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lenny

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"this is thailand....if you don't like imcompetence, mismanagement, arrogance, racism, xenophobia, aggression, dishonesty, dangerous traffic, violence to foreigners, scams, cheating and lies....DON"T COME!"
"this is thailand" = TIT, although much smaller than in Canada or the USSR.

"Come to Miracle Thailand where you can be clubbed by security guards in Bangkok, kidnapped by fake police and scammed at every corner in Pattaya, beaten up by the TukTuk mafia in Phuket, killed in Chiang Mai from the over use of pesticides in the hotel, murdered by the police in Pai, killed by a mini van on any road in the country, and catch drug resistant malaria, HIV, bird flu, and swine flu. And if you're really lucky, you'll be murdered violently and the police will rule it a suicide even though your arms were tied behind your back and your head was found a kilometer away."
 

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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.


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lenny

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What are you referring to when you use the term "Euro 2012"? Does this refer to the currency exchange value, the economic recession in the Euro zone, or some thing else?


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Seems there is a soccer european championship taking place these weeks in Poland / Ukraina. Being held every 4 years. It is called Euro 2012. Soccer = 11+11 guys running after a ball and well paid to do so. Got the idea, now?

Just to anticipate the next issue: in a few weeks London Olympics 2012 will also kick off. Olympic is an ancient multi-sport competition, being held every 4 years too. You can also google for Olympics, or go on Wikipedia: it helps

PS . . and no..this time you do not have to RTFF, as Euro 2012 has not much to do with paid sex

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Well fuck me in both ears (Dexter's sister in SSN 5)

I appreciate you taking preventative measures so as not to pass on whatever sick scurvy
you may pass on to her... {Dexter SSN 5)
 

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Revenge compels man to bite snake

A Nepali man flies into a rage when a cobra in his rice paddy attacks him.

The serpent didn't make it

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/man-bites-snake-death-revenge-154835399.html

Man Bites Snake to Death in Revenge

A Nepali man who was bitten by a cobra snake subsequently bit the snake to death, a local newspaper reported on Thursday (Aug. 23).

After being bitten by the snake, while he was working in his rice paddy on Tuesday, 55-year-old Mohamed Salmo Miya chased the snake, caught it and bit it until it died, the Annapurna Post reported, according to Reuters.

"I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth instead because I was angry," Miya was quoted as saying.

Miya, who lives in a village some 125 miles (200 kilometers) southeast of the Nepali capital of Kathmandu, was receiving treatment at a village health post at the time of the news report and was not in danger of dying from his snakebite. He will not be charged with killing the snake, a local police official said, because cobras (called "goman" in Nepal) are not listed as endangered in the country.

In short, a snake has died of manbite.
 

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ha not as harsh those as one of my djs when i managed the strip club.....she had a full size ruler tattooed on her inner thigh! now thats gotta cause some shrinkage in even the most confidant guy
LOL! I have seen the video this is based on, Brandi Belle has a website brandibelle.com and I downloaded a bunch of her movies, and she has this guy that looks like the guy in the comic, and she's measuring his dick which is 6.5 inches and then she measures the girth, she looks VERY unimpressed... Kind of sad because thats about how big i am :( ... kind of a bitchy move on her part to make it into a comic lol
 

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I know a dude that has a teeny dick and he gets off on being told its teeny. he watches these porno's where the chick is pretending to jerk him off with her 2 fingers but its soo small she can't see it lol

ha not as harsh those as one of my djs when i managed the strip club.....she had a full size ruler tattooed on her inner thigh! now thats gotta cause some shrinkage in even the most confidant guy
 

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Cop says he was the victim of massage parlour sex assault

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2012/10/03/20257831.html

Det. Const. Mandip Sandhu took the stand in his own defence and insisted that even though he was bigger, tougher and armed with a gun, he was the victim — not the perpetrator — of a sexual assault inside a North York massage parlour.

With a straight face, he told Ontario provincial court Judge John Moore that he was stunned, simply stunned, when one of the attendants he was investigating suddenly knelt at his feet without warning and said, “I do you.”

“She undid my zipper to my pants and she performed oral sex on me,” testified Sandhu, 37. “I was shocked. I wasn’t expecting anything like that to happen but I did nothing to stop her. It was a lapse in judgment.”

Earlier in the week, a 44-year-old masseuse told court through a Mandarin interpreter that Sandhu had come into the North York “holistic spa” where she worked early on June 3, 2010. He identified himself as a police officer and jotted down her name and address from her licence. She said he then told her he had a “big one” and demanded she “get down and open her mouth.”

Crying, she said, she complied. Her boss called police a short time later and Sandhu was eventually charged by the SIU with sexual assault.

But he told a far, more incredulous story.


New to the major crimes unit at 31 Division, Sandhu insisted the plainclothes officer he was replacing told him he could go into massage parlours posing as a customer even though he wasn’t trained or authorized to work undercover. And although both his partner and supervisor testified that those kind of inspections are usually done in pairs and at night, the 10-year veteran said he decided to go that morning to check out some spas on his own.

Shortly before 11 a.m., he parked his unmarked car in the empty lot and went into one establishment posing as a customer to see if they’d offer any sexual services.

“It seems a little early for that kind of bylaw inspection, doesn’t it?” asked Crown attorney Peter Scrutton.

Perhaps not catching the sarcasm, Sandhu disagreed.

The female worker offered to perform oral sex for $100, he said. When she learned he was a cop and feared she was going to be charged, she suddenly smiled and forced herself upon him.

“Just like that?” asked the prosecutor. “And you didn’t say, ‘Cut that out’?

“No, I didn’t,” the officer admitted. “I just wasn’t thinking. I was shocked and surprised. I had a lapse of judgment.”

Without mercy, the Crown attorney pressed on with his barely concealed mockery.

“Technically, that’s assault, don’t you agree?” he asked. “She’s sexually assaulting you now, right?”

“Yes, by definition,” Sandhu sheepishly agreed.

“Pretty serious stuff,” Scrutton said.

So he questioned why there isn’t one notation in his police notebook about the alleged assault, or the soliciting offer of a $100 sex act or her supposed attempt to obstruct justice by offering oral sex as a bribe.

All Sandhu wrote down from his “inspection” that day is the woman’s identifying information. After he went back to the station, “too ashamed” to tell anyone what happened, he said he crossed her name out in his memo book. “I don’t know what I was thinking at that point.”

He was asked why he didn’t lay any charges. “I made a bad judgment,” Sandhu said.

Circling his weakened prey, the prosecutor admitted he was puzzled by his tale. “She didn’t overpower you?” he asked.

“No,” Sandhu sighed.

“And you’re armed?”

“Yes,” he conceded.

“You have a suspect literally on her knees ... very close to your firearm. That doesn’t sound very good in terms of officer safety,” the Crown noted.

Then moving in for the kill, Scrutton finally told Sandhu his story just didn’t make sense.

“You went there that day to get (oral sex). That’s why you went alone when your office doesn’t do these kind of investigations alone,” he charged. “You wanted to get your rocks off.”

“I disagree,” the officer said, his voice barely audible.

Closing arguments are scheduled for Nov. 30.


http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2012/10/03/20257831.html
 

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have you ever tasted your cum ? thats why most woman dont swallow

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I have tasted it. When i came i shot it into my mouth. It was like hiting a 3 pointer from downtown.
 

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