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An election 'screech' worth listening to.

It looks like the gaffe-prone Abbott will win down under (he's the guy who said he's not the suppository of all wisdom).

So the SMH did a prediction of his acceptance screech.

"My drear men and women of Australia.
I stand here tonight, on this maleficent evening, as your prime minister, to spank you very much and say how bumbled I have been to receive your thrust.
It is a sacrilege to be afforded such an honour.
What an enormous shrill it is to speak to you on this hysteric night..."


Full version here:
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/tony-abbotts-election-victory-screech-revealed-20130813-2rtp8.html
 
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that's easy, you tilt your head WAY to the left...

then 4th line up you can read 'swallowing clinic' lol :D

but after holding your head sideways, you might need the 'joint preservation clinic'... or maybe the swallowing clinic IS the joint preservation clinic - that would certainly make sense wouldn't it? hmmmm :confused:
 
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Setting your password:

Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.

Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?

No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.

Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?

Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days .

Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

No, you must get a new one.

I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Sorry, you must get a new one.

OK, roses

Sorry you must use more letters .

OK, pretty roses

No good, you must use at least one numerical space .

OK, 1 pretty rose

Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

OK, 1prettyrose

Sorry, you must use additional spaces .

OK, 1fuckingprettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used
 
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PlayfulAlex said:
You had to go there, Uncle...
....snip

Boys, boys, boys...but you can blame our Unc for sending me down that rabbit hole!


PS The truth is that half the stuff in this LOL of the Day thread just isn't that funny :pound:
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Are you kidding!?!?

This is my go to thread when I need an LOL or good offensive pic. Now I can get a good offensive video too, Thanks Alex!!! :pound:
 
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Life as seen by men

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
 
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grusse said:
it helps if you have a sense of humour
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How To Improve Your Sense of Humour in Nine Easy Steps

"Different people find different things funny, and what may seem hilarious to some, will be highly offensive to others. Nonetheless, having some kind of a sense of humour is important for relieving stress, getting along with colleagues in the workplace, and even becoming more successful in the bedroom."

http://www.wikihow.com/Improve-Your-Sense-of-Humor
 
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