Massage parlours advice

[the_shogun]

I found this on craigslist. i thought i should share and discuss....

ONLY TAKE CASH AND TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU ARE WILLING TO SPEND:
- They often ask how you're going to pay. If you say debit or cc they can entice you to spend allot more than you wanted to.
- Once you're in a place like this you might find it difficult to control your spending.


WHAT TO PAY AND WHEN TO PAY IT:
- Discuss what you want to do IN DETAIL and WITH THE GIRL YOU WILL BE WITH. NOT
the hostess. (a hostess will often try and get you to spend as much as possible but the girl may be willing to go for less.)
- Do NOT tell the girl how much cash you have or how much you're willing to spend right away. Try to get them to give you a price. They'll often avoid doing this because they want ALL your money. If it comes to this then simply start with a percentage of what you really have and barter from there.
- Once you have come to an agreement with the woman then and only then pay the hostess for the ROOM fee ONLY. (you will pay the girl with cash once you are in the room with her. This should NOT be negotiable. This is how it's ALWAYS done)


TYPICAL PRICES:
Rooms:
$40 1/2hr
$60 1hr

Women:
$40 - $60 (hand massage)
$60 - $100 (blowing breath massage)
$100 - $120 (sexy massage)

Once in a while you may come across a woman who is so unbelievably attractive that higher rates might be acceptable to you. But the rates shown are applicable to the average woman you will encounter in such an establishment.


GETTING YOUR FULL TIME:
- look around the room for a clock.
If there is one, make sure it's displaying the correct time (there maybe no battery in it - it's an old trick)

if there's no clock...

- I use the timer/alarm feature on my cell.
Set it to go off 10mins before your time is up. This way you can focus on enjoying yourself without looking around at the time. The 10min heads up lets you know it's time to try finishing up.

- Your time does NOT start until she begins her work on you. They may leave the room for a while for whatever reason so keep this in mind and explain it to them when they return.


WHAT YOU PAID FOR:
All of them simply want your money and to avoid doing what you want to do for as long as they can. (who could blame them?) But...

- Don't let the girl waste too much time doing anything you aren't interested in. Some of them will put off what they agreed to for as long as possible. Don't be a rude asshole, but don't be overly nice either. They all pick up on this instantly and know they can get away with it if they choose.

- They will also try to rush you by pretending to be really into it and telling you to ____ over and over again. Just enjoy yourself and stay the whole 30mins unless you're in a rush. (if that's the case you should go elsewhere for that kind of service)


A COUPLE LAST "DO NOT'S":
- Don't go to such a place if you are simply feeling lonely. Some guys want to be in the company of a woman and have the girlfriend experience (GFE). You will feel even more lonely and less desirable when you leave. (especially when the act ends abruptly in 30mins) An even worse case scenario, you may temporarily "fall in love" and run out for more money for more time.

- Don't believe them when/if they say how hot you are or how nice you are or how "hungry" they are. Even if you're the hottest guy on Earth and know it they don't care. Remember? They want your money and for you to get the hell out of there a.s.a.p.

- Don't let ANYTHING cause you to spend beyond your limit. (more time or anything for that matter) It's like gambling. Remember you had your limits and to stay within them. A helpful reminder is to be aware when you have just enough time left for you to accomplish what you wanted to.

Simply enjoy the time you have and live in the moment. It can be an amazing experience. I mean realllllly amazing! Aim for mutual respect by treating the girl like gold. But if you feel it's being taken advantage of be sure to let them know what's not acceptable very quickly.

 

[hang5507]

Sage advice....????

 

[SFMIKE]

I was recently in one of SF's most popular TAMP's and had FS for a really good time, very unexpected. A few days later I returned to see the same girl but she was not there that day. So, another, cuter one ushered me into a room and gave me even better service. Never mentioned money.

When we were finished I asked her how much she expected and she said whatever you paid Angela the other time. I gave her 40 for the room and 60 for tip. 100 total. She smiled and said thank you. Please come back and see me again, not Angela. I hope they do not discuss prices among themselves.

 

[SFMIKE]

Useful anecdote Mike - I'd guess that the girls talk candidly about most things, EXCEPT what they extracted from you for payment. Otherwise, there would be fistfights in the halls when a particularly generous gent walked in.



BTW, I find it very sexy when the gals tell me how hungry they are.

Speaking of how hungry they are, this is what happened at the start. No sooner had she started massaging me on the table when she leaned over and excused herself to go brush her teeth as she had just eaten, so I knew a good time was about to follow. Upon return she immediately started admistering a bbbj. Love it when they do it with clean breath. And, yes, she was hungry, but not for food.

Regarding payment, had this happened years ago I would have probably given her the standard, 40 + 120. But, the offer of the same amount as I had given the other girl was all she cared about. All about saving face.

Not a bad deal considering bbbj and fs for 100, including room fee.

That left enough for a down payment on my next visit.

I hope none of you are surprised by these prices. Competition is fierce in these places as the Sunset area of SF must have about 15 places like this. Not an area many tourists would ever venture, but that is where the bargains are to be found. A buyers' market.