LOL of the day

[lenny]

Like I said, no problem. I'm sure you're a nice guy. Sometimes.

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Certainly looked good. She did remind me why they put the MUTE button on the remote.

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Blonds tease, Brunettes please

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I tell them that their tip is I'm not killing them.

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..that ain't perversion; that's the reason god gave men eyes..!!!

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[luv-em-n-lv-em]

I tell them that their tip is I'm not killing them.

Don't let the barn door hit you on your way out. Too late!!

 

[hitrack]

 

[lenny]

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

 

[gravitas]

I tell them that their tip is I'm not killing them

<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-4/688404/midgetdude.jpg' width=138 height=298 >
The mexican midget says "what the fuck are you talking about?"

 

[napcodog]

Pain is good....Extreme pain is Ecstasy!

 

[PeterLongwood]

When sex is good, it's great. When sex is bad, it's still pretty good.

Chocolate is better than a penis because even when it's soft it's good.

 

[lenny]

Spock: Live long & FUCK

 

[Hardatwork]

There's a fellow by the name of Dan Kim who cracks me up on Sportsnet.ca. Here's a couple of his comments...

It took me 35 years to become smart enough to realize I wasn't really that smart.

If you're not smart enough to figure out what I mean, wait a few years then you'll realize you're smart enough to realize you're dumb and this will all make sense.

And if after a few years you still don't get it and you still think you're the smartest person in the world, then you must be a Leafs fan and then it makes sense to the rest of us why you don't get it.

Got it? No?
Don't worry, you will.

I auditioned to be on the new racial Survivor but apparently 'stupid jerk-ass' isn’t really a race.

That’s kind of surprising considering everyone tells me I was born one...

 

[napcodog]

Spock: Live long & FUCK

I have seen that before.....just not sure where????

 

[lenny]

I have seen that before.....just not sure where????

Star Trek XOX, i believe. The Discovered Cuntry.

 

[lenny]

5. I think women are

A. like my mother
B. should be worshipped
C. sometimes worthwhile
D. good for sex
E. a necessary menace

http://www.alovelinksplus.com/advice/nice_guy_test.htm

 

[luv-em-n-lv-em]

5. I think women are

A. like my mother
B. should be worshipped
C. sometimes worthwhile
D. good for sex
E. a necessary menace

F. wondering why lenny doesn't just jerk off!

 

[lenny]

F. wondering why lenny doesn't just jerk off!

It's flattering to know they're thinking about me ;

 

[lenny]

Wow...a Few Posters Here Are 19 And 20......i Have Underwear Older Then That.......

 

[wolverine]

What is this, the lame humor thread?

 

[lenny]

One day, this kid came home from school with a homework assignment. His
assignment: To tell the class the next day the difference between theory
and reality. He asked his father for help. "Dad, what's the difference
between theory and reality?" "That's easy, son." the father replied. He
gestured to his son to go ask his sister a question. "Go upstairs and ask
your sister if she would sleep with any guy for a million bucks." The kid
went upstairs and asked his sister, "Hey, Sis! Would you sleep with any guy
for a million dollars?" His sister gave a disgusted look and yelled,
"Pervert!" Then casually continued, "Of course I would, fool. Are you
stupid? It's a million bucks!" The kid quickly ran downstairs to tell his
dad. "Dad, dad, she said yes, yes she would sleep with any guy for a
million bucks." Then the dad said, "Now go ask your mother the same
question." The kid ran back upstairs and asked his mom, "Mom, would you
sleep with any guy for a million bucks?" The mom answered, "Of course!
That's allot of money!" The kid then ran back downstairs again to tell his
dad. "Dad dad, she said yes, yes she'll sleep with any guy for a million
bucks!" Then his dad mildly answered, "You see, son, that's the difference
between theory and reality. In theory, we're living on a gold mine. In
reality, we're living with two whores!"

 

[hitrack]

In theory, we're living on a gold mine. In
reality, we're living with two whores!"

as long as they aint whoring around my neighbourhood!!!

 

[lenny]

The Wisdom of the Soccer Player

"We lost because we didn't win." - RONALDO

"I've had 14 bookings this season - eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable." - PAUL GASCOIGNE

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - MICK DRAPER

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - STEWART PEARCE

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - IAN RUSH

"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." - ALAN SHEARER

"Winning doesn't realty matter as long as you win." - VINNY JONES

 

[pooncrawler]