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US boy suspended for sexual harassment after calling teaching 'cute'
London, Dec 5 (ANI): A nine-year-old boy in the US was suspended by his school, when he told a friend that he thought his teacher was 'cute'.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/us-boy-suspended-sexual-harassment-calling-teaching-cute-054548755.html
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HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it .
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock .
2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
London, Dec 5 (ANI): A nine-year-old boy in the US was suspended by his school, when he told a friend that he thought his teacher was 'cute'.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/us-boy-suspended-sexual-harassment-calling-teaching-cute-054548755.html
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HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it .
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock .
2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
The world's greatest golfer has died.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/kims-11-ace-debut-round-recalled-twitter-191948700.html
"North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il's death was noted on Twitter as an epic loss to golf, with hundreds recalling the Stalinist state media's reports of Kim's 11 holes-in-one in a single round in 1994.
Reports hailed Kim's 38-under par 34 over 18 holes at the 7,700-yard Pyongyang Golf Course in his first try at golf, a feat watched purportedly by 17 security guards protecting the man hailed as "Dear Leader."
Kim, who died on Saturday of a heart attack at age 69, was 52 at the time he purportedly fired a round where birdie was his worst score on any hole.
Twitter skeptics wondered whether or not Kim might have tried to surpass such stars as Tiger Woods or reigning World No. 1 Luke Donald of England had he truly gone 21 strokes below best score from a US PGA golfer.
"Look at it this way: With Kim Jong Il dying, everybody will be moving up one spot in the World Golf Rankings," noted Dan Daly in a Twitter posting.
Others pondered the golf showdowns that never happened.
"Kim Jong-il's passing means LukeDonald is now indisputably golf's world no.1," Tweeted John Mackay. "Congrats Luke. Just a shame it wasn't settled on the course."
"Golf world mourns the passing of the prodigious world leader never to win a major," Tweeted Shaun Hinds.
Even Paddy Power tweeted that "The world has lost a golfing legend, we're 1,000,000/1 for any PGA player to beat Kim Jong Il's record round of 38 under."
Some saw hope for Kim from beyond the grave, Rick Reilly posting, "Just in from North Korean state news agency: Kim Jong Il's corpse shoots 54, incl 6 aces."
Nick Howell pondered what might have been, saying his record round "Could've been even better if his ball hadn't stuck under the windmill on the eleventh."
Alistair Barrie was shocked there was not more mention on golf websites, noting, "No one seems remotely concerned that the world's greatest golfer has died."
"With passing of Kim Jong Il, sports world may have lost greatest golfer of all time," tweeted HuffPost Sports.
"The golf world mourns the loss of Kim Jong-Il. Routinely scored 3 or 4 aces every round according to state run media, so it must be true," wrote Len Berman.
Ray Ratto had his suspicions, tweeting "don't fully buy this Kim Jong-Il golf story. Surely the Callaway people would have sent him a hat, a shoulder patch or something."
In a timely post with Christmas approaching, Chris Scoular said, "The North Korean equivalent of finding out Santa isnt real must be finding out Kim Jong Il didnt invent the hamburger or shoot a 38 in golf." "
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/kims-11-ace-debut-round-recalled-twitter-191948700.html
"North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il's death was noted on Twitter as an epic loss to golf, with hundreds recalling the Stalinist state media's reports of Kim's 11 holes-in-one in a single round in 1994.
Reports hailed Kim's 38-under par 34 over 18 holes at the 7,700-yard Pyongyang Golf Course in his first try at golf, a feat watched purportedly by 17 security guards protecting the man hailed as "Dear Leader."
Kim, who died on Saturday of a heart attack at age 69, was 52 at the time he purportedly fired a round where birdie was his worst score on any hole.
Twitter skeptics wondered whether or not Kim might have tried to surpass such stars as Tiger Woods or reigning World No. 1 Luke Donald of England had he truly gone 21 strokes below best score from a US PGA golfer.
"Look at it this way: With Kim Jong Il dying, everybody will be moving up one spot in the World Golf Rankings," noted Dan Daly in a Twitter posting.
Others pondered the golf showdowns that never happened.
"Kim Jong-il's passing means LukeDonald is now indisputably golf's world no.1," Tweeted John Mackay. "Congrats Luke. Just a shame it wasn't settled on the course."
"Golf world mourns the passing of the prodigious world leader never to win a major," Tweeted Shaun Hinds.
Even Paddy Power tweeted that "The world has lost a golfing legend, we're 1,000,000/1 for any PGA player to beat Kim Jong Il's record round of 38 under."
Some saw hope for Kim from beyond the grave, Rick Reilly posting, "Just in from North Korean state news agency: Kim Jong Il's corpse shoots 54, incl 6 aces."
Nick Howell pondered what might have been, saying his record round "Could've been even better if his ball hadn't stuck under the windmill on the eleventh."
Alistair Barrie was shocked there was not more mention on golf websites, noting, "No one seems remotely concerned that the world's greatest golfer has died."
"With passing of Kim Jong Il, sports world may have lost greatest golfer of all time," tweeted HuffPost Sports.
"The golf world mourns the loss of Kim Jong-Il. Routinely scored 3 or 4 aces every round according to state run media, so it must be true," wrote Len Berman.
Ray Ratto had his suspicions, tweeting "don't fully buy this Kim Jong-Il golf story. Surely the Callaway people would have sent him a hat, a shoulder patch or something."
In a timely post with Christmas approaching, Chris Scoular said, "The North Korean equivalent of finding out Santa isnt real must be finding out Kim Jong Il didnt invent the hamburger or shoot a 38 in golf." "
Is sex 3 times a day healthy?
Yes it is and you should be happy that you are getting it that much, i am married and i am happy if i get it once in 6 months
http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100426210000AAOEdIF
Yes it is and you should be happy that you are getting it that much, i am married and i am happy if i get it once in 6 months
http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100426210000AAOEdIF
hey don`t mean to throw anyone off on the subject heading but my comp records all subject headings i type in so i just used one from before to not gain unnecessary attention..my question was is it possible to get an STD from a HJ? jus thought sumone might know bout that
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You can get leprosy from a hand job.
Horrible disease, will make your pecker rot away and drop right off your body!!!
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?20255-bareback&highlight=bareback
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You can get leprosy from a hand job.
Horrible disease, will make your pecker rot away and drop right off your body!!!
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?20255-bareback&highlight=bareback
"You can`t win with these folks. Their sexuality is under-developed. They want to go in, cuddle, have boring sex, grab her tits, and nut on her tummy, then confess in a pathetic child-like manner how much they enjoy their time with her. They yearn for companionship with strange women. Crazy. "
"But me? I want to go in there and make a beautiful woman feel like a million bucks and wreak havoc for my own pleasure. I want to take her body on a sexual tour. After I`m done, I want her to look at me and think "this guy is a freak. He`s a bit off. A sicko. He needs help. He needs therapy. He needs counseling. He needs to be put down like the dog that he is. He`s a powerful filthy quirky perverted shameless beast and I absolutely love the nasty things he did to my entire body." "
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...tes-Read-this-if-you-like-to-lick-ass./page10
"But me? I want to go in there and make a beautiful woman feel like a million bucks and wreak havoc for my own pleasure. I want to take her body on a sexual tour. After I`m done, I want her to look at me and think "this guy is a freak. He`s a bit off. A sicko. He needs help. He needs therapy. He needs counseling. He needs to be put down like the dog that he is. He`s a powerful filthy quirky perverted shameless beast and I absolutely love the nasty things he did to my entire body." "
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...tes-Read-this-if-you-like-to-lick-ass./page10
LOL of the Day = when NEWT said that he wants actor Brad Pitt to play the role of NEWT in a movie. 
ound:
ound:Men intelligence drops just thinking about women.
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Probably why I couldn`t even count after a session with an MPA!
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Proof: Bill Clinton
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?376053-Men-Intelligence-Drops-Just-Thinking-About-Women!
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Probably why I couldn`t even count after a session with an MPA!
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Proof: Bill Clinton
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?376053-Men-Intelligence-Drops-Just-Thinking-About-Women!
"Remember the 3 golden rules:
1. It was like that when I got here.
2. I didn't do it.
3. (To your Boss) I like your style."
1. It was like that when I got here.
2. I didn't do it.
3. (To your Boss) I like your style."
George Clooney's Cell Mate: Actor Told Authorities He Was Brad Pitt When Arrested
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/george-clooneys-cell-mate-actor-told-authorities-brad-185428212.html
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/george-clooneys-cell-mate-actor-told-authorities-brad-185428212.html
"There was a very cautious man, who never romped or played.
He never smoked, he never drank, nor even kissed a maid.
But when one day he up and died, insurance was denied.
They said that since he`d never lived, they claimed he`d never died. "
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...hy-habits-sending-Ontarians-to-an-early-grave
He never smoked, he never drank, nor even kissed a maid.
But when one day he up and died, insurance was denied.
They said that since he`d never lived, they claimed he`d never died. "
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...hy-habits-sending-Ontarians-to-an-early-grave
Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.
(Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.
(Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes
What`s the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette
vending machine ?
A: The vending machine has Players.
Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post ?
A: They both wear uniforms and don`t deliver.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common ?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup
Playoffs ?
A: The Toronto Maple Leafs.
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?380319-The-leafs-now-a-punch-line
vending machine ?
A: The vending machine has Players.
Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post ?
A: They both wear uniforms and don`t deliver.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common ?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup
Playoffs ?
A: The Toronto Maple Leafs.
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?380319-The-leafs-now-a-punch-line
Military official says North Korea has 'powerful modern weapons' capable of defeating US
PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea is armed with "powerful modern weapons" capable of defeating the United States, a top military chief in Pyongyang said Wednesday, a claim that matches the country's regular rhetoric but is questioned by experts.
...Ri emphasized the importance of strengthening the military to defend North Korea against threats it sees from the United States and South Korea. He called his nation a nuclear and military power and praised new leader Kim Jong Un, believed to be in his late 20s, as a "military strategist" who has been giving the army guidance for years.
"The Korean People's Army is armed with powerful modern weapons ... that can defeat the (U.S.) imperialists at a single blow," he told party and military officials, using familiar descriptions of the country's rivals.
...On Monday, North Korea responded to U.S. and South Korean criticism with threats to reduce South Korean targets "to ashes" within minutes in a particularly sharp warning that followed days of protest rallies held nationwide.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/senior-n-korean-military-official-says-nation-powerful-045331886.html
PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea is armed with "powerful modern weapons" capable of defeating the United States, a top military chief in Pyongyang said Wednesday, a claim that matches the country's regular rhetoric but is questioned by experts.
...Ri emphasized the importance of strengthening the military to defend North Korea against threats it sees from the United States and South Korea. He called his nation a nuclear and military power and praised new leader Kim Jong Un, believed to be in his late 20s, as a "military strategist" who has been giving the army guidance for years.
"The Korean People's Army is armed with powerful modern weapons ... that can defeat the (U.S.) imperialists at a single blow," he told party and military officials, using familiar descriptions of the country's rivals.
...On Monday, North Korea responded to U.S. and South Korean criticism with threats to reduce South Korean targets "to ashes" within minutes in a particularly sharp warning that followed days of protest rallies held nationwide.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/senior-n-korean-military-official-says-nation-powerful-045331886.html
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