LOL of the day

[SFMIKE]

Look closer at my handle and you shall realize what a stupid question that is.

And, I suspect that where you are from, the schools did not teach you so much about Dec 7, 1941.


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QUOTE=Lost-In-Japan;1360853]Maybe a lot of people in this forum have been occupied, umm… I mean liberated by Americans?
Maybe they’ve lived near a base and had their 12 year old daughters duct taped and gang-raped?
Maybe, they think it far more disgusting that the Americans have immortalized the Enola Gay that dropped the first atomic bomb which combined with the second bomb account for probably over 300,000 deaths (I say probably as the Americans were very careful to never properly document how many they murdered).

But I guess that 3,000+ mostly Americans are worth far more than about 300,000+ Japanese, right?

Of course, that was just a one off American crime against humanity, I mean, it’s not like they go around bombing, burning and raping all the time now is it?

Any chance you vote Republican SFMIKE?[/QUOTE]

 

[uncleg]

 

[Sirlickalot]

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
Him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
Ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address,
Social security number, etc. And then asks,"What's
Your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "
Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have
To do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

 

[uncleg]

True story. I'm at YVR today picking up clients. Great place to people watch while waiting. One guy well worth watching, late 40's early 50's just a pacing irritated as hell. Then he gets on his cell to whomever, and it starts. Can't find the flight he's looking for on the FID. Other flights from Maui, etc. already landed, goddamn Vancouver Airport.............on and on. As the ranting continues one hears, Bellingham........then there is a moment of silence, he gets up and heads for the doors......as he's walking by us, he looks at us and sheepishly states " I'm at the wrong airport."

As we start to laugh, we remind him, "wrong country as well." Got to admit though, he took it as well as can be expected considering he'd been there for over two hours already. Just surprised he wasn't kicking himself in the ass as he was leaving.

 

[lenny]

91 Year Old Grandfather Busted in China Prostitution Bust

http://shanghaiist.com/2013/02/03/91-year-old-prostitution-raid.php

 

[yazoo]

 

[blueberrymuffin]

 

[perbal rain]

91 Year Old Grandfather Busted in China Prostitution Bust

http://shanghaiist.com/2013/02/03/91-year-old-prostitution-raid.php

That article just made me feel sorry for the guy. I hope when I'm 91 I have the mobility and autonomy to the things that make me happy. 'Re-education' my ass...

 

[Mishinwishin]

At 91 they should have given him a medal!!

 

[lenny]

- There has been casses of peeping toms and perverse men in womens toilets. Try not avoid going into a lonely toilet and alway look up and around for any cameras or sick people.
- Most toilets are squating toilets. Try to practise squating before you go to avoid falling into the toilet (its quite big) when you are in Malaysia.
- If you find a sitting toilet, you will notice the seat is disgustingly full of shoes marks because locals like to use a Western toilet squatting style. Always bring disinfecting baby wipes (you can buy them in Malaysia) and wipe before you sit.
- Malaysia Indians and Malays DO NOT use toilet paper. Many public toilets won't have toilet paper, so please bring your own.
- Toilet floors are always flooded with water because many women use water to clean themselves after that and not tissue paper. Get a pair of good covered shoes that won't slip in the watery toilets and a covered one so the water won't wet your feet. Fold your long pants up before you go in.


http://www.tripadvisor.com/Travel-g298570-s206/Kuala-Lumpur:Malaysia:Health.And.Safety.html

 

[lenny]

"Would I rather spend a couple hundred dollars to have great sex with a beautiful woman of my choosing when and where I want, as opposed to spending endless soul-sucking hours being rejected by women I treat like shit in the increasingly faint hope that one of them will be so drunk or lacking in self esteem that they`ll fall for my "game" and have furtive, shitty sex with me that we will both regret? Of course not! Sign me up. What`s it cost? Howzat? Nothing more than a HUGE amount of time, all my self-awareness, self-respect, and respect for any other living breathing human being? Oh, plus my drinks and probably hers? Wow! What`s the catch?

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?427595-Save-yourself-the-money

 

[uncleg]

 

[VanessaofBC]

 

[Man Mountain]

 

[VanessaofBC]

^^^^^^^^^^IDK what the hell that wass!!!!!

 

[yazoo]

Any takers????

 

[VanessaofBC]

Any takers????

fixed that for ya!

and ewwwww....NO!!!

 

[Man Mountain]

I seem to recall a thread at one time about songs with sexually suggestive lyrics or something but couldn't seem to find it again. Sigh... I guess I'll post this here instead since I find it quite amusing (saw the movie last night and really enjoyed it!)

 

[VanessaofBC]

as soon as I read LOL then saw snoop dog this came right to my mind.....i am glad I can finally share it.

it looks like snoop dogg (now going by "Snoop Lion") missed hair and make up for this commercial/slash music video for hot pockets.

yes. hot pockets, the microwaveable snack.

 

[VanessaofBC]

I love this thread!!