Hello Perb people:
First time poster. I have been pooning for a long time 10+ years. I usually do not like to write reviews as I like to think each session is special for good or bad. But my latest appointment really set me off. I saw Madison's ad which is tasteful. I thought okay why not. (Boy was I wrong...very wrong)
I booked an appointment with Madison (she is not the same one from E-town). Lets say for the rates she is charging I expected much better service....(any service!) I think the photos are fairly accurate even though she was wearing sunglasses. I will stated that I do not ask her up front what her restrictions were and was disappointed there is no kissing. I respect each ladies boundaries, but I do expect a modicum of interaction.
I arrived at her hotel and give her the donation (I don't want there to be any misunderstanding) She goes to her computer and count it in front me (thats fine) And then she tells me that she was ripped off by a previous client. I should took that as a warning sign.
We chatted a bit on the bed.. she likes her jewellery, lucky none of them were sharp. She got good looks, enhanced boobs,a surgically enhanced face, and nice tone body. We tried to cuddle a bit but her eyes keep looking at the TV (she tells me she doesn't like US tv) and then her cell phone rings. Fine, I tell myself maybe she forgot to turn it off. She goes set it on vibrate (very loud).
She gave me a good massage. I thought okay... things are looking up. She turns me over and give a perfunctory CBJ. And we did a bit of cowgirl.... she got tired and then went into missionary. During this time, I could hear her phone vibrating every several minutes.
So we took a bit of a break after my first release. She is busy texting on her phone. I changed the TV channel to the weather channel, hopefully something boring to bring the attention back to me. After she finished texting she changes it back to the sport channel. By then I was not amused.
Fine, I think maybe she has a bad day. So I offer to give her a massage. I give her a really long 20-25 minute massage. She said it was good... but I don't know if I buy it because she was staring at the TV. I asked her if she will let me DATY. She is okay with it... So I started very slowly and sensually, I hear some nice moans (okay we are back on track). About 5 minutes into this, she stops me saying she is not that into oral sex.
After the massage and (DATY) I thought okay... maybe a bit of cuddle time. Wrong...She is busy answering another text message and when she was done. She keep watching the damn TV. After a while , she asked me if I want to go again (I am thinking...fuck...I pay for two hours ...I should try to get my money's worth)
She tries to get me hard...(I swear the only time she was not looking at the TV was when she was giving me a CBJ). We mish for a bit but between her phone ringing and her eyes glue to the TV. I lost my hard-on.
I am at a lost for words. She answered another text message and then excuse herself to leave the room to get a soda. She comes back with her drink and stay dressed. There was at least another 45 minutes left to the appointment. Only did I ask her did she half heartedly wanted to try again. I just asked her for a handjob and be done with it. We still have 20 minutes left. I was going to shower but she has no towers. (come on get your act together) I just got dressed and left. The girl does not see me to the door. She is just lying on the bed fixated on the TV.
Let me just say, she should be selling electronics and phone and not be an SP. But I doubt if she will do a good job as she is not focus on the customer. And if you have a bad day, please do not see more clients. It is not fair to the client and not good for you. I had so-so sessions before and I usually put it to maybe chemistry or a bad day. But fuck if you not interested in your clients you should not be a sp. If I wanted to watch TV, I could just bought one. I really wanted to ask for my money back. (I am just not that kinda of a guy)
My recommendation is to stay away...very far away. I am giving this harsh review not because of what services was on or not on the menu but just the complete lack of service. I should save my money and just bought a TV or see one of the more well review ladies.
L...8 (she looks good)
S...5 (it is all safe...nothing is offered...not even willing to see a client to the door )
A...1 (I am giving her a point for having a pulse... I might as well not be there as far as she was concern)
First time poster. I have been pooning for a long time 10+ years. I usually do not like to write reviews as I like to think each session is special for good or bad. But my latest appointment really set me off. I saw Madison's ad which is tasteful. I thought okay why not. (Boy was I wrong...very wrong)
I booked an appointment with Madison (she is not the same one from E-town). Lets say for the rates she is charging I expected much better service....(any service!) I think the photos are fairly accurate even though she was wearing sunglasses. I will stated that I do not ask her up front what her restrictions were and was disappointed there is no kissing. I respect each ladies boundaries, but I do expect a modicum of interaction.
I arrived at her hotel and give her the donation (I don't want there to be any misunderstanding) She goes to her computer and count it in front me (thats fine) And then she tells me that she was ripped off by a previous client. I should took that as a warning sign.
We chatted a bit on the bed.. she likes her jewellery, lucky none of them were sharp. She got good looks, enhanced boobs,a surgically enhanced face, and nice tone body. We tried to cuddle a bit but her eyes keep looking at the TV (she tells me she doesn't like US tv) and then her cell phone rings. Fine, I tell myself maybe she forgot to turn it off. She goes set it on vibrate (very loud).
She gave me a good massage. I thought okay... things are looking up. She turns me over and give a perfunctory CBJ. And we did a bit of cowgirl.... she got tired and then went into missionary. During this time, I could hear her phone vibrating every several minutes.
So we took a bit of a break after my first release. She is busy texting on her phone. I changed the TV channel to the weather channel, hopefully something boring to bring the attention back to me. After she finished texting she changes it back to the sport channel. By then I was not amused.
Fine, I think maybe she has a bad day. So I offer to give her a massage. I give her a really long 20-25 minute massage. She said it was good... but I don't know if I buy it because she was staring at the TV. I asked her if she will let me DATY. She is okay with it... So I started very slowly and sensually, I hear some nice moans (okay we are back on track). About 5 minutes into this, she stops me saying she is not that into oral sex.
After the massage and (DATY) I thought okay... maybe a bit of cuddle time. Wrong...She is busy answering another text message and when she was done. She keep watching the damn TV. After a while , she asked me if I want to go again (I am thinking...fuck...I pay for two hours ...I should try to get my money's worth)
She tries to get me hard...(I swear the only time she was not looking at the TV was when she was giving me a CBJ). We mish for a bit but between her phone ringing and her eyes glue to the TV. I lost my hard-on.
I am at a lost for words. She answered another text message and then excuse herself to leave the room to get a soda. She comes back with her drink and stay dressed. There was at least another 45 minutes left to the appointment. Only did I ask her did she half heartedly wanted to try again. I just asked her for a handjob and be done with it. We still have 20 minutes left. I was going to shower but she has no towers. (come on get your act together) I just got dressed and left. The girl does not see me to the door. She is just lying on the bed fixated on the TV.
Let me just say, she should be selling electronics and phone and not be an SP. But I doubt if she will do a good job as she is not focus on the customer. And if you have a bad day, please do not see more clients. It is not fair to the client and not good for you. I had so-so sessions before and I usually put it to maybe chemistry or a bad day. But fuck if you not interested in your clients you should not be a sp. If I wanted to watch TV, I could just bought one. I really wanted to ask for my money back. (I am just not that kinda of a guy)
My recommendation is to stay away...very far away. I am giving this harsh review not because of what services was on or not on the menu but just the complete lack of service. I should save my money and just bought a TV or see one of the more well review ladies.
L...8 (she looks good)
S...5 (it is all safe...nothing is offered...not even willing to see a client to the door )
A...1 (I am giving her a point for having a pulse... I might as well not be there as far as she was concern)
