long condoms

[UhOh]

I normally use Skin brand large but they don't roll down enough. I'm not claiming to be huge but I find most condoms I've tried cover little more than half my dick so I get paranoid and keep checking to see if the condom is still on.
Someone should invent a condom with a velcro strap that wraps around your balls sorta like pants suspenders.

 

[summerbreeze]

There was a newfie teenager very nervously wondering around the drug store one day, waiting for the customers at the cashier to finish and leave.

It was the first time in his life he was buying condoms and was very self conscious.

Once the line had cleared, he summoned up his courage and went to the young girl at the cashier and with a bright red embarrassed face, placed the condoms on the counter. The girl smiled knowingly and said, that will be $4.10 with tax

Tacks he said???? (horrified) I thought they stayed on by themselves....

 

[sybian]

I normally use Skin brand large but they don't roll down enough. I'm not claiming to be huge but I find most condoms I've tried cover little more than half my dick so I get paranoid and keep checking to see if the condom is still on.
Someone should invent a condom with a velcro strap that wraps around your balls sorta like pants suspenders.

Mr. Big.....Walmart
I believe they are still available there ,or in Superstore .....I buy them in Kamloops, so I'm not sure if you can get them down there.
If I use any other, they are WAY to tight, but I've noticed the expiry date isn't changing on them, so I imagine they've stopped producing.
Skyn Large by Lifestyles is my other go too, but you've tried them......and yes ladies, as some of you know, I do have size 14 feet.

 

[badbadboy]

If its a regular with mutual trust involved, request she wear a female condom. No worries, safe and when you are done just pull the whole thing out and make your way to the garbage can.

Super intimate feeling, very natural and promotes looking each other in the eyes which I love.

 

[VanessainVictoria]

I use condoms everyday and I never have this problem. I use Durex or Lifestyle. I sometimes give them a gentle stretch before I put it on and then I will "walk" the condom down with my fingers instead of rolling it down. Hard to describe.

 

[uncleg]

Mr. Big.....Walmart
I believe they are still available there ,or in Superstore .....I buy them in Kamloops, so I'm not sure if you can get them down there.
If I use any other, they are WAY to tight, but I've noticed the expiry date isn't changing on them, so I imagine they've stopped producing.
Skyn Large by Lifestyles is my other go too, but you've tried them......and yes ladies, as some of you know, I do have size 14 feet.

You do realize he's talking about personal use, not something for artificial insemination for horses....and it's not size 14 courtesy of adding 7 + 7.......:laugh:

 

[Sphubby]

I hear Trojan Magnum are the way to go. http://www.trojanbrands.com/en/condoms/MAGNUM-XL-Lubricated-Condoms

Bought them once to see the look on the cashiers face hahaha. Now I will send them to Sybian if he gives me his addy since I have no use for them other than using them for gloves when I clean the toilet. :loco: :stupid:

Condom size is a dilemina that I don't have to concern myself with. :Cry: :heh:

 

[BobbyMcgee]

the one and only time i visited Lucy Lake up in her overlooking Vancouver penthouse suite she grabbed the Trojan Magnums... i said those might be a bit too big, she said nope, just you wait and then got me so excited as you all know she can that it fit like a custom made glove. not the OJ style glove either. Trojan Magnum my go to now.

 

[apl16]

I find the average condom a bit snug. I use skynes......seem to stretch a bit.... never seem to break.......a few ladies I know like them

 

[sybian]

I hear Trojan Magnum are the way to go. http://www.trojanbrands.com/en/condoms/MAGNUM-XL-Lubricated-Condoms

Bought them once to see the look on the cashiers face hahaha. Now I will send them to Sybian if he gives me his addy since I have no use for them other than using them for gloves when I clean the toilet. :loco: :stupid:

Condom size is a dilemina that I don't have to concern myself with. :Cry: :heh:

My address is a GPS coordinate, and the snow is melting......so the dogsled mail delivery is at a standstill right now.
It's odd that I need a bigger condom,and I have clown feet... yet ironically rubber gloves fit just right.
Trojan Magnums are 30% larger if I remember right, and they fit perfect....thanks for the reminder.....it's not so much my length, as I'm around nine inches and just above average.....but the girth I have issues with. If I start too soon, the young lady will have complaints.
It's no wonder when I walk into the strip joint in Williams lake ,the DJ plays "Thank God, I'm a Country Boy"...over top of "Here Come the Clowns."

 

[UhOh]

I find the average condom a bit snug. I use skynes......seem to stretch a bit.... never seem to break.......a few ladies I know like them

I have had a Lifestyles Skyn break one time. I store them in my car in the trunk out of sunlight and car is kept in a garage so I don't believe it was a storage issue which is what many may suspect.
The Skyn large will barely roll all the way down initially but they won't stay there. They seem to retract enough to cover only 2/3 the needed length. Maybe I'll try those tacks mentioned above.

 

[islander1-1]

Thank goodness I don't have an issue with this problem.. one of my favorite quotes is "Its no big thing"

 

[sybian]

I have had a Lifestyles Skyn break one time. I store them in my car in the trunk out of sunlight and car is kept in a garage so I don't believe it was a storage issue which is what many may suspect.
The Skyn large will barely roll all the way down initially but they won't stay there. They seem to retract enough to cover only 2/3 the needed length. Maybe I'll try those tacks mentioned above.

In my case, a young lady will roll one on, thinking I'm fully erect and ready to go.
I will inform her that I may not be all the way there.....it is at that time I'll get an expective smile....or a very worried look.
Either way, I've had the same thing happen when put on too soon.

 

[60mmGuy]

Check out TheyFit (recently bought by One Condoms). They have many different sizes (currently advertising 66 sizes). But you have to order them online from europe.

For those who are thicker or thinner than what is generally available, you should check it out. It can really improve the experience. Personally, I find it surprising that it took this long for us to start getting these size options. If shoe companies make many shoe sizes, why not condom companies.

I think "My Size" also has many different sizes as well but I think you still have to order online from europe.

 

[ddcanz]

What about those guys with a poor length to girth ratio- a real and definite chode?
Like say, maybe 2" long and about 3 1/2" diameter?
They don't call them 'Puck Men' because of their hockey skills, although a few have most likely learned some great stick handling techniques to compensate for the inability to properly penetrate deep into the offensive zone.

 

[sybian]

What about those guys with a poor length to girth ratio- a real and definite chode?
Like say, maybe 2" long and about 3 1/2" diameter?
They don't call them 'Puck Men' because of their hockey skills, although a few have most likely learned some great stick handling techniques to compensate for the inability to properly penetrate deep into the offensive zone.

.....or what about the guy that has hockey stick dick?
It curls up to hit that "G" spot just right...but it takes a left handed girl to slide the condom on all the way.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Someone should invent a condom with a velcro strap that wraps around your balls sorta like pants suspenders.

I can't wait to see that episode of Dragon's Den.

 

[johnnydepth]

What about those guys with a poor length to girth ratio- a real and definite chode?
Like say, maybe 2" long and about 3 1/2" diameter?
They don't call them 'Puck Men' because of their hockey skills, although a few have most likely learned some great stick handling techniques to compensate for the inability to properly penetrate deep into the offensive zone.

I have a friend we call "the coke can".

 

[Addison Cortez]

I HAVE to ask.... how does one measure their size?
Do you measure length from the nut side or the top side?
do you measure diameter at the base, midshaft or tip? and why not circumference?
I mean, we all know some have different measurements, so maybe it should be measured like we take a persons measurements? Tip, midshaft and base...Tits, waist, hips.... fair? :clap2:
:bathbaby:

 

[jgg]

I HAVE to ask.... how does one measure their size?
Do you measure length from the nut side or the top side?
do you measure diameter at the base, midshaft or tip? and why not circumference?
I mean, we all know some have different measurements, so maybe it should be measured like we take a persons measurements? Tip, midshaft and base...Tits, waist, hips.... fair? :clap2:
:bathbaby:

This is not an easy thing to do on a cold Manitoba day. I would advise using a tailors tape measure versus a metal tape. A tailors tape is warmer and won't cut either. It will also stretch a bit too. Measure were ever you feel like but always remember to add in a factor of 1.5 - 2.0 because we have been telling you our dicks are 1.5 - 2.0 times larger than they really are.