LOL of the day

[lenny]

"Impulses from the brain cause erections during the dreaming phase of sleep, called the REM phase. It doesn't matter if you're having a hot sex dream or a zombie apocalypse nightmare -- your penis gets hard during that period of the sleep cycle.

"...A device like a vacuum pump, which forces the penis to swell with blood, can help men with physical erection problems maintain a healthy penis, Kohler says.


http://men.webmd.com/guide/8-things-you-did-not-know-about-your-penis

 

[NoSoundRain]

Ah the french..

 

[Man Mountain]

Sing, minions! Sing!!!

 

[uncleg]

 

[uncleg]

 

[yazoo]

 

[Man Mountain]

 

[the old maxx50]

My laugh of the day

Was doing a driver practice test

On of the questions was ..'What is over driving your head lights "


Answer d "When your heads lights fall out of there holders and you drive over them on the highway"

 

[the old maxx50]

i was doing the practice tests not sure how i will do on the real test?????

 

[Man Mountain]

 

[lenny]

Beijing air quality reaches ‘postapocalyptic’ levels

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/geek...reaches-postapocalyptic-levels-194603308.html


It's funny, in just another article we're made to feel like China is America's greatest military threat. How can they possibly
take over the world if they can't go outside?

 

[Aleister Crowley]

Why did the pervert cross the road?
because he had a chicken on his dick !

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

 

[lenny]

"Arnold Schwarzenegger took fan questions on Tuesday on Reddit in an AMA (Ask Me Anything) forum, and the former Governator-slash-Terminator
opened up on an array of topics from the sentimental to the asinine. Yes, the 65-year-old action star even said he would fight a duck."

http://ca.movies.yahoo.com/blogs/mo...ns-shares-role-regret-confirms-202604397.html

 

[PlayfulAlex]

One of my favourite Wanda Sykes clips:

Good old politically incorrect Wanda...

 

[Man Mountain]

From last night's SNL. I figure some of you might get a kick out of this. Not sure how long this will last on YouTube though as SNL sketches often get taken down from YouTube fairly quickly.

 

[lenny]

"The results are in and it seems evenly split re food in the Phils. Older and wiser members like GE wouldn't touch the stuff with a barnpole. Other guys, no doubt anxious to prove their street cred, mention complicated Filipino names for culinary delights that the world just hasn't discovered yet. The message seems to be that we are missing out. A nirvana of delicious food is just waiting for those with the fortitude to try it. I haven't tried to get a translation of these names but I'm quite sure they have no place in polite society.

"If it were possible, I'd like to conduct a colonoscopy of Doppel, Sky and Psych after their trip to the PI and report the findings to the board. I'm sure that report would be replete with phrases like 'hazardous material', 'foreign bodies', polyps, scar tissue etc.

"Probably, eating Fil food is just another example of high-risk behavior.

 

[SFMIKE]

Very sick sense of humor. I am quite disappointed that nobody has called her out on this.
3000+ people died, and yet you think that is funny. Pity any guy who might want to hook up with you.

Never forget.

The amuricans here may hate me for this but I think it's pretty damn funny.

 

[rickoshadows]

Maybe a lot of people in this forum have been occupied, umm… I mean liberated by Americans?
Maybe they’ve lived near a base and had their 12 year old daughters duct taped and gang-raped?
Maybe, they think it far more disgusting that the Americans have immortalized the Enola Gay that dropped the first atomic bomb which combined with the second bomb account for probably over 300,000 deaths (I say probably as the Americans were very careful to never properly document how many they murdered).

But I guess that 3,000+ mostly Americans are worth far more than about 300,000+ Japanese, right?

Of course, that was just a one off American crime against humanity, I mean, it’s not like they go around bombing, burning and raping all the time now is it?

Any chance you vote Republican SFMIKE?

Perhaps, surviving members of the Winnipeg Rifles who survived the invasion of Hong Kong to nearly die as a POW on Japan might have a similar opinion of Japanese.
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The point here is that all nations are guilty of atrocities in time of war, the difference is that modern media now brings it into your living room (or smart phone). Nobody has clean hands. There is a lot of hate around the world for the West and for good reason. Most of us are unaware of what is done to them in our name. I doubt the Sudanese villager who has been burned out of his village will distinguish between Talisman Energy and Canada. He just knows it was an Canadian Company that hired Tuareg bandits to drive them off their ancestral lands. This type of things happens time and again, different atrocities, different countries, same displaced person who hates enough to strap a bomb on his chest.

 

[ctctct]

did u feel the same way when millions of innocent ppl were killed in in iraq and afghanistan. i dont follow the board so sorry in advance you felt the same.

Very sick sense of humor. I am quite disappointed that nobody has called her out on this.
3000+ people died, and yet you think that is funny. Pity any guy who might want to hook up with you.

 

[kenchorney]

I think people could go on and on listing the disgusting and immoral evils that the human race keeps perpetrating on itself.

Bottom line if its 911, Pearl Harbour, Hiroshima, Iraq, Newton or any of the other 1000 examples that we could come up with making fun of 1000's of deaths is a pretty shitty thing to do no matter what side they are on.

Would Miss Melody find that shirt so funny if her Sister/Mother/friend had been killed that day? IMHO that was a pretty shitty picture to post no matter what your political views are.