Looking for an escort that looks like Sara Bareilles...

[BORKO]

My current celebrity crush is Sara Bareilles, so until I can have sex with her for in the real life, can anyone suggest an escort that resembles Ms. Bareilles?

I'd prefer if she resembled Ms. Bareilles from the Brave video:

I believe her hairstyle is a known as an ombre in this video.

I'd also be down for an escort that has her hair did like Ms. Bareilles from her Love Song video. Not as down for Ms. Bareilles' look from her Gonna Get Over You video, but if that's the best option then that is also acceptable.

Also, escorts, feel free to PM if you believe you fit the bill. You don't have to be able to sing or dance but it can't hurt if you're able to.

 

[BORKO]

Oh and bonus points for anyone that can suggest an escort that looks like Katy Perry. I heard Nicole Green kind of does, can anyone confirm?

I think a mashup of Brave and Roar would be lots of fun with a duo of escorts that resemble Ms. Perry and Ms. Bareilles.

 

[PierreCoeur]

Oh and if someone knows an Escort who looks like Angelina Jolie, I would like to be first in line to visit her. Cheers

 

[BORKO]

Oh and if someone knows an Escort who looks like Angelina Jolie, I would like to be first in line to visit her. Cheers

She doesn't look like Sara Bareilles at all.

 

[BrokeBastard]

Oh and bonus points for anyone that can suggest an escort that looks like Katy Perry. I heard Nicole Green kind of does, can anyone confirm?

I think a mashup of Brave and Roar would be lots of fun with a duo of escorts that resemble Ms. Perry and Ms. Bareilles.

I read a review that mentioned it and upon seeing her, I agree whole heartedly. At the time I saw her she was pretty fun and upbeat. Read some other mixed reviews that there was some possible burnout. But go see her if you want to see a version of Ms. Perry.