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Yman

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I was just curious to know if anyone might like to share some stories of injuries they've suffered from good times! I've certainly suffered some cunnilingual whip lash related injuries.
 

bigdman

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Yman

Sorry to hear about your injuries suffered from good times... just wondering how long did it take to recover??

girl97

you can put a large beach towel or a blanket on the floor if you are anticipating a rough rider date...
 

daddywarbucks

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RUG BURN

Not two words, six words: RUG BURN left hip RUG BURN right hip (cowgirl) RUG BURN right kneeRUG BURN left kneeRUG BURN right elbowRUG BURN left elbow after rolling over. Had one hell of a time getting them and a hell of a time getting out of there and into my car.
 

Oldfart

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Scratches on my back.

I had to tell my wife I got them crawling under a barbed wire fence!
 

eagle

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Is this possible??

The worst injury I ever heard of was from my SO when she worked surgery recovery. They called it a " penile fracture". Apparently, although there is no bone there it is possible to "break" your penis, damaging the muscle/cartilage I guess.

All the nurses wondered how this could happen but all the doc would say was that " he zigged when he should have zagged"
 

oberon1999

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Jan 13, 2003
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Re: it is possible ...

franklyhuge said:
and takes up to 10 years (YES, TEN YEARS) for it to heal ...

turns out that when you have an erection it is easy to damage the large tubes that provide the erection (by filling with blood) -- they are most easily damaged by cowgirl and doggie if you pop out and hit something and bend the unit.

surgery sometimes helps by scarring the other side of the shaft to fix the bend ... but this also results in (GASP) a shorter penis!!!

the reason healing is so slow is because when flaccid, the penis gets almost NO blood ... nature's way of shutting off what we don't need.

so, be careful in cowgirl and doggie and keep it up ...
Never had it happen to me but yeah I've given myself a "bend" in the heat of the moment and F**K does it hurt, I was lucky I did not break my guy, but it took me out of action for a ouple of days... OUCH..

oberon
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rickoshadows

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Re: it is possible ...

franklyhuge said:
and takes up to 10 years (YES, TEN YEARS) for it to heal ...

turns out that when you have an erection it is easy to damage the large tubes that provide the erection (by filling with blood) -- they are most easily damaged by cowgirl and doggie if you pop out and hit something and bend the unit.

surgery sometimes helps by scarring the other side of the shaft to fix the bend ... but this also results in (GASP) a shorter penis!!!

the reason healing is so slow is because when flaccid, the penis gets almost NO blood ... nature's way of shutting off what we don't need.

so, be careful in cowgirl and doggie and keep it up ...
I've seen it happen to cattle. It usually means a quick sex change and off to the sausage grinder.

rickoshadows
 

Mr.411

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A GF and I decided it would be fun to do a live internet show for 10 or so willing observers. We got it all set up where we could hear what they said and they could hear and see us. Well it was an interesting situation that was for sure. I didn't really have stage fright, as I had no problem getting hard. However after 30 minutes or so the GF was getting a bit tired since we had really gone at each other for the camera but I was having a problem cumming for some reason. I really wanted to and my balls were rather swollen and ready as well but something upstairs was preventing it.

Why is this important? Well, at about that time one of the guy's shouted out a request for a position right while I was in mid stroke. Well the g/f went one way and I went another and on the incoming stroke I slammed myself into her in such a way that I crushed my left nut against her butt cheek.

The pain was increadible!! I went instantly soft and I let out a silent scream it hurt so bad. The g/f knew I had just hurt myself but didn't know why. She instantly decided to pretend that she was cumming because I was cumming and started shouting things like "that's it baby...cum in me", "dam your load is so hot", and crap like that (Yes, it was rather awsome of her to help me save face.) It was all I could do to hold myself up at that point as tears started running down my face. We eventually decoupled and she went and took care of the computer while I lay on the bed in a fetal position hoping like hell my ball had not exploded.

It was sore for over a week and I still shudder when I remember that shot of pain. Worst the boy's have ever felt bar none.
 

bigdman

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guys,
I don't get rug-burn that often, but I would get very aching muscles after a long battle with the ladies the day after..., it feels like I have just finished a weight lifting or an intensive exercise from the gym.....:D
 
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