Looking for Female Realtor with "benefits"

JaJaBinks

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I know the real estate market is slow now, and realtors are desperate for business. I have a couple of properties that I want to list, and at the same time, a couple that I want to purchase. I am looking for an attractive female realtor who will do what it needs to close the deal. That's right. If she has to fuck the listing agent or blow the vendor to get the price I want, so be it. They are already compensated way too generously in my opinion. At the same time, I would expect some booty my way too. I know of and heard stories of real estate agents who are doing this already. I am just wondering if the bros out there know of any such agents and if I could have their contact info via PM. Thanks in advance.
 

oldguyzer

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Guess they don't advertise those services as standard on the real estate sites, huh? I can see the advertising tag line potentials now...
 

JaJaBinks

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Guess they don't advertise those services as standard on the real estate sites, huh? I can see the advertising tag line potentials now...
"Don't let us fuck you over, you can fuck us"

"I will get down on my knees for you"
 

Lesbian Hunter

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I know the real estate market is slow now, and realtors are desperate for business. I have a couple of properties that I want to list, and at the same time, a couple that I want to purchase. I am looking for an attractive female realtor who will do what it needs to close the deal. That's right. If she has to fuck the listing agent or blow the vendor to get the price I want, so be it. They are already compensated way too generously in my opinion. At the same time, I would expect some booty my way too. I know of and heard stories of real estate agents who are doing this already. I am just wondering if the bros out there know of any such agents and if I could have their contact info via PM. Thanks in advance.

Your request smacks of egotistical arrogance which I suspect you have an abundance of.
 

arianna_royale

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I know the real estate market is slow now, and realtors are desperate for business. I have a couple of properties that I want to list, and at the same time, a couple that I want to purchase. I am looking for an attractive female realtor who will do what it needs to close the deal. That's right. If she has to fuck the listing agent or blow the vendor to get the price I want, so be it. They are already compensated way too generously in my opinion. At the same time, I would expect some booty my way too. I know of and heard stories of real estate agents who are doing this already. I am just wondering if the bros out there know of any such agents and if I could have their contact info via PM. Thanks in advance.

wwww.freebcads.com seems like a proper venue for this kind of request.


Doubtful you will get a response here..lol.
 

mookster

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I know the real estate market is slow now, and realtors are desperate for business.
They are already compensated way too generously in my opinion.
I am just wondering if the bros out there know of any such agents and if I could have their contact info via PM.
As a "Bro" who happens to be in Real Estate, I know of a few female realtors who will have sex with their clients... unfortunately for you, they have to be attracted to them for this to happen.
With your attitude, I'm afraid it will be a cold day in Hell before I would even consider PMing you with ANY information on any topic, let alone what your asking for.
Have a nice day.
Sincerely
Mookster

Oh, and by the way, not all Realtors are desperate for business.
 

Horse99

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you guys are wrong

we;re in a recession, it's time everyone that sells shit for a living, to start working for it....Especially real estate agents....
 

JaJaBinks

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Your request smacks of egotistical arrogance which I suspect you have an abundance of.
I am guessing that u know no realtors. If u want to look for egotistical arrogance, u need to meet some realtors and work with some of them. The web is full of stories of lying, cheating, stealing, etc. realtors. Stop hunting lesbians for a while, and hunt some realtors.
 

JaJaBinks

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As a "Bro" who happens to be in Real Estate, I know of a few female realtors who will have sex with their clients... unfortunately for you, they have to be attracted to them for this to happen.
With your attitude, I'm afraid it will be a cold day in Hell before I would even consider PMing you with ANY information on any topic, let alone what your asking for.
Have a nice day.
Sincerely
Mookster

Oh, and by the way, not all Realtors are desperate for business.
That's fine with me. No skin off my nose whether u PM me or not. Not all realtors are desperate for business? Are u shitting me? Would these be realtors who are hooking on the side? Unless u are Bob Rennie, u are hurting for business. See, that's what I mean, u realtors are incapable of truth. Even in the boom times of the last few years, ALL REALTORS WERE STILL DESPERATE FOR BUSINESS.
 

JaJaBinks

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Ditto. 2009 has just started and I think we have the worst question of the year already.
Really, I thought this was 411. Are we criticizing the questions and grading them already? Who died and made u god moderator?
 

oppai

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Really, I thought this was 411. Are we criticizing the questions and grading them already? Who died and made u god moderator?
Just like you I am giving my opinion.
It would surprise me that anyone would be willing to use whether a realtor would sleep with them or not when spending 100's of thousands on a property/home/business or whatever. I think for me I would want someone who is more concerned with doing their JOB rather than just trying to make a sale.
 

booblover

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I know of a few Asian ladies that regularly do this. I can get some contact info and PM you.
 
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