Love our 🇨🇦 Olympic Women. Who’s your hottie?

[PuntMeister]

Our Canadian women continue to excel at Paris. And I have noticed the hotness level seems up this year too 😉. So who’se your favourite 🇨🇦 hottie?

I’d have to go with Alysha (Pole Vault) for the striking bright red lipstick, severe hair braids, and seductively playfull smile. Athletes should smile more.

However, our beach volleyballers Melissa and Brandie (love how they use those sexy first names in V-ball) have amazing long sexy braided locks that whip around as they jump. Nice tans too.

That said, I admit to having dreams about being ravaged by the entire women’s soccer team, and also the synchro swimming team (those babes are also into sexy red lipstick💄and I might be developing a nose plug fetish. Lol.)

Ahhhh, I love sports! Who’se YOUR Hottie?

 

[Crookedmember]

Alysha Newman. Even when she missed, she kept her sense of humour.

 

[Billiam]

Make it three for Alysha Newman. Great personal best as well.

 

[jeffu]

Alysha is an epitome of beauty. I love how unashamedly feminine she is-- the red lipstick, the booty shorts, the smiles, the sass...can't get enough of her lol

 

[gndvan]

Did you guys know she has Onlyfans so you can get more of her...

 

[flabert]

There are many. One that flies under the radar is Simone Plourde: abs a little much but great figure and dsl’s.




looked better when she was less fit

 

[luvsdaty]

Alysha Newman

 

[uncleg]

Our Canadian women continue to excel at Paris. And I have noticed the hotness level seems up this year too 😉. So who’se your favourite 🇨🇦 hottie?

I’d have to go with Alysha (Pole Vault) for the striking bright red lipstick, severe hair braids, and seductively playfull smile. Athletes should smile more.

However, our beach volleyballers Melissa and Brandie (love how they use those sexy first names in V-ball) have amazing long sexy braided locks that whip around as they jump. Nice tans too.

That said, I admit to having dreams about being ravaged by the entire women’s soccer team, and also the synchro swimming team (those babes are also into sexy red lipstick💄and I might be developing a nose plug fetish. Lol.)

Ahhhh, I love sports! Who’se YOUR Hottie?

 

[VinVan]

You horn dogs are in luck. Alysha Newman has an OnlyFans page and you can get to see under the covers so to speak….

I couldn’t believe it either!!!

 

[jeffu]

You horn dogs are in luck. Alysha Newman has an OnlyFans page and you can get to see under the covers so to speak….

I couldn’t believe it either!!!


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Surprised me too. I've never been one for Onlyfans (if I'm spending $$ I would rather get something more tangible)..but I couldn't resist a quick image search.



What can I say, I'm a fan.

 

[gndvan]

Wake up people, I said this already haha

 

[westwoody]

Lots of male and female olympians have OF to support themselves.

 

[VinVan]

Wake up people, I said this already haha

Sorry GND. I’m male - no visuals, no comprehension LoL

 

[easkey]

About Alysha's OnlyFans, I've discovered there is NO nudity in any of her photos if you subscribe to her account. The content is very similar to her Instagram, which you can subscribe for free.

Perhaps you got to pay up for "custom pics/videos" for a chance at erotica, if she would even entertain that notion.

 

[jeffu]

Perhaps you got to pay up for "custom pics/videos" for a chance at erotica, if she would even entertain that notion.

That's generally how OF works. You get in the door with the subscription fee but need to tip or pay extra for the "good stuff". She has definitely entertained that notion lol...the two pictures above are both from her OF (obtained through a Google search). I also found a video of her bending over on a bed wearing a very revealing thong. She's beautiful, but all that sort of content does is put me in the mood to go visit one of the many amazing providers nearby. This is why I consider OF to be more-or-less a waste of $$.

Edit: This made me laugh, and is pretty much on point.

 

[Taylor007]

Wake up people, I said this already haha

Congratulations. You want a medal? 😉🤣

 

[Oldfart]

That's generally how OF works. You get in the door with the subscription fee but need to tip or pay extra for the "good stuff". She has definitely entertained that notion lol...the two pictures above are both from her OF (obtained through a Google search). I also found a video of her bending over on a bed wearing a very revealing thong. She's beautiful, but all that sort of content does is put me in the mood to go visit one of the many amazing providers nearby. This is why I consider OF to be more-or-less a waste of $$.

Edit: This made me laugh, and is pretty much on point.

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The Olympics makes excellent viewing for members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee such as I.

 

[SenClayDavis]

I have deeply inappropriate thoughts about Jordyn Huitema.

 

[gndvan]

Congratulations. You want a medal? 😉🤣

An Olympic medal please

 

[PuntMeister]

You know, when I started this thread, I expected sone critique and condemnation about sexualizing our hard working elite athletes and potentially trivializing their extreme world-class efforts. There was even a tinge of self-remorse and reflective douchebaggery when I hit send.

That said, I must say I am now most happy to see I am not alone in my natural appreciation and celebration of feminine excellence exemplified on the world stage. Great athletes are worth watching, but great sexy athletes are truly captivating. I love it and celebrate these beauties and all they have accomplished with grace, style, and femininity. .

Long live slutty red lipstick and thongs in sports. 😘

-Punt.