Long time lurker and first time poster. I’ve pooned across Canada with most of the fun being had in Toronto, Vancouver and to a lesser extent Calgary. Speaking of cowtown I’ve recently been transferred there for a 3 month project. I wrapped things up at work early so decided on some R&R. Fired up craigslist to see if I could find someone interesting.
I was in the mood for some asian last night (the 12th) and since I couldn’t reach sugarland I settled on “Lucy” who at least from her ad seems like an indy. I gave her a call and she agreed to meet me later in the evening at her incall in the west end of downtown. http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1209084384.html
Despite how the evening progressed I’m still in a glass is half full kind of mood so I’ll start with the positives. Her incall location was easy to find, in a nice building with decent on street parking. As instructed when I reached the lobby I called her, was given her suite number and buzzed in. The apartment was ok with no funky food or other smells. Unfortunately that’s about where the good news ended. I knocked on the door and the woman who answered was NOT who was pictured in the ad. Well maybe it was the same person who had aged 5 years, put on 20lbs and spent a weekend or three in the ugly forest. Not downright ugly but just not all that attractive. I’d put her at 5’5”, 135, medium length black hair and a natural 38c rack. We exchanged our hellos and I was led to the bedroom. Once there she gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. OK, I’m not Joseph Merick, my teeth were freshly scrubbed, face recently shaved an no cold sores on my mouth. For someone who advertised “GIVE YOU BEST G.F.E SERVICES” a kiss on the cheek was not acceptable. Before she kicked off my grandmother would give me a kiss on the cheek. My cat will give me a lick/kiss on the cheek. The hooker I’ve paid for a GFE should not be kissing me on the cheek. With the picture bait/switch and the less than affectionate lip work I should have just said thanks and left but I wanted to pussy and frankly was too lazy to want to try and find someone else to fuck. Before any money was exchanged I decided to ask Happ if she did in fact provide a GFE. When the question was asked I got a very confused look. When I through to clarify and asked “do you offer a girlfriend experience” I got the same look and the predictable “my english not so good, don’t know what you mean”. Well what the fuck. If I asked a pastry chef if they offer a GFE and got a confused look fine I can accept that but an SP, even one with a limited grasp of the language, should know the lingo. Again, despite warning bells going off I decided to stay. I give her the 200 bucks and again was greeted with a look of confusion. I handed over two 50’s and five 20’s. Simple math to add things up to 200bucks but no, it took some ciphering to put 1&1 together. Since I was in for a penny I was in for a pound.
She briefly left the room to stash the cash and when back we both got naked. As I lay on the bed my cock was about half hard and she looked down and I think said “oh my”. Can’t be sure because of the language difficulties but none the less was a sort of shocked expression. My dick isn’t massive and it isn’t tiny, at full mast it’s just over 7” and as thick as a red bull can. Not something that should generate an “oh my”. She jerks me off for a minute or so then slides on the rubber and starts to suck. Decent blowjob but I wanted more so got her to swivel around to 69. Normally I love to daty but her kitty smelled like mothballs. I tried to finger her but apparently digits are off limits. She sucked for 10 minutes and I dumped my load in the bag. She got some scented wet wipes (great because every grown man likes to smell like baby powder) and cleaned up my tool. I thought that she’d give us both a brief rest but nope, she got up and started to get dressed. I guess the hour long session was going to wrap up 40 min early. I put my cloths on and booked.
Took one for the team.
L/A/S = 5/4/4
I was in the mood for some asian last night (the 12th) and since I couldn’t reach sugarland I settled on “Lucy” who at least from her ad seems like an indy. I gave her a call and she agreed to meet me later in the evening at her incall in the west end of downtown. http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1209084384.html
Despite how the evening progressed I’m still in a glass is half full kind of mood so I’ll start with the positives. Her incall location was easy to find, in a nice building with decent on street parking. As instructed when I reached the lobby I called her, was given her suite number and buzzed in. The apartment was ok with no funky food or other smells. Unfortunately that’s about where the good news ended. I knocked on the door and the woman who answered was NOT who was pictured in the ad. Well maybe it was the same person who had aged 5 years, put on 20lbs and spent a weekend or three in the ugly forest. Not downright ugly but just not all that attractive. I’d put her at 5’5”, 135, medium length black hair and a natural 38c rack. We exchanged our hellos and I was led to the bedroom. Once there she gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. OK, I’m not Joseph Merick, my teeth were freshly scrubbed, face recently shaved an no cold sores on my mouth. For someone who advertised “GIVE YOU BEST G.F.E SERVICES” a kiss on the cheek was not acceptable. Before she kicked off my grandmother would give me a kiss on the cheek. My cat will give me a lick/kiss on the cheek. The hooker I’ve paid for a GFE should not be kissing me on the cheek. With the picture bait/switch and the less than affectionate lip work I should have just said thanks and left but I wanted to pussy and frankly was too lazy to want to try and find someone else to fuck. Before any money was exchanged I decided to ask Happ if she did in fact provide a GFE. When the question was asked I got a very confused look. When I through to clarify and asked “do you offer a girlfriend experience” I got the same look and the predictable “my english not so good, don’t know what you mean”. Well what the fuck. If I asked a pastry chef if they offer a GFE and got a confused look fine I can accept that but an SP, even one with a limited grasp of the language, should know the lingo. Again, despite warning bells going off I decided to stay. I give her the 200 bucks and again was greeted with a look of confusion. I handed over two 50’s and five 20’s. Simple math to add things up to 200bucks but no, it took some ciphering to put 1&1 together. Since I was in for a penny I was in for a pound.
She briefly left the room to stash the cash and when back we both got naked. As I lay on the bed my cock was about half hard and she looked down and I think said “oh my”. Can’t be sure because of the language difficulties but none the less was a sort of shocked expression. My dick isn’t massive and it isn’t tiny, at full mast it’s just over 7” and as thick as a red bull can. Not something that should generate an “oh my”. She jerks me off for a minute or so then slides on the rubber and starts to suck. Decent blowjob but I wanted more so got her to swivel around to 69. Normally I love to daty but her kitty smelled like mothballs. I tried to finger her but apparently digits are off limits. She sucked for 10 minutes and I dumped my load in the bag. She got some scented wet wipes (great because every grown man likes to smell like baby powder) and cleaned up my tool. I thought that she’d give us both a brief rest but nope, she got up and started to get dressed. I guess the hour long session was going to wrap up 40 min early. I put my cloths on and booked.
Took one for the team.
L/A/S = 5/4/4
