Anybody else catch this tonight? I had my doubts, but it was better than I thought. I like how Martha says "Good Bye" instead of you're fired and writes the guy a letter. It's so "Martha-like" 
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I can't stand Martha so no I didn't watch the show. Even the way she talks annoys the hell out of me. Send her onto one of Donalds construction sites and drop a ceiling on her head, now that's a show I'd enjoy watching. Just make sure its a large slab of concrete rather than a small piece of plaster.maverick73 said:Anybody else catch this tonight? I had my doubts, but it was better than I thought. I like how Martha says "Good Bye" instead of you're fired and writes the guy a letter. It's so "Martha-like"
The way she talks is very business like and authoritative for a woman. It can be both sexy and a turnoff, depending on the situation... but mostly a turn offsirlickheralot said:
.She has a reputation for being a bit condescending towards "lower class" people... now that BB6 is over, I need my reality fix... so this show, Apprentice, and Survivor are gonna have to do it for me.
I can't stand watching fat people lose weight on The Biggest Loser.
yah i want to see martha fail again i just can't stand her, and unlike trump she doesn't grow on me. and since its a spinoff that just another mark against it.
I don't mind strong authoritative women. Take another powerful woman with her own media empire, Oprah, while I'm not really an Oprah fan, if I happened to meet her I wouldn't mind talking to her. She seems like a friendly and approachable person. Martha on the other hand always strikes me as a first class bitch. I think you hit upon the reason why I detest Martha so much in your second paragraph. Whenever she speaks her voice just oozes condescention, she talks to people like she thinks she is superior to everyone. Its always enjoyable seeing arrogant people fall flat on their faces which is why I took particular pleasure in Martha's legal troubles.maverick73 said:The way she talks is very business like and authoritative for a woman. It can be both sexy and a turnoff, depending on the situation... but mostly a turn off
She has a reputation for being a bit condescending towards "lower class" people... now that BB6 is over, I need my reality fix... so this show, Apprentice, and Survivor are gonna have to do it for me.
I can't stand watching fat people lose weight on The Biggest Loser.
if martha steward lost about 100 lbs, was 20 years younger and looked a lot prettier, i might fuck her. with your dick
Do you remember on LA LAW
That was prbably the greatest surprise moment in television for me. God I just sat there in shock, but so happy.
When they killed of that annoying old bitch that was dating McKenzie, by having her fall down an elevator shaft.sirlickheralot said:
That was prbably the greatest surprise moment in television for me. God I just sat there in shock, but so happy.
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Normally I don’t care about race, but I thought that it was interesting that Martha didn’t even bother trying to have the one token black person. The only person of race I saw was one Asian. Are the tv producers catering to Martha's target audience?
It was completely un expected.ace85 said:
As would some prison bitch that martha offended storming the set and killing her with a butter knife or something.
I will admit martha took it like a man and went to JAIL. I just struggle with the MEGLOMANIA that goes with the empire these women ROSIE, MARTHA, OPRAH. Build.
Week 2 update
Chuck voted out. I don't know whether Jim is really the asshole that the show is portraying him to be, or whether the producers "planted" him and then "egged him on" to do the stuff he's doing. I highly doubt anybody like that in real life could be successful let alone make it through the screening to be an employee of MS Omnimedia. The guy just has no ethics.
On a side note, Alexis Stewart actually looks decent in her short hair cut... she's one of the few women that can make short hair work. I wonder if she's available for full service.
Chuck voted out. I don't know whether Jim is really the asshole that the show is portraying him to be, or whether the producers "planted" him and then "egged him on" to do the stuff he's doing. I highly doubt anybody like that in real life could be successful let alone make it through the screening to be an employee of MS Omnimedia. The guy just has no ethics.
On a side note, Alexis Stewart actually looks decent in her short hair cut... she's one of the few women that can make short hair work. I wonder if she's available for full service.
This show is not even attempting to be different from Trump's Apprentice, which is a good thing. George and Carolyn ( I think she would be a real tiger in bed) are more entertaining than Martha's little helpers. Challenges have been clever. That guy Jim is so unethical I also think he can't be for real. They must do background checks on these people and if he's really that unscrupulous somebody would have outed him.
Week 3 update
Shawn elimited... "fake it till you make it?" ... she's got a lot to learn... big mistake cost her big time.
As for Alexis, is it just me, or does she seem to be gaining 2-3 lbs PER EPISODE? She looks chubbier and chubbier each show... at first I thought she was kinda cute, but now I think her and Shawn were carpet munchers off camera.
Shawn elimited... "fake it till you make it?" ... she's got a lot to learn... big mistake cost her big time.
As for Alexis, is it just me, or does she seem to be gaining 2-3 lbs PER EPISODE? She looks chubbier and chubbier each show... at first I thought she was kinda cute, but now I think her and Shawn were carpet munchers off camera.
Missed all but the last 20 mins. Stupid comments by Shawn, but Martha saying they never fake it?? Martha's whole image is fake.
Oct 12th predictions
Apparently the show has been getting bad ratings, but I still watch it. Any predictions for tonight?
Apparently the show has been getting bad ratings, but I still watch it. Any predictions for tonight?
Episode 4
Dawn finally fired.
Every time I see Alexys, I think "CARPET MUNCHER!!!" ... every time I see Dawn, I think "RUG MUNCHER!!!" ... and then when I heard Alexys say she liked Dawn because she is also usually the one that nobody likes, I was thinking "CARPET and RUG MUNCHERS!!!"
And finally... when I hear the theme music for the show, I think "COLD HEARTED BITCH!!!" PERFECT for Martha!
At least with Mark Burnett, the production values are always high...
Dawn finally fired.
Every time I see Alexys, I think "CARPET MUNCHER!!!" ... every time I see Dawn, I think "RUG MUNCHER!!!" ... and then when I heard Alexys say she liked Dawn because she is also usually the one that nobody likes, I was thinking "CARPET and RUG MUNCHERS!!!"
And finally... when I hear the theme music for the show, I think "COLD HEARTED BITCH!!!" PERFECT for Martha!
At least with Mark Burnett, the production values are always high...
