Maria massage

[stewbaca]

Okay, all the way to parksville for this?

From the second I walked in it was bad. The 80s creepy vibe to the fact that she wouldn't stop texting on her phone. As if I don't notice!!

Repeat? Fuck no.

 

[stewbaca]

Is this " Sin Sational " "Mature Courtesan" in Parksville?

Yes. One in the same.

 

[grizzly5]

Just go with Allie, she is well reviewed.

That is if you can get her to actually get an appointment.

Allie is so busy being angry with the world I'd go back but she slammed other providers the entire massage. I don't give two shits to hear about. As for Maria, I hadn't been to her PV location and can back up the texting comment. As she apologized to me during our texting for slow replays as she was with a client. That's not very professional.

 

[grizzly5]

I know allie very well. this is something that allie would never do. she is a very honest person, perhaps to a fault and she is anything but 'angry at the world'.
she has dignity, integrity, class, understands discretion and rarely speaks during a massage unless the gentleman chooses conversation. she practices yogic breathing and prefers silence. not sure what this grizz guy is up to by putting these backhanded hatefull insult/lie about allie in a 411 about maria. but what he is saying is absolutley not true of allie, she is not angry, and has a hard and fast rule about not talking about other providers or clients, discretion is very important to her. I don't believe this guy knows her at all, what hes saying about her is just not her style at all. I noticed he's broken her discretion about her location in another thread too. i smell a rat.

Thanks for telling me how my appointment went? I have always enjoyed Allie. It's not a back handed anything.

 

[13oceans]

To the Boyz who think they are Provider Connoiseurs

I think Maria is a wonderful lady and great provider for all her services that she provides. I have seen her on many occasions and each time they have been the best experiences I have ever had! There is no such "Creepy Vibe" as you quoted or does she constantly text on her cell while dealing with her clients. Your completely off your rocker if you think she is a horrible provider. I and many others would say the opposite!

Get your Facts straight and your eyes checked guy and stop telling lies!

Besides whats wrong with the 80s!.....Nothing but Fantastic!!

 

[stewbaca]

I am sorry that the other ladies I've visited like lady V, Allie or even black orchid have modern sleek incalls, it raises the bar for my expectations. I guess I should have known by the photos.

But there is no excuse for texting during my appointment. That took away a lot of my enjoyment. I'm glad you enjoyed and she is polite enough to not text or have it go unnoticed during your time. But come on? Why are you telling me how my experience went?

Write a review about your massage instead.

 

[13oceans]

Seriously pal your a joke! Get a life instead of being on this site all day everyday making rude comments about the providers....at least they are making an honest living more then I can say for you!

 

[stewbaca]

Seriously pal your a joke! Get a life instead of being on this site all day everyday making rude comments about the providers....at least they are making an honest living more then I can say for you!

WTF? Why are you getting you panties in a twist? This is way over the top.

 

[13oceans]

Shill? That's a new one....Panties?....You guys are hilarious....Go write some more negative comments about the nice providers or maybe you should spend less time on this site and spend more time doing something more worth while in your lives....get the Hint

 

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Banned, transparent attempt to shill yourself and mislead members here. Pretty blatant. Buyer beware.

 

[rockhardone]

Another fake handle set up by the provider to promote herself - banned - mods

 

[sin-sational]

Bunch of self promotion deleted

 

[Larry Storch]

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Banned, transparent attempt to shill yourself and mislead members here. Pretty blatant. Buyer beware.

Guess you missed this. You've been outed. Sorry.

 

[PerbMod]

I'm sorry that some of you feel that I have poor service etc....Many of my clients would disagree....And I do know that I run a wonderful respectful service and thoroughly enjoy what I do each and everyday....

To All my Regular Clientele and New, you mean the World to me and thankyou so much for all your support and kindness, and I look forward to serving you for many more years to come!!

Much Luv to All....."Vancouver Islands Lovely Mature Courtesan"...........Maria ox

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[Equitable]

I just can't get how when people do this they do not use proper punctuation or grammar, along with tact! Brand new account white knighting, always raises the suspicion level of a shill.

 

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I just LOVE this forum... and am so glad it is being moderated! You are doing a GREATjob!!!

 

[jn4456]

I had a very similar experience too. About 2 years ago, I first moved to the island, desperate, i seen her ad. I thought it couldn't be that bad. Started off ok, walked in showed me around. started with a shittay "hot oil massage" with a giant pot of oil from the stove she brought over to the bed and sloppily flung it into my back, rubbed it for a minute, and then started undressing. Normally this would be awesome, but she starts by saying "Don't mind the pouch" as she pulls up her top and a bit of extraness flops out. It was a mooooood killer thats for sure. She tried to fix it though, by giving an amazing bbbj, which helped. Then started at it. All of a sudden i could hear a squeeker popping out... now their was only two people in the room, and it wasnt me. I quickly finished and got the hell out! Drove so far for that I was kicking myself! She has her talents, but I just wansnt into them.

 

[Larry Storch]

This thread should be a "sticky" and renamed: "Read this before you come here to shill."

 

[vanisle]

As a long time user and viewer, of this forum, I can say I have noticed vastly differences of opinions on any one given Lady, that said, it probably is a good thing, as my tastes should be different from others, that is what makes us individuals, I look for a number of negative reviews, before casting judgement, case in point; a "provider" that is well reviewed by others on this forum was not my cup of tea, beautiful Lady, did her best, tried her again, but "we" had no chemistry, no fault of either of us. No doubt she remembers, as we discussed this, I give her kudos and respect for this, in life it is easier to critique than praise.