will catch an STD, and it will be an opportunistic infection whereby you will then get HIV then AIDS and die within 10 years of pooning. Have fun!

the above is what i call a " TERROR POST! " quick raise national security level to red! and lets invade and bomb the shit out of iran!

 

[georgebushmoron]

the above is what i call a " TERROR POST! " quick raise national security level to red! and lets invade and bomb the shit out of iran!

Hey now, don't be too hasty. We have to go through due process at the UN, establishing undeniable proof to the world, winning allies, like we did with Iraq.

 

[Mister]

This is a chick!

I think this is a 19 year old girl trying to find out what it is like to work in the sex trade. Just guessing but sure reads like it.

of the swedish touch, madame cleos, and other reputable ones which i don't now of which one is the cheapest and safest. and how much
does anyone now if these massage parlour places do testing on the girls and are the girls safe like no diseases. when u did it with the girl did u use a condom and do they supply one for u. do u pay by CC or cash. i wonder why the girls do it in the first place. are the girls hot or are they just crooked and gross.

for the guys that go to these masssage places how old are u and what kind of work do u do-just wonderin. how old are most of the clients i wonder.

 

[dick9994]

Joe45,

Here is an easy answer to your question......go to the bank machine and withdraw a lot of cash.....like $500.....go to Swedish Touch....pick a teacher of your choice....make sure you bring your pen and paper with you to take good notes

Hope you pick a very good teacher to help answer all of your questions.

Cheers

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Dont let her touch your penis with her bare hand, bring latex gloves for her. ... Have fun!

Dubya, I know that you're well intended here, but i must point out that what you're suggesting is still very risky behaviour.
I would suggest not just douple-bagging his willie, but also a few layers of saran wrap over the condoms, and, in addition to the latex gloves, a pair of good heavy leather work gloves for the provider.
I know that you're not the real George Bush, BTW, because if you were, you would be counseling abstinence -- or referring him to Jeff Gannon.

 

[georgebushmoron]

I know that you're not the real George Bush... .

That's very unpatriotic of you.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

I would suggest not just douple-bagging his willie, but also a few layers of saran wrap over the condoms, and, in addition to the latex gloves, a pair of good heavy leather work gloves for the provider.

Fishermen's hipwaders work good also. They're just a tad hard to stretch at time of penetration.