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Cock Throppled

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What the hell has happened to Madonna? I saw her on Letterman last week and yikes, was she scary looking. Her body still looks pretty good, but I thought he was talking to a tranny when I tuned in. It was like looking at Michael Jackson - so weird you can't turn away. I know she lifts weights, but is she also taking testosterone? Her face is getting very mannish features - big jaw, high cheekbones. I guess it could also be a very bad plastic surgery thing like MJ.
 

LonelyGhost

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she's older than I am and I scare myself every morning these days ...

thank god I'm not waking up next to her!

:)
 

kehoe

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she doesn't have anywhere near enough body fat. Lots of working out and not enough french fries.
 

yoniluvrca

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Do you have a picture? I have not seen many pictures of her lately. Perhaps time is not being kind to her. I also think that she embodies a fairly masculine energy and this might have something to do with it. Also, as you suggest, it could be bad surgery. Though with her money I find this a bit hard to believe. I mean, MJ is a bit of a freak but Madonna no matter your opinion of her, has pretty good taste I think.

She also does a lot of Yoga & working out. When a person tries really hard to halt the aging process it can have some pretty nasty effects.
 

LonelyGhost

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kehoe said:
she doesn't have anywhere near enough body fat. Lots of working out and not enough french fries.
yeah, and not munching as many weinies either!
 

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What about Arnold??

Look at him now. Whats he doin' beatin the meat??

 

planetsmurf

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madonna looks nowadays is a turnoff for me, and her new video i could have done with out the spandex outfit
 

georgebushmoron

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1. Madonna barely has singing or any kind of musical talent, including writing her own.
2. Her last innovation was also her first, when she started in the early 80's with that fresh style and music.
3. Doesn't know how to grow old gracefully because her heyday was when she was young and is stuck there.
4. Can't act at all because she totally lacks any imagination or personality
5. Can't create artistically because she totally lacks any imagination or personality
6. To make up for what she lacks as an artist, she: a) uses ("shocking") publicity stunts, b) became a Buddhist from being a Catholic and back, c) exercises her body to a freakish level because she doesn't know how to be older and is obsessed with being a "powerful woman", d) took Britney Spears under her wing because Britney is at least as mindless as she is and has the same no-personality.

After "True Blue", she started becoming boring and tiresome. After "Vogue", she became completely worthless.
 

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georgebushmoron said:
1. Madonna barely has singing or any kind of musical talent, including writing her own.
2. Her last innovation was also her first, when she started in the early 80's with that fresh style and music.
3. Doesn't know how to grow old gracefully because her heyday was when she was young and is stuck there.
4. Can't act at all because she totally lacks any imagination or personality
5. Can't create artistically because she totally lacks any imagination or personality
6. To make up for what she lacks as an artist, she: a) uses ("shocking") publicity stunts, b) became a Buddhist from being a Catholic and back, c) exercises her body to a freakish level because she doesn't know how to be older and is obsessed with being a "powerful woman", d) took Britney Spears under her wing because Britney is at least as mindless as she is and has the same no-personality.

After "True Blue", she started becoming boring and tiresome. After "Vogue", she became completely worthless.
Yep yep. She could probably take a pointer or two from Oprah.
 

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FuZzYknUckLeS said:
Yep yep. She could probably take a pointer or two from Oprah.
or sally struthers ... now's there's a woman who wasn't satisfied to be trailer trash, she got as big as a trailer too!

in an early episode of all in the family, she comes down the stairs in shorts and a tied-top ... and she has washboard abs!!!!!
 

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LonelyGhost said:
or sally struthers ... now's there's a woman who wasn't satisfied to be trailer trash, she got as big as a trailer too!

in an early episode of all in the family, she comes down the stairs in shorts and a tied-top ... and she has washboard abs!!!!!
i saw that one. i was like holy fuck! thats sally struthers?????

i'm inclined to disagree with madonna though. yeah they may have done some touch up work on the face but i thought her body looked really good.
 

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I've always wanted to bone Madonna, but loathed her music. The only songs of hers I've ever liked were "Music" and that track from one of the Austin Powers movies. All that was soon negated by her horrid remake of "American Pie". But now this new tune with the ABBA sample is starting to catch on with me.

She really should stay away from movie studios though - everything she touches in cinema turns to shit. And I worry that Guy Ritchie will cease to be a good filmmaker because of that.
 

Damaged

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I never really thought she was good looking. Here is a picture that was shot this year.
 

Slowrider

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Do blondes age well?

Not only Madonna is not aging well, but has anyone seen Brigitte Nielsen on that MTV show with Flavor Flav. :eek: Eeek!
 

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georgebushmoron said:
6. To make up for what she lacks as an artist, she: a) uses ("shocking") publicity stunts, b) became a Buddhist from being a Catholic and back
Actually, she is into Kaballah-ism, a "pop" version of the Judaic one, which was quite popular also 40 years ago and before that in the 1930s. Tons of books on the stuff.

She was obviously born into a Catholic family, but I don't think she was ever a Buddhist (even if she ever claimed to be).

Certainly she has aged... who doesn't get older? While she can never look like she did in her hey day, whether she looks good today or not is exactly the way she looks to you. I was never a fan except for the picture when she had cum in her mouth.
 

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Cock Throppled said:
What the hell has happened to Madonna? I saw her on Letterman last week and yikes, was she scary looking.
Guess she grew old....but not very gracefully
 
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