Male Speak - Please Clarify?

carlotta

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Okay I just received this following telephone conversation - PLEASE explain it to me...
"G'morning..."
"Hi Carlotta, I saw your advertisement, as I have time before work, I thought I would detour."
"Kewl."
"I am just calling to ask you if you are open minded."
"I am, yes, open to exploration."
"Are you open to oral?"
"Sure."
"GFE?"
At this point I became confused, of his need for further clarification, as I thought I was answering his questions. "Ummmm, am I answering your questions? Yes I am open minded, adventurous..."
"I mean, for your special, what is it?"
"Bare minimum service."
"Okay are you open minded to oral?"
"Yes, I am...???"
"Well there are other parts of the human body, are you open to that?"
wtf LOL! I really did not know how to answer at this point?? He wanted to pay the bare minimum, yet he wanted oral? Or that other part of his body he would not mention? "Sure, GFE, is fine. You would be looking at 130, I believe."
"Sorry for wasting your time, I find I have wasted your time by this phone call." CLICK
...what the hell just went down???? Explain this conversation to me... Confused here :eek:
LOL The first fellow that arrives with a cold cappucino, gets extra thirty minutes. HAHAHAHA Oh and he must SMILE at me :D LMAO
Carlotta

 

vancouverman

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he was just confused ... even more than you are now.
:D

Ohh, I still remember my first call to SP .... dammm ... I was "confused" :D
 

vancouverman

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his imagination was going wild as, what she is wearing on the other side of the line .... :D



or maybe a model that pretends to be younger that she is .... many models does it :D

 

carlotta

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Rofllllllllllll

I am so GLAD I asked for clarification!!! i.e. WhatWasIthinking :eek: He caught me pre-coffee/pre-brain switch on mode :rolleyes:

Thanks for the chuckles everyone!! & OMG I am VERY happy with my CURRENT phone ummmmm ewwwwwwwwwwww :eek:

Carlotta

& Obviously the "boy-man" has not called back... whew!!!
 
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