looking for a sp who will BLK

[tommy_beach]

looking for a young indi or sp who likes BLK and perhaps DFK..pm me with any info

thanks

 

[spookycanuck]

At the risk of showing my ignorance...BLK?

 

[Lurker 123]

BLK??? Block?? or Babe loves kissing?

 

[SoftHandsAnne]

DFK means deep french kissing... BLK... Do you mean like BLK as in some ebony loving?

*fans self at the thought...*

 

[tommy_beach]

i thought BLK meant ball licking and kissing

 

[DaBoneman]

i thought BLK meant ball licking and kissing

That activity is usually referred to as BLS - Ball licking and sucking.

 

[SoftHandsAnne]

Ahhhhhh... OK This is where a unified lexicon helps

I have no doubt that you'll find a lot of us here that do .

Unsolicited hints to make sure we really love it:

- No need to shave, but at least trimmed makes it easier and more "consistent": no coming up again and again to dislodge hair from the teeth and tongue.

- Wash very well just before coming over - and I mean all the way up the crack - soap everything up really good; nothing makes a gal want to stop like "nasty sweaty ass smell" since we're so close to the area... If you can't before you come over (like you're coming right from work), ask if a shower is available: maybe she'll hop in and help soap up

YMMV: I know these are my preferences to make me slurp with relish; not saying you *don't* already do all that, since we have never met... just giving some preemptive info to make sure you get the proverbial bang for your buck

 

[M1A]

word!

Ahhhhhh... OK This is where a unified lexicon helps

I have no doubt that you'll find a lot of us here that do .

Unsolicited hints to make sure we really love it:

- No need to shave, but at least trimmed makes it easier and more "consistent": no coming up again and again to dislodge hair from the teeth and tongue.

- Wash very well just before coming over - and I mean all the way up the crack - soap everything up really good; nothing makes a gal want to stop like "nasty sweaty ass smell" since we're so close to the area... If you can't before you come over (like you're coming right from work), ask if a shower is available: maybe she'll hop in and help soap up

YMMV: I know these are my preferences to make me slurp with relish; not saying you *don't* already do all that, since we have never met... just giving some preemptive info to make sure you get the proverbial bang for your buck

...and how!

 

[sidewinder]

Having a Ball...

Just to clarify....

BLK = ball licking.

TEABAGGING= Bloke squats over lady's face, lowering scrotal sack into partner's mouth.

Never tried the latter, besides, I've been told told by good authority that my balls aren't "old-man droopy enough" for it to work.

That's OK, I'll get over it......

+++++++

Here's a joke:

Married couple go to a cocktail party at a home where the family pet, a St, Barnard dog named Bruno is been wandering around mixing contentedly with the guests.

Quite causally, Bruno lies down on the rug and commences licking his balls.

The husband says: " Gee Honey, I sure wish I could do that!"

Wifey says: " Well I'm sure you could! And I bet the dog would enjoy it too!!"

And now the same joke en francais for Roxie

Voici une plaisanterie :

Les ménages mariés vont à une partie de cocktail à une maison où l'animal de compagnie de famille, un chien St. Barnard Bruno appellé Bruno est erré autour du mélange satisfait aux invités. Tout à fait causal, Bruno se couche sur la couverture et débute léchant ses boules.

Le mari dit : "Zut alors, souhait sûr que je pourrais faire cela!" Sa femme indique : "bon je suis sûr que vous pourriez ! Et j'ai parié que le chien l'apprécierait aussi !!"

 

[BS Detector]

Thans Sidewinder. You reminded me of another one. Feel free to translate


These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years. First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"

The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy, "I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter any more."

The answer comes, "Y...e...s, I w...e...n...t t...o a d...o...c...t...o...r a…n…d h…e t…o…l…d m...e t...h...a...t i...f I s...p...e...a...k s...l...o…w...l...y, I w...i…l...l n...o...t s...t...u…t...t...e...r."

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.

"W...e...l...l, m...y f...i...a...n...c...e...e a...n...d I w...e...r...e s...i...t...t...i...n...g o...n h...e...r p...o...r...c...h a...n...d t...h...e d...o...g w...a...s s...c...r...a...t...c..h...i...n...g h...i...s b...a...c...k a…n...d I t...o...l…d h...e...r t...h…a…t w...h...e...n w...e a…r…e m...a...r...r...i...e...d, s...h...e c...a...n d…o t...h...a...t f...o...r m...e a...n...d s...h...e t...h...r...e...w t...h...e r…i...n...g i...n m...y f...a...c…e.."

"Why would she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.

" W...e...l...l, I s...p...e...a...k s...o s…l...o...w...l...y, t…h...a...t b...y t...h...e t…i…m...e s...h...e l...o...o...k...e...d a...t t...h...e d...o...g, h...e w...a…s l...i...c...k...i...n...g h...i...s b...a...l...l...s."

 

[M1A]

since we're on the topic..........

I just wanted to clarify: the comments e.humperdink about me regarding "teabagging" are innaccurate.
"bls" or whatever accronym that is, would have been more accurate, although not nearly as fun to write/read.

 

[M1A]

Yes.I am guilty of using the expression;"teabagging",when I should had used "BLS".

Yes.I enjoyed writing;"Teabagging",as much as the perb enjoyed reading it.

Thanks to Sidewinder;Mias' favour,now hangs by a thin thread for me.

I can only hope that Mia will remember;my ultimate act of common BLS courtesy.On my November visit;I was not only well showered,but also clean shaven.Just for Mia.

Englebert Humperdink

Of course I remember! And I don't hold your slight embelleshment of the facts against you, because I know you are just practising to write romance novels, and it was for the sake of the "ring" the word makes in your composition, etc...
it's all good

 

[who]

Of course it is not an embellishment of the facts to state how fine the composition of M1A is!

 

[sidewinder]

Well then there ya go.....

Of course I remember! And I don't hold your slight embelleshment of the facts against you, because I know you are just practising to write romance novels, and it was for the sake of the "ring" the word makes in your composition, etc...
it's all good

Well as they say in Texas..."Oil's well That Ends Well."
M1A, we'll simply have to meet for Tea someday.
I'll bring the bags.