MAMS - Maverick's Apprentice Martha Stewart thread

[maverick73]

Why get rid of the hot asian chick when the nutcase gets to stay? I think she knows that the nutcase is good for ratings. Sort of like watching a car accident every week.

At least Marcella the fine Spanish girl did well.

As much of a goof Jim is, Martha actually made the right decision... I would have fired Jenny too... she's a DA... she was in charge... she let somebody she was in charge of be in charge of her... no leadership... no balls... no balls to make the call = you take the fall... sorry girl, you're fired.

Jim will likely be fired next week... he's a lying SOB... typical used car salesman that is very good at talking out of his ass...

I don't see why this show isn't getting better ratings... I actually enjoyed this weeks episode... I wish I could buy those 2 salad dressings locally... I've got some good cranberry, raspberry, red wine olive oil... but I've been looking for a change... to help the 3 spinners I'm working on get spun... as well as keeping myself spun.

The sales technique that lady was using... putting 2-3 bottles in the cart... how the hell is that lady a top salesperson in her line of work? Doing a hard sell like Jim did... how do these people make it on the show???? It certainly isn't because of talent... I wonder how much say Martha actually had in the casting... looks like Mark Burnett got most of the say to make the most interesting story lines.

Now, as for the show... as bad as some people say it is... gotta love the intro theme music... makes me think "COLD HEARTED BITCH!!!"

And of course Alexys... never fails to make me think "CARPET MUNCHER!!!" week after week...

 

[maverick73]

Oct. 26th Episode

I enjoyed this week's episode. David sent packing.

Jim is a total baffoon. Getting drunk, putting his feet on the table... can't believe he won.

Alexys (did I mention she looks like a carpet muncher? )needs to grow her hair longer. Man, it's almost as if her mom taught her to be a man hater and that men are evil... and that their only purpose in life is to provide the sperm for another Martha when they both die.

What's with the changing of the firing phrases? Some weeks it's "you just don't fit in." Other weeks it's "you're just not working for me." this week it was just "sorry, but I must say goodbye."... she needs to come up with ONE good saying, and stick with it.

 

[EnglishGent]

I got the feeling from the firing this week that he is going to be offered a job in the IT department to help improve that just not the executive position that he wanted!!

 

[Cock Throppled]

The more I see this show, the more I'm sure it is almost all scripted. Jim would be "the wacky neighbour" in a sitcom. An unbelievable character that simply exists to cause "situations" to arise. A guy like this would never be employed by a reputable company and is either put there to shit disturb or just to keep things interesting. He should have lost and the tension during bidding was a fraud. I'm reasonably sure Mark Burnett had a few words with that biddy in the audience and handed her a wad of cash to keep Jim around for another week in the hope ratings will improve with him still there. Even winning the task Martha should have toasted him, so there is no logic. They fire a guy M and all the execs agree they will be contacting to check out his ideas. WTF is that?

 

[maverick73]

Blonde Bimbos fired

Sarah and Carrie fired... they were both horrible... that display was embarassing to tide...

Well, at least Sarah and Carrie can look forward to their new careers as high priced hos... see how they held hands on the way out... can u say carpet muncher duos?!?!


PS As for Alexys.... "RUG EATER!!!!"

 

[maverick73]

Nov. 9th episode

Man, that Howie guy just didn't have any heart like Martha said... FIRED!!!

I can't believe Jim actually wasn't a total f$ckup this week... he was still a f$ckwad, just not a total f$ckup... he wasn't offensive this week, just a goof and actually somewhat entertaining. It's amazing how he keeps getting by each week... how many lives does this guy have left?

Still love the Eurythmics (sp?) theme song... that alone makes the show worth watching... I hear there is a new "greatest" hits CD coming out... looks like they timed it perfectly with the show.

PS Did I mention Alexys is a rug muncher?

A lady friend and I were havign a competition to see who could say "carpet muncher" or "rug muncher" first whenever Alexys was on the screen... it got so repetitive I had to think of different combinations ... such as Rug eater, carpet eater, but they just didn't have the same ring as the original 2... oh well.

PPS Did anybody else think it was hypocritical that Martha supposedly LOVES animals yet STUFFS them and displays them on her walls? I had to laugh at that one.

 

[vancouverman]

not that I had seen even a minute of this show, but.... did I heard it right today? ..... Martha got fired

 

[Ilovethemall]

I would rather eat.....

I would rather eat my own poo after being done up the ass than watch this crap - and yes, Martha got canned. Don't you people realize there are sports on....or porn, or read a book....or do almost anything other than watch this shit?

 

[Cock Throppled]

Nov. 16 - I'm in this far, so I have to watch to the end, but the more I see of Martha the more I dislike her. How did this woman ever succeed on TV? She has a dismal personality and actually makes me cringe she looks so uncomfortable. This was a decent task - $40,000 to set up a store display in one day? Don't even remember The Donald coughing up that much cash for a relatively minor task. On another point - man o man - I am not a breast man, but Betheny has an incredible rack. Looks great in a tight sweater. Martha's daughter keeps looking at her. On the task - Marcela was in way over her head. Okay, her teammates gave up because she was such a fuck up, but she clearly should have been toasted. When she made the statement that MS was not going after the Latino market that should have sealed the deal. Martha didn't even clue into the insult and the implied threat of being accused of ignoring a market segment. If MS doesn't have Latinos working for her in New York it would be about the only company that doesn't. Martha fired the other woman and Martha Junior and her dickless assisstant with the unlit phallic symbol in his hand all chorus, "You did the right thing." Pathetic.

 

[maverick73]

Nov. 16th episode

Amanda dismissed....

She just doesn't do a heck of a lot does she?

I don't know what's more pathetic... Alexys and George as Martha's Advisors... Martha's lame polite words for "YOU'RE FIRED", or the fact that Jim is still around and is probably one of the "better" candidates at this point... makes u wonder about the quality of the candidates that made this show... I wonder if Martha will "hire" somebody but then not even actually have a position for them because they suck so bad.

 

[maverick73]

not that I had seen even a minute of this show, but.... did I heard it right today? ..... Martha got fired

Yes, there will not be a season 2 thank god... what happened to all the good humiliating reality shows like Temptation Island, Paradise Hotel, and Forever Eden? I love that relationship drama shit...

 

[maverick73]

Nov. 23rd

Oh boy, I'm on time this week... so what's the predictions for tonight?

 

[maverick73]

Nov. 30th episode???

So what the hell happened last week anyways? Did the show get cancelled? Anybody know if there will be a show tonight?

 

[LonelyGhost]

So what the hell happened last week anyways? Did the show get cancelled? Anybody know if there will be a show tonight?

don't watch it so don't know ... but considering these shows are taped in advance of airing there's no reason not to finish with what they got.

 

[cancowboy2001]

So what the hell happened last week anyways? Did the show get cancelled? Anybody know if there will be a show tonight?

Nov 23rd - NBC had a Faith Hill special which pre-empted Martha.
Nov 30th - it is on the programming grid for NBC and Global and I think I saw a preview commerial yesterday so it should be on.

 

[Cock Throppled]

Fucking hell, this is horrible to watch. I am starting to really hate Martha, her fat daughter and that smug, cigar sucking dude who agrees with everything Martha says. These people are repugnant. (I like that word, it captures the emotion of the disdain). The "contestants" are so fucking stupid I hope she actually hires one of them and further buries her company. I just wish it would end so I can bail on it, but I guess I'm a masochist. I do tape it and FF thru most of it now to ease the pain and investment in time.

 

[maverick73]

Fucking hell, this is horrible to watch. I am starting to really hate Martha, her fat daughter and that smug, cigar sucking dude who agrees with everything Martha says. These people are repugnant. (I like that word, it captures the emotion of the disdain). The "contestants" are so fucking stupid I hope she actually hires one of them and further buries her company. I just wish it would end so I can bail on it, but I guess I'm a masochist. I do tape it and FF thru most of it now to ease the pain and investment in time.

You just have to find little games to play while watching... instead of saying "rug muncher" really loud every time we see Alexys, a lady friend and I see how subtly and quietly we can say "rug muncher" every time Alexys is on the screen.

Notice how Martha said "PS, Alexys sends her best regards" or something like that? I think Alexys secretly lezzes out with all the female contestants after they get fired.

Ever pay attention to the music after somebody "just isn't needed?" It's so bitchy yet so martha stewart "polite"... it's like "your ass is fired but sorry it had to happen. Please let me get the door for you so it doesn't hit your ass on the way out." Cracks me up every time. Whoever wrote the music hit it bang on for the show.

Jim makes final 5... LOL.... I'm watching it now just to see how far Jim goes... he just manages to slip by every week.

 

[maverick73]

Dec. 14th episode

Jim finally given the boot. Bad choice in bringing back Carrie by Marcella. Tough call who will win this. The execs were saying Dawna can't do anything surprising and Marcella looks like a bit of a disaster but maybe looks like the best long term fit for the job with the proper training...hmmm... will Martha hire anybody? Looks like the candidates just aren't that strong.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Isn't this like an Apprentice for women?

 

[Cock Throppled]

It's gotta be Dawna. Since when did Martha want to be surprised? The last time that happened she was sent to prison. The "natural foods chef" is a walking fruitcake. Has no people skills and picks an assisstant that hates her guts.