So I tried my luck in LA when I was there. I always thought a city like that would be like walking into a candy store. Absolutely not, we should consider ourselves very lucky here in Vancouver. Even after shutting down Craigslist and Backpage, we still have plenty of ways of finding escorts or massage parlors. LA was horrible. All the massage parlors that I went to were complete rip-offs - no one had any experience giving a massage, and none offered anything beyond that. I am sure if you are in the know, you can find them, but I had no luck. So, I did manage to find one website, called Massage Republic. There are plenty of women on there, and it seemed pretty legit. I am sure there are some women on there. But, the one I chose was abysmal. She looked so incredibly hot in here photos. Meghan was a half-black girl with a booty, perky tits and youthful looks. She charged what worked out to be $$$.5CAD for the hour for an outcall, so I chose that. She was 30 min late, which is fine because traffic is terrible in LA. She started by counting the cash twice in front of me. Very unpolished. The photos were obviously glamour shots, so she looked quite average looking in comparison to the photos. I have to say the body was still good and would give her a 9/10 in how I like the body. Then came all the restrictions - no touching the hair, face, pussy, and no kissing. She gave the lamest back rub I have ever had. A toddler would have had better back pressure. Then the lamest covered BJ of my life, which she also asked me to buy the condoms before the session. It was not doing it for me, so I started to go limp - it was that bad. So, I try to go missionary and her legs lock down like Royce Gracie in UFC 2, She will not open her legs more than a foot wide, and clamps her pussy so tight I cannot get in. She says I am too big! I literally cannot get my damn cock into her. So, after what seemed like an eternity trying that, I opt for a blowjob to finish. I have to give her direction on what to do. Anyway, she was among the ten worst experiences I have ever had (I've unfortunately had a lot since I've been doing this a long time). Glad to be back in Vancouver and looking forward to getting some decent service soon after recovering financially from the shit-show that LA was.
