I was in the lovely city of Saskatoon a while back at the Bacus bar attached to Earls. Minding my own business, reading my Austin Powers Penis Enlarger owners manual, enjoying a Steak and a couple of pints of Albiono Rhino. I cut myself off at 4 pints then my hot little waitress shows up with another pint. Of course she quickly tells me it's not from her but from the two ladies sitting at the table "over there". I look over to express my gratitude and notice, one hot cougar accompanied by another lady I would describe as a Mo-Ped ( like the motorized bicycle, fun to ride t'ill one of your friends catches you on it). I walk over to thank them and we strike up a conversation. The topic , with my help of course, moves into sex and threesomes. they let me know they have a hotel room and ask if I'm interested in going back with them. The first question out of my mouth was"how much". Well.... the Mo-Ped hauls off and slaps me accross the face. She then says to me "Do you think we're hookers?" I told her that if they were not I couldn't proceed because if I wasn't paying for it I'd be cheating. Needless to say I went home alone.
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Hahahahaha, that's too funny, that's sounds like something i would do, my luck after 4 or 5 pints i would be horny as hell and wouldn't be able to get a rise out of the little guy anyways.
Being picked up by a couple of chicks and having a threesome has always been a fantasy of mine.
Maybe someday
Being picked up by a couple of chicks and having a threesome has always been a fantasy of mine.
Maybe someday
my girlfriend and i have done a couple of duo's, but once there was an occassion where we went on a cruise and there was a hot 36 year old italian stallion who was quite interested in me but for some reason I couldn't bring myself to give him the gratitude of adding another notch on his bedpost, so I dragged my gf in one drunken night and damn she's a hot chick! I've always wanted to go nuts on her without the influence of donations (neither of us are bisexual but there is a certain comfort lvl between us) unfortunately she started to feel akward and jetted out, leaving me to the stallion alone :S
good news is we've kept up on the duo's, and I think she's getting more open about things, so basically i'm softening her up so that one day maybe it'll just be the two of us~~~
I'm not bad, I'm not a lesbian. I guess I'm horny (and like boobs.)
but for some reason I couldn't bring myself to give him the gratitude of adding another notch on his bedpost, so I dragged my gf in one drunken night and damn she's a hot chick! I've always wanted to go nuts on her without the influence of donations (neither of us are bisexual but there is a certain comfort lvl between us) unfortunately she started to feel akward and jetted out, leaving me to the stallion alone :Sgood news is we've kept up on the duo's, and I think she's getting more open about things, so basically i'm softening her up so that one day maybe it'll just be the two of us~~~
I'm not bad, I'm not a lesbian. I guess I'm horny (and like boobs.)
GEEZ!You fucked up that one didn't ya? Shit,those opportunities don't come along every day,seize 'em,you might not get another!!!
Can I watch?Or better yet,can I help outr in any way?SexyPilot said:guess what- it worked...
Lowdy
Interesting enough this shit happens to me every once in a while. I don't know why. There is always some bad to go along with the good. I seem to also attract HOMOs. Don't ask me why, I'm not Gay, I don't think I look gay, but if there is a Gay guy within 100 yards of me he usually scopes me out and is looking for a "free pass to my ass ".
Interesting enough this shit happens to me every once in a while. I don't know why. There is always some bad to go along with the good. I seem to also attract HOMOs. Don't ask me why, I'm not Gay, I don't think I look gay, but if there is a Gay guy within 100 yards of me he usually scopes me out and is looking for a "free pass to my ass ".
Re: Lowdy
HOMOS!!!Fuck man,you better try a new look,they say those guys have "gaydar",loose the mini-skirt and high heels,that's probably what's throwing them off!!!Chronic said:
