Massage Parlors - Final Thoughts

[iamjohnnymcb]

I am sorry again for posting another massage parlor related post.

After seeing 2 different ladies at 2 different parlors, I’ve gotta say that this is a waste of time and money for me, if you are new and curious about it, DON’T, for the amount of money these girls ask for and below average looking women and mid service since most of them are aunties, you might as well go see other actual SP’s, go see the studio or the ex honey pot workers or someone legit.

I know what your thinking and probably will say that I’m expecting a bit high here, and thats fine, but for the amount of money they charge, you will get a better looking girl and same massage service with better service for less money at the studio.

Rant over

 

[rubintugger]

Making a judgement after 2 visits is a pretty small sample set. There are about a dozen different venues, and probably 5 times that many ladies out there providing services. So you've had less than 5% as a sample base. Not very scientific.

Depending on what services you are looking for, there are quality, affordable options. If you are looking for FS, MP's are NOT the venue you should seek. So many quality SP's that provide FS and do it well that trying to get an auntie who does massage and tug to agree to FS won't likely be cheap or good.

You can get a burger at Red Lobster, but why would you. Find the proper venue for the services you seek.

 

[westwoody]

you might as well go see other actual SP’s, go see the studio or the ex honey pot workers or someone legit.

If you are going to see sex workers you might as well get high quality, not mediocrity. Don’t blow your money on forgettable rub n tug sessions with bored housewives or aunties.
Save up and visit an elite lady that will leave you on cloud nine for weeks.
I used to leave an MP thinking it was a waste of money, now I leave a lady’s incall eager to see her again.
More is not better! Better is better.

 

[ChelseaInTOwn]

One day went to one MP in a rush before the holiday. Three guys in front of me, none of them were satisfied with the ladies available that day, they all left immediately.

 

[spinnerman]

Does the studio have any younger petite /slim girls besides Sidney who is always busy

 

[Jleelewis]

Does the studio have any younger petite /slim girls besides Sidney who is always busy

Madison and Jada come to mind

 

[DickDaddy7.5]

I am sorry again for posting another massage parlor related post.

After seeing 2 different ladies at 2 different parlors, I’ve gotta say that this is a waste of time and money for me, if you are new and curious about it, DON’T, for the amount of money these girls ask for and below average looking women and mid service since most of them are aunties, you might as well go see other actual SP’s, go see the studio or the ex honey pot workers or someone legit.

I know what your thinking and probably will say that I’m expecting a bit high here, and thats fine, but for the amount of money they charge, you will get a better looking girl and same massage service with better service for less money at the studio.

Rant over

Appreciate the post and advice bud - have been thinking of trying out the place in StB but it doesn’t sound like it’s worth my while. As for finding the exHoney Pot gals, I am on the the search for Maddy and Arie/Aria but it seems like they’ve either retired or moved elsewhere. Going thru Emma to get to these two AMAZING ladies now makes it impossible to find them. Let me tell you … they were both more than was charged. Love those multiple orgasm gals!!!

 

[Jleelewis]

Appreciate the post and advice bud - have been thinking of trying out the place in StB but it doesn’t sound like it’s worth my while. As for finding the exHoney Pot gals, I am on the the search for Maddy and Arie/Aria but it seems like they’ve either retired or moved elsewhere. Going thru Emma to get to these two AMAZING ladies now makes it impossible to find them. Let me tell you … they were both more than was charged. Love those multiple orgasm gals!!!

The Studio is a good place to start where you may find a couple ex-honey pot girls. 😉 Not Maddy though. I’m hoping to stumble across Quinn one day but I think she may have moved on.

 

[Misterbeaver]

I can't speak to the Asian parlours in town but for other MPs it is definitely a matter of preference and convenience. I have always said to frequent MPs you have to accept that there is a convenience tax. Being able to just walk in and get your needs met requires a premium. If you disregard the room fee, you are generally paying market prices (disregarding the couple of Gold diggers out there fleecing guys). You can't get a BJ from a mid tier local for less than what it is at EB. As far as the women, yes it can be erratic. If you walk in and no girl fits your eye test, leave. The MP reception worker truly couldn't care less. And sure, I have selected some wicked hotties who have turned out mediocre. But I have also been with so called elite providers who were turbo hot and completely generic experiences. But honestly, having frequented MPs in spurts over the last 12 years or so, things are much more consistent now than back then, but that could just be because Broadway's closed. Ladies there were pretty hit and miss.

 

[a_rodr]

Appreciate the post and advice bud - have been thinking of trying out the place in StB but it doesn’t sound like it’s worth my while. As for finding the exHoney Pot gals, I am on the the search for Maddy and Arie/Aria but it seems like they’ve either retired or moved elsewhere. Going thru Emma to get to these two AMAZING ladies now makes it impossible to find them. Let me tell you … they were both more than was charged. Love those multiple orgasm gals!!!

The Honey Pot girls sound pretty legendary, I'm sad I missed out!

 

[mr69420]

I can't speak to the Asian parlours in town but for other MPs it is definitely a matter of preference and convenience. I have always said to frequent MPs you have to accept that there is a convenience tax. Being able to just walk in and get your needs met requires a premium. If you disregard the room fee, you are generally paying market prices (disregarding the couple of Gold diggers out there fleecing guys). You can't get a BJ from a mid tier local for less than what it is at EB. As far as the women, yes it can be erratic. If you walk in and no girl fits your eye test, leave. The MP reception worker truly couldn't care less. And sure, I have selected some wicked hotties who have turned out mediocre. But I have also been with so called elite providers who were turbo hot and completely generic experiences. But honestly, having frequented MPs in spurts over the last 12 years or so, things are much more consistent now than back then, but that could just be because Broadway's closed. Ladies there were pretty hit and miss.

couldn't care less ? If you want, I can PM you a story about a AMP desperate for my business once haha!

 

[Misterbeaver]

couldn't care less ? If you want, I can PM you a story about a AMP desperate for my business once haha!

Lol, never been to an AMP, aunties aren't my thing.

 

[iamjohnnymcb]

couldn't care less ? If you want, I can PM you a story about a AMP desperate for my business once haha!

Pm me pls lol

 

[Dodger68]

Pm me pls lol

After driving by monarch massage every day I decided to drop in It was mid afternoon on a week day There was only one lady working a slim attractive woman named yo yo I asked if I needed an appointment she said no Well about 5 minutes in to the massage I heard the door chime and she excused her self to answer it When she returned 5 minutes later she had an important appointment who arrived early she asked if I wanted a hg for a tip of 60 I asked if there were any other options she said no I foolishly agreed She then proceeded to give me a jackhammer like hg trying to get me to finish quickly Lesson learned never again

 

[Westerntrucker]

After driving by monarch massage every day I decided to drop in It was mid afternoon on a week day There was only one lady working a slim attractive woman named yo yo I asked if I needed an appointment she said no Well about 5 minutes in to the massage I heard the door chime and she excused her self to answer it When she returned 5 minutes later she had an important appointment who arrived early she asked if I wanted a hg for a tip of 60 I asked if there were any other options she said no I foolishly agreed She then proceeded to give me a jackhammer like hg trying to get me to finish quickly Lesson learned never again

 

[Westerntrucker]

I saw yo yo at sunhope Henderson she is a looker purchased 1hr. for 60.oo 35 min. later I back in my car disappointed experience for sure

 

[mr69420]

After driving by monarch massage every day I decided to drop in It was mid afternoon on a week day There was only one lady working a slim attractive woman named yo yo I asked if I needed an appointment she said no Well about 5 minutes in to the massage I heard the door chime and she excused her self to answer it When she returned 5 minutes later she had an important appointment who arrived early she asked if I wanted a hg for a tip of 60 I asked if there were any other options she said no I foolishly agreed She then proceeded to give me a jackhammer like hg trying to get me to finish quickly Lesson learned never again

i said before and said again, yoyo is easily the worst AMP i have ever seen, possibly the worst in the city...not even a looker, better looking ladies to see. her english is limited also...had a similar situation haha, her appointment showed up early once for me also

 

[f158]

If you are going to see sex workers you might as well get high quality, not mediocrity. Don’t blow your money on forgettable rub n tug sessions with bored housewives or aunties.
Save up and visit an elite lady that will leave you on cloud nine for weeks.
I used to leave an MP thinking it was a waste of money, now I leave a lady’s incall eager to see her again.
More is not better! Better is better.

Getting a handjob from a bored housewife is kind a fantasy of mine.

 

[skycrush99]

I had a question, with these massage parlors are they like legit registered for therapeutic massages? Like could I claim the regular massage fee on my health insurance and then you just tip the lady extra?

legit MPs don’t do that because they can lose their license … although I’m sure there are rare exceptions

 

[westwoody]

I had a question, with these massage parlors are they like legit registered for therapeutic massages? Like could I claim the regular massage fee on my health insurance and then you just tip the lady extra?

A question that has been asked many times.

1: don’t ask legit therapists for sex
2: don’t try claiming expenses
3: the massager could lose her certification
4: both of you could be charged with fraud
5: both of you could be fired
6: if you do find an exception keep it to yourself, don’t post it here, don’t tell anyone.

Loose lips sink ships.