Make lemonade from the rain?

[hornygandalf]

Tell you what Gandolf...I'll send you a set of spurs with a cross engraved on them with silver.
I'll sand down the rough spots on an old lariat, a good set old batwing chaps.
When you get them in the mail, you take Lucey for a ride and if you survive that hate fuck challenge banging she'll give you...Let me know how it goes.
You've just been voluntold as my pick-up rider. So when you tie your fist onto her backside, just remember to use a good slip knot...Every cowboy needs an escape plan for self preservation.
Just think of it as your doing us all a favor....Like drilling the pilot hole for the rest of us.

Hehehehe... I think there are younger, more foolhardy members better suited for that challenge.
I'm more for the sweet, seductive types
But, thanks for the offer of the equipment to tame her.