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An armed robber bursts into the Royal Bank and forces the tellers to load a
sack full of cash.

On his way out the door with the loot one brave customer grabs the hood
and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shoots the guy without hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.
One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber shoots him
also.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

"Did anyone else see my face?" calls the robber.
There are a few moments of silence, then one elderly gent, looking down,
tentatively raises his hand and says:

"I think my wife may have caught a glimpse."
 
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"While Obama's trip attracted 2,000 onlookers to Parliament Hill on Thursday, tens of thousands showed up to cheer on John F. Kennedy's visit on a warm May day in 1961. Bill Clinton's foray to Ottawa in 1995 also got a warm reception."

"George W. Bush, on the other hand, was greeted by protesters kept in check by riot police when he arrived in 2004."

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090220/world/us_obama_visit
 
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"The Blue Jackets claimed 6-4, 230 pound center Chris Gratton off re-entry waivers from Tampa Bay on Sunday and then recalled hard-nosed defenseman Aaron Rome from minor-league Syracuse. "There's a style of play we want to put out there," Blue Jackets coach Ken Hitchcock said. "And both of these guys fill that bill." Translation: we’re going to take about four more stupid penalties a game by getting a couple of goons out there."


http://www.randallthehandle.com/today/league_details.asp?League_ID=3
 
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Originally Posted by nwfloridadude
I will spending this summer (Possibly longer)in Eastport Maine which is on the Canadian coast border. Considering this is going to be a first for me i have a few questions that i'm hoping some of my brother's from the north can help me with.
1. Do you need a passport to go back and forth if driving (Or walking) across?
2. With the exchange rate is would it be wise to do shopping on the Canada side?Also is there a tax on groceries etc...?
3. Does stuff (Groceries, Gas etc...) tend to be more expensive then the Usa side of border towns?
Thanks in advance and i can't wait to see and spend some time in your neck of the woods.
Now for the most IMPORTANT question, How do i go about getting a betfair account once i get there??


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1. Must have passport unless you plan on staying forever,
and never going back. If you don't we will lock you up &
interogate you. Maybe even force you to smoke pot.

2a. With the exchange rate as it is, i'd buy CAD$ now.
By the summer ours could be worth more than yours again.

2b. Shopping in Canada? We have some nice escorts here.

2c. Tax on groceries? Real food, no. Potato chips & other
addictive suicidal drugs, yes.

3. I have no clue, though you should be warned that liquor
up here actually has alcohol in it.

P.S. Forget BetFairy & open a Pinnacle account or two.
 
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I am now standing in nothing but my underwear listening to Led Zep
on the MP3 while drinking a strawberry flavored Smirnoff and pissing
in the bathroom sink.

OK, i lied. I am on the chair by the PC & that was 2 minutes ago.

Confession is good for the soul.


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THANK YOU

If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.
If the mountains should crumble to the sea, there would still be you and me.

Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.

Little drops of rain whisper of the pain, tears of loves lost in the days gone by.
But my love is strong, with you there is no wrong,
together we shall go until we die. My, my, my.
Inspiration's what you are to me, inspiration, look... see.

And so today, my world it smiles, your hand in mine, we walk the miles,
Thanks to you it will be done, for you to me are the only one.
Happiness, no more be sad, happiness....I'm glad.
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.
If the mountains should crumble to the sea, there would still be you and me.

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric....Led-Zeppelin/153D93D4E8AD5872482568870000F63C

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiU1lV4YGUU&mode=related&search=
 
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What to do? Any advice?

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This thing can only go one way...

You know exactly what it is too, so:

Run. Run as fast as you can.

You think you might be in love? Love is just a nasty brine of electrically charged dopamine jamming itself into wide open, pretty faced, blind confusion receptors. And this thing sounds like it is going to turn into a confusion junky's nightmare fast. It is standard operating procedure (SOP) here in Thailand, the chicks know it, and they know all too well how to use it.

Also, for crap's sake, 'puhleeze' don't say, "Yeah, but she's different". What other horseshit is she going to "confess" to down the road? You don't want to hear it man, you just don't. Bail.

There's no excuse for any red blooded guy to let himself fall into that black hole, life is too short, don't let yourself go down in flames with it. And, WTF this IS Thailand, you can find plenty of other chicks and a five star spectacular '3 hole threesome', in less than three minutes, as well.

Sorry if that sounds cold hearted JoeJoe, been there done that, and I think you know that this thing can only go one way too: Seriously wrong. TIT.
 
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For 5 years I went to university to get my degree, then I spent another 7 getting my doctorate... but do they call me Morgan the Scholar.. No.. no they do not.

For 20 years I've designed some of the most intricate and elaborate buildings in the world ... but do they call me Morgan the Architect.. No.. No they do not...

For 20 odd years I've traveled the world seen many sights done many many things but do they call me Morgan the Traveler... No No they do not...

But suck one cock .. just one cock and Morgan the cock sucker.. It follows you forever....
 
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"For the dude who POPPED HIS LUMP... YOU ARE AN id**t"


""There is a big difference if there is a lump ON your balls or INSIDE your ball sack. The lump that is INSIDE, NEXT TO YOUR BALLS is the part of your epididymis. Your epididymis is a coiled tube inside your sack that stores sperm and allows it to mature. The "lump" I'm sure most of you are feeling is the HEAD OF THE EPIDIDYMIS, which varies in size from person to person but should generally be about the size of a pea. For the dude who POPPED HIS LUMP... YOU ARE AN id**t. PLEASE NO ONE ELSE TRY THIS... YOU COULD SERIOUSLY s***w UP YOUR ABILITY TO REPRODUCE OR CAUSE HARM TO YOURSELF. I hope that guy goes to a doctor very soon... jesus. Now... here comes the important part for anyone else who is still reading this. If your lump is ON your testicle.. meaning that if it feels like it is a part of your testicle... then you should go see a doctor because it could be something serious (or it could be a cyst or something.. but better safe than sorry). AND if your lump INSIDE your sack, NEXT TO your balls (called the Epididymis, remember?) gets bigger or feels inflamed or hurts a lot etc... you should go see a doctor because it could be an infection called Epididymitis. For the rest of you... relax... it is just a normal part of your anatomy. And for the love of God... please ... if you do not know what something on or inside your body is... DON'T POP, SQUEEZE, CRUSH, or DESTROY it. I mean... do a little effin research before you cause yourself serious harm or irreversible damage man! It would be like a girl trying to pop her clit because she wasn't sure what it was. If it was cancer or a cyst... did you think that you would solve the problem by popping it? You at the very LEAST could get a serious infection.... ok.. rant done. Hope that this helps everybody and clams some people down... PEACE!"


http://www.steadyhealth.com/Lump_on_the_inside_of_my_ball_sack__t109207.html
 
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/yahoocanada/100729/canada/iranian_leader_lashes_out_at_paul_the_octopus

Iranian leader lashes out at Paul the Octopus

Thu Jul 29, 4:11 PM
Claudine Zap
Yahoo! Buzz


Paul the Octopus may have predicted the World Cup winner. But he never could have seen this coming: Being denounced by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The president of Iran blasted the cephalopod for spreading "western propaganda and superstition."

If anyone should get the blame for spreading the word to the world about the sea creature's mad skills, it should be Paul's PR team from the German Oberhausen Sea Life Center, where Paul resides. Paul simply predicted the winner of the German games correctly.
The octopus did this by pointing to the flag of the winning country when both teams were presented to him. He became the beloved mascot for Spain when one of his arms accurately predicted that country as the winner of the World Cup.

Paul made a splash with football fans and the Web. A wave of Yahoo! searches for "paul the octopus" surged over 60,000% in the month of June. Still, all the cheers for the soccer-loving sea creature seem to have left the head of Iran cold.

We're not sure what led the Iranian leader to finger the 8-armed mollusk as enemy number one, but the sea animal better not have plans to travel to Iran anytime soon. According to the Telegraph, Ahmadinejad mentioned Paul "on various occasions during a speech in Tehran" over the weekend. He called the soccer soothsayer a symbol of "decadence and decay."

The octopus oracle has yet to comment — or predict the future of the Iranian president. Outlook: Not so good.
 
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"Why do some posters become aggressive after drinking?"

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"Beats me, I'm the opposite, I become very loving after 14 pints, but some posters on here get very negative and argumentive. Dont question my findings as its true and any of you bastards who says different can go f*** yourselves you W****** "
 
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"I tell them that their tip is I'm not killing them."

Tip? No thanks, I prefer to give you the whole shaft
 
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"Sex in the doggy position


"I've just had a conversation with a Tibetan Monk who knows fuck all about Sports Betting and just as I was getting up calling the Geezer a Wanker He said He knew a great way of giving pleasure to one's Wife's.

"I told Him Her in Doors has better things to do like the Ironing and the Washing but He reckoned there was a secret to having Sex in the Doggy position. I said, Fuck off you doggy fucking Tibetan monk and stick your theory up your own ass. However after listening to His arguments there's no doubt this action appears to be a sound proposition.

"More later for those interested, personally I'm more interested in next weeks NFL Spreads than some Ass Spreads from behind.
 
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