Last night around 8:00pm went to Mango Bay Spa on Howe and Davie. I had no appointment but not sure that really matters.
Once in there were two females one older receptionist in Jeans and a T-shirt and once younger girl very chubby. Neither were lookers by any standards. Anyway was feeling like a bit of a nice massage so asked for an hour full body massage. Priced at $68.
Got showed to the room by the younger chubby girl and told to undress and get on the table.
About 3 mins later a knock on the door and in came the Older receptionist. She said the other girl had was leaving and had to get the sky train. She asked if she could do the massage. Well, all hopes drained out of me and I just accepted.
The massage was poor and very robotic. No sensual touch and no tease. We did not speak and I used this time to go over some chess strategy in my mind. She asked me to flip over and started to massage my legs from top to bottom and working her way towards junior. She asked me if I wanted a HJ to which I asked how much? She said 60 and I said you have no chance unless you find me someone half your age at least and twice as attractive at least. So she decided to negotiate and offer it for 40 She said I would like it. I caved in and accepted this and she started the tug. Using one had to stroke and the other to tickle my butt. Was pretty appalling all in all and not worth the time.
The worse part was yet to come. She showed me into this shower room after and left me to shower. But this shower had six heads and loads of different knobs. I spent about 10 mins messing around trying to work out how to turn it on and how to adjust the temp. Not what you want in a shower. But it had six heads. Rather like the receptionist.
All in all there are much better places for a massage and nice touch unless you are stuck for a place to go, but be sure you really are stuck for a place to go because its a toss up between Mango Bay and just shooting yourself!!
Once in there were two females one older receptionist in Jeans and a T-shirt and once younger girl very chubby. Neither were lookers by any standards. Anyway was feeling like a bit of a nice massage so asked for an hour full body massage. Priced at $68.
Got showed to the room by the younger chubby girl and told to undress and get on the table.
About 3 mins later a knock on the door and in came the Older receptionist. She said the other girl had was leaving and had to get the sky train. She asked if she could do the massage. Well, all hopes drained out of me and I just accepted.
The massage was poor and very robotic. No sensual touch and no tease. We did not speak and I used this time to go over some chess strategy in my mind. She asked me to flip over and started to massage my legs from top to bottom and working her way towards junior. She asked me if I wanted a HJ to which I asked how much? She said 60 and I said you have no chance unless you find me someone half your age at least and twice as attractive at least. So she decided to negotiate and offer it for 40 She said I would like it. I caved in and accepted this and she started the tug. Using one had to stroke and the other to tickle my butt. Was pretty appalling all in all and not worth the time.
The worse part was yet to come. She showed me into this shower room after and left me to shower. But this shower had six heads and loads of different knobs. I spent about 10 mins messing around trying to work out how to turn it on and how to adjust the temp. Not what you want in a shower. But it had six heads. Rather like the receptionist.
All in all there are much better places for a massage and nice touch unless you are stuck for a place to go, but be sure you really are stuck for a place to go because its a toss up between Mango Bay and just shooting yourself!!
