Hello Perb world!
I received a text last night from one of my many sweet regulars who had screen shot this review with the caption “whose this idiot.” After reading it, two things stuck out in my mind: The comparison of a “car wash” “beer” and “water balloons” to myself and my services and secondly the words “methodical” and “mechanical.” In reference to the first analogy, I don’t feel the need to comment any further on that, I think it speaks to the class of the above. But I do want to comment on the latter: There is a system I use to ensure a great body rub: relaxation (which is why I start you face down) I like to give an RMT worthy massage, sensual, and erotic. It’s a formula that is tried, tested, and true. Sharing it with those who need it, gives me equal enjoyment as those who appreciate what I do. There’s no better feeling for me to be able to share the gift of a great touch.
I remember the above (Kelowna) reviewer, with the class act verbiage, one is hard to forget. In the email he asked for a 45 minute appointment, upon arrival asked for 60 minutes, which I was not able to accomadate, thus why he was out in 40 minutes. Adhering to a schedule is very important to me for my clients, I do not want to waste my clients precious time and for discretionary purposes this is crucial! I do not rush! Thus why I do not offer 30 minute appointments! In regards to my bodyslides, they are sensual & erotic and last a lot longer than “one minute!” That comment gave me a good laugh, the time perception is quite off. I feel like in this situation, I was Damned if I do and Damned if I don’t and felt the need to refute this because I am an artist and sensitive about my sh**, but I also put a lot of effort into offering an “experience” and not just a service. All that being said, I do want to thank this reviewer though, it seems (as per the review) you see mostly escorts, so thank you for trying something new! Even if it wasen’t the right service for you.
As far as the shower, it’s small and the shower head does not have the best reach, give me a break! And I position myself the way I do during the shower finale for a number of reasons, as a lady I won’t go into detail here, but rest assured there is a method to my art. And if you weren’t happy with my position all you had to do is say something, I would have kindly obliged, as I was taught “closed mouths don’t get fed.” And yes, I rush to the shower, I provide a candlelight service and don’t like my clients waiting on me to set the ambiance, I like to keep the flow going. And yes, I rush to get your clothes after, isn’t that the polite thing to do??
I battle with completely phasing out my body rubs and just focusing on my fetish clients, reading stuff like the above really helps that along. I’m sure for those of you who have enjoyed my sessions this will be sad news for you, as you know it’s really hard to find quality body rub providers, but you will have men like the above to thank for that.
Most importantly in regards to this thread, I want to genuinely thank the previous reviewers for your kind words! You are the reason why I Love what I do, this is my art to share with you and so thankful that I am able to do so. So THANK YOU!
I wish all of you a great and safe summer and I want to send a big THANK YOU to the other true gentlemen that I am able to share the wonderful world of body rubs with, it’s heaven!
Sincerely
MJ
