Massage Parlor etiquette and modus operandi for a newbie

[Gladstone]

There is some really good info and advice here for newbies and for those of us not so new....great info that Four Seasons is ok with non-chinese customers as that was always my understanding....thanks for that little gem of info....

The best advice I ever received was to go in with a big smile, a good attitude and show the ladies the respect they deserve and when they ask what you would like...just tell them..don't be afraid to just communicate....the ladies who don;t speak english very well are pretty good about figuring it out...make sure you thank them....and don't be cheap

There are enough great recommendations in this thread to keep all of us busy for the rest of the year lol....thanks everyone

 

[P_e_r_b]

Hello MP pros,
I am a relative newbie as far as using Asian massage parlor services go. The only time i visited a massage parlor, my $200 session lasted for just 5 mins. It basically went like this - I tell the girl that i am looking for FS. I then pay her the agreed upon rate. She then starts to give me a CBJ and I ejaculated 2 mins into the act. The girl then tells me that only one shot is allowed per session and so, the actual act didn't even happen. I was super-embarrassed with what happened and left the parlor quickly.

So, I was hoping for some of the pros here to sort of lay out the etiquette and the mode of operation for a newbie like me.

Some questions that cross my mind -
1. When you book a 30 mins or 1 hr long session, do you actually spend the length of the session, or is it like get into the act quickly and leave?
2. Are the services strictly limited to CBJ and FS, or can it be more GFE like experience with DFK, Body Slide, tea bagging allowed?
3. How much do you tip (as a percentage) after the session?
4. Will appreciate it even more if you can share any other info on what your typical massage parlor experiences consist of, so that folks like me can learn to do things the right way without embarrassing ourselves

P.S: I am sexually very inexperienced - almost a virgin, except for a two awkward instances of having sex. My inexperience may have contributed to my not reading between the lines when using the service. I am considering escort services, but am scared to move forward, considering how i messed up even the supposedly straightforward MP experience.

Thanks!

1. I usually get the time I pay for. Sometimes there's a few minutes to spare. A lot times we have to hurry as time starts to run out (depends on how tired I am).
2. Services is usually YMMV (Your mileage may vary). If you have a regular, you'll get more and more. GFE, sure. But you may be better served with a shop like Asian Fever for that.
3. I always tip well (at least 1 brown for FS)
4. AMPs usually have aunties. However, some aunties are better than their younger counterparts (check some of the threads here about Lily's Skincare in North Van).

Most independents bill by the shot, but if you have a rapport, you can get multiple shots in without extra charge (especially if you get her all worked up). AMPs, depends on how busy they are.

If you are finding yourself too stimulated, you either take care of business before you go, or even negotiate to have the provider do that first (so you have time to work on a second shot). The best advice is to check out the threads here and IM people if you have questions. Always did well that way.

...checking up on a lead of a Thai babe at an AMP...

 

[WestCoaster19]

I'd echo the not being cheap part. It seems like some pooners have to rub two loonies together when it comes to paying.

This is not a cheap hobby, always tip well!

 

[Bigfella2599]

I’ve tried AMP’s, Independents, and Agencies in the 18 months or so I’ve been doing this. I’m by no means an expert. For GFe experiences you can’t beat well known agencies and Indy’s. MP’s are mostly just for a half assed massage and a quick bang and go. Agency and Indy girls are hotter usually, and MSOG for the hour is pretty standard. Asian agencies do tend to upcharge for it however. My advice, pay a little more and get a little more. Get that first shot off quick, get comfortable, then have at’r on round 2.

 

[shade2019]

Hello MP pros,
I am a relative newbie as far as using Asian massage parlor services go. The only time i visited a massage parlor, my $200 session lasted for just 5 mins. It basically went like this - I tell the girl that i am looking for FS. I then pay her the agreed upon rate. She then starts to give me a CBJ and I ejaculated 2 mins into the act. The girl then tells me that only one shot is allowed per session and so, the actual act didn't even happen. I was super-embarrassed with what happened and left the parlor quickly.

So, I was hoping for some of the pros here to sort of lay out the etiquette and the mode of operation for a newbie like me.

Some questions that cross my mind -
1. When you book a 30 mins or 1 hr long session, do you actually spend the length of the session, or is it like get into the act quickly and leave?
2. Are the services strictly limited to CBJ and FS, or can it be more GFE like experience with DFK, Body Slide, tea bagging allowed?
3. How much do you tip (as a percentage) after the session?
4. Will appreciate it even more if you can share any other info on what your typical massage parlor experiences consist of, so that folks like me can learn to do things the right way without embarrassing ourselves

P.S: I am sexually very inexperienced - almost a virgin, except for a two awkward instances of having sex. My inexperience may have contributed to my not reading between the lines when using the service. I am considering escort services, but am scared to move forward, considering how i messed up even the supposedly straightforward MP experience.

Thanks!

I have learned that the younger girl has not really good experience in giving you good service, very rare that they can handle a good cock without crying, I found some good girl that they really appreciate the time you pay and no rushing, if you have a better g brother most girls won’t like you,
So stick with a girl and Learn slowly, once you have confidence they introduce you another friends .
most common things you will find is, when having sex , passing 5 minutes most girl tell you, come on babe ! Come babe!! Come babe finish 😄
For me It’s so annoying because the way they do it is to finish fast and go, that’s why they do,
And it’s really mood killer. 😄
Good luck 😉

 

[vanperb]

Can someone condense this thread into a single guide/post? @white Ninja 74 ?
There's good information here but it's scattered with a lot of redundant or irrelevant information.
Looking to cross link it with my guide to full service providers.