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sp4Life

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Do you know if April will be back next week?
April is currently back as of sunday. Tried the other girl and straight regrets. Started late ended early. Massage was so so but you could tell she wanted it to be over. Non existent tease into a quick flip and jack hammered so I just forced it and left. I didnt tip just like @bobjob as she talked about tipping pre massage and clearly doesnt provide good service. Wish I had read these reviews b4 I went oh well my fault and on to the next!
 

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April is currently back as of sunday. Tried the other girl and straight regrets. Started late ended early. Massage was so so but you could tell she wanted it to be over. Non existent tease into a quick flip and jack hammered so I just forced it and left. I didnt tip just like @bobjob as she talked about tipping pre massage and clearly doesnt provide good service. Wish I had read these reviews b4 I went oh well my fault and on to the next!
Thanks for the review on Jane. I did get to see April last week. :)
 
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All right so last week i made a booking for apple they told me april is not there right now. I walked in said i have a booking for apple 1 hr no problems i have my shower i go to the room the lights are on curtans up ok wierd. So iam in a towl ready to have a nice massage and happy ending but iam standign there like an idiot all alone in a brightly lit room. Bobo comes in and mutters somthing i cant understand about apple, so apple cant give me a massage for some reason even after booking/confirmation before and after entering premisis. Bobo insists she can give me a good massage f*ck was that horrible.The massage was bad so very very very bad. massage was painful, she kept digging her elbows into my back her shoes were nosiy as hell, Bobo kept knocking me in the head wtf! i had jane last time now bobo what the hell is going on in this place both were outright horrible. i ended up askign for 30 min instead of 1 hr bobo got scared saying her boss will be upset i have to stay , no i want to go. bobo say she can do 45 minutes ok fine lets do 45 afetr which she begins to interegate me as to why i dont like her, i was trying ot be as nice as possible so i said your massage is not to my liking it felt like a bad break up i wanted out. i said no to a happy ending the entire mood was ruined. payed 120 for 45 minutes . until bobo is gone i wont go bad stay away from her. ill wait for april,apple,micheal,becky etc last week was a bad start to the weekend
 
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All right so last week i made a booking for apple they told me april is not there right now. I walked in said i have a booking for apple 1 hr no problems i have my shower i go to the room the lights are on curtans up ok wierd. So iam in a towl ready to have a nice massage and happy ending but iam standign there like an idiot all alone in a brightly lit room. Bobo comes in and mutters somthing i cant understand about apple, so apple cant give me a massage for some reason even after booking/confirmation before and after entering premisis. Bobo insists she can give me a good massage f*ck was that horrible.The massage was bad so very very very bad. massage was painful, she kept digging her elbows into my back her shoes were nosiy as hell, Bobo kept knocking me in the head wtf! i had jane last time now bobo what the hell is going on in this place both were outright horrible. i ended up askign for 30 min instead of 1 hr bobo got scared saying her boss will be upset i have to stay , no i want to go. bobo say she can do 45 minutes ok fine lets do 45 afetr which she begins to interegate me as to why i dont like her, i was trying ot be as nice as possible so i said your massage is not to my liking it felt like a bad break up i wanted out. i said no to a happy ending the entire mood was ruined. payed 120 for 45 minutes . until bobo is gone i wont go bad stay away from her. ill wait for april,apple,micheal,becky etc last week was a bad start to the weekend
I would have to agree with you about Bobo. I tried her last time she was in town with very much the same outcome. Very rough, rushed massage. I’m quite surprised with how things have gone there with the past few girls, Jane and Bobo especially. Maybe we’re just spoiled with April and Michelle.
 

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I would have to agree with you about Bobo. I tried her last time she was in town with very much the same outcome. Very rough, rushed massage. I’m quite surprised with how things have gone there with the past few girls, Jane and Bobo especially. Maybe we’re just spoiled with April and Michelle.
We are very spoiled with Michelle and April! Most AMP I have ever tried were more typical of the Jane and Bobo type girls, it's very uncommon to find sweet, beautiful girls who actually know how to, and enjoy, giving great massages like them...
 

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We are very spoiled with Michelle and April! Most AMP I have ever tried were more typical of the Jane and Bobo type girls, it's very uncommon to find sweet, beautiful girls who actually know how to, and enjoy, giving great massages like them...
Yes it does become quite unfair to compare some of these other ladies to April and Michele who are on the shortlist of G.O.A.T.s in Eva's 3 locations. My personal top 4 are April, Lulu, Eva and Tina who left Lotus probably about the time Eva opened up the Courtenay location. All of them I've seen at least 5 times in one location or another. Michele I've only seen once and that was in Kelowna. She didn't match up to the standards of my top 4 that day but I have not problem including her in a Lotus Top 5 based on the many great reviews provided by others
 
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All right so last week i made a booking for apple they told me april is not there right now. I walked in said i have a booking for apple 1 hr no problems i have my shower i go to the room the lights are on curtans up ok wierd. So iam in a towl ready to have a nice massage and happy ending but iam standign there like an idiot all alone in a brightly lit room. Bobo comes in and mutters somthing i cant understand about apple, so apple cant give me a massage for some reason even after booking/confirmation before and after entering premisis. Bobo insists she can give me a good massage f*ck was that horrible.The massage was bad so very very very bad. massage was painful, she kept digging her elbows into my back her shoes were nosiy as hell, Bobo kept knocking me in the head wtf! i had jane last time now bobo what the hell is going on in this place both were outright horrible. i ended up askign for 30 min instead of 1 hr bobo got scared saying her boss will be upset i have to stay , no i want to go. bobo say she can do 45 minutes ok fine lets do 45 afetr which she begins to interegate me as to why i dont like her, i was trying ot be as nice as possible so i said your massage is not to my liking it felt like a bad break up i wanted out. i said no to a happy ending the entire mood was ruined. payed 120 for 45 minutes . until bobo is gone i wont go bad stay away from her. ill wait for april,apple,micheal,becky etc last week was a bad start to the weekend
Damn that sounds terrible. Definitely no fun thinking you’re going to have a good time and then it ends up turning into an interrogation and feeling like a bad breakup. Sorry that happened mate.

But I just had a few questions as I’m still new to this. I thought I read a couple replies back that Apple/April was the same person, just using different names, is that correct in your experience?

Also, 120$ for 45 mins, doesn’t their LL post say it’s 120$ for an hour?

Once I can finally afford to spend money on something non-essential, I’m definitely going to book with April/Apple or Michelle as my first time. It’d be heartbreaking to finally be able to afford a special treat and your story ends up happening to me haha! Thanks for helping out a newcomer and I hope your next time is more enjoyable!
 
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Damn that sounds terrible. Definitely no fun thinking you’re going to have a good time and then it ends up turning into an interrogation and feeling like a bad breakup. Sorry that happened mate.

But I just had a few questions as I’m still new to this. I thought I read a couple replies back that Apple/April was the same person, just using different names, is that correct in your experience?

Also, 120$ for 45 mins, doesn’t their LL post say it’s 120$ for an hour?

Once I can finally afford to spend money on something non-essential, I’m definitely going to book with April/Apple or Michelle as my first time. It’d be heartbreaking to finally be able to afford a special treat and your story ends up happening to me haha! Thanks for helping out a newcomer and I hope your next time is more enjoyable!
Yes, her name is April, but Eva pronounces it Apple. So the name varies on the posting, but same person.
 
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Yes, her name is April, but Eva pronounces it Apple. So the name varies on the posting, but same person.
Ahhh okay - got it! Thank you very much man. That makes total sense now, but I definitely would have never known until someone explained it. Cheers mate.
 
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Damn that sounds terrible. Definitely no fun thinking you’re going to have a good time and then it ends up turning into an interrogation and feeling like a bad breakup. Sorry that happened mate.

But I just had a few questions as I’m still new to this. I thought I read a couple replies back that Apple/April was the same person, just using different names, is that correct in your experience?

Also, 120$ for 45 mins, doesn’t their LL post say it’s 120$ for an hour?

Once I can finally afford to spend money on something non-essential, I’m definitely going to book with April/Apple or Michelle as my first time. It’d be heartbreaking to finally be able to afford a special treat and your story ends up happening to me haha! Thanks for helping out a newcomer and I hope your next time is more enjoyable!
That experience was just a bad run of luck that round. 90% of the time teh girls/experience is very nice dont be disheartened its deffinatley a worthy investment. i had opted for 45 min just to get out of there payed and moved on. thats the only tiem i diidnt get my full hour.
 
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I am very bad with names someone please remind me has Amy been here before i cnat put a face to the name? Leo list says Amy/April are in town now . I remmember faces alot better thanks
 
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sp4Life

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I am very bad with names someone please remind me has Amy been here before i cnat put a face to the name? Leo list says Amy/April are in town now . I remmember faces alot better thanks
Ive never seen her b4 until today but she could have been one Ive missed. Massage pressure was strong. She was an older aunty Im guessing late 30s to early 40s (not the greatest at guessing). She wasnt the most trained at the massage portion as one half of the body would be done different than the other. If you arent too flexible this might not be for you as she really tries to push you past your limits with some yoga style movments. That said the massage was pretty good. Tease was decent and I made it work and asked to flip quite early. Decent constant pressure
And she offered her top (decently firm bs) on the HE and she gave me post massage for remainder unlike bobo. All in all was a ok run. Probably wont repeat but April set the bar too high.
 
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Ive never seen her b4 until today but she could have been one Ive missed. Massage pressure was strong. She was an older aunty Im guessing late 30s to early 40s (not the greatest at guessing). She wasnt the most trained at the massage portion as one half of the body would be done different than the other. If you arent too flexible this might not be for you as she really tries to push you past your limits with some yoga style movments. That said the massage was pretty good. Tease was decent and I made it work and asked to flip quite early. Decent constant pressure
And she offered her top (decently firm bs) on the HE and she gave me post massage for remainder unlike bobo. All in all was a ok run. Probably wont repeat but April set the bar too high.
April and Michelle really have set the bar quite high, as has Eva!!
 
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Ive never seen her b4 until today but she could have been one Ive missed. Massage pressure was strong. She was an older aunty Im guessing late 30s to early 40s (not the greatest at guessing). She wasnt the most trained at the massage portion as one half of the body would be done different than the other. If you arent too flexible this might not be for you as she really tries to push you past your limits with some yoga style movments. That said the massage was pretty good. Tease was decent and I made it work and asked to flip quite early. Decent constant pressure
And she offered her top (decently firm bs) on the HE and she gave me post massage for remainder unlike bobo. All in all was a ok run. Probably wont repeat but April set the bar too high.

Thats some really good intell. I actually enjoy the extra yoga-ish stretches as iam a bit more flexible, the only person who did that was candy but of course its not for everyone. Nice to know whos in the shop since my timing is all over the place and very last minute so i often dont have much choice on whos avalable.
 

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Thats some really good intell. I actually enjoy the extra yoga-ish stretches as iam a bit more flexible, the only person who did that was candy but of course its not for everyone. Nice to know whos in the shop since my timing is all over the place and very last minute so i often dont have much choice on whos avalable.
I used to see a Thai lady in Courtenay years ago that was great at stretching me out. I remember the first time she put my knees back to my ears and I got very excited and said "that's my favourite position", she laughed and held them back and pretended to fuck me; I was hooked, and went back to her many times, lol. She never would do HE or any extras but had a lot of fun teasing me!!
 
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Today Leolist Advt says April still there & Amy. Yesterday on phone Amy says "April is gone and Amy and ________? are here".
Poor English, my bad hearing and hard to understand on phone.
What is going on at LLWC? Who is really there?
 

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Today Leolist Advt says April still there & Amy. Yesterday on phone Amy says "April is gone and Amy and ________? are here".
Poor English, my bad hearing and hard to understand on phone.
What is going on at LLWC? Who is really there?
Eva's ads aren't always immediately updated with roster changes. Also it seems to me that occasionally one of the ladies will take a short break for a few days. A replacement may drop in to cover but she lets the ad keep running as is. So it could be April is gone but only for a few days.
 
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Eva's ads aren't always immediately updated with roster changes. Also it seems to me that occasionally one of the ladies will take a short break for a few days. A replacement may drop in to cover but she lets the ad keep running as is. So it could be April is gone but only for a few days.
hopfullly we get someone nice if theres a trun over. micheal and april are really good but i really like becky she knows exactly how to push all my buttons. Becky did say she should be back this month or next.
 
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