The most interesting man in the world (the Dos Equis guy commercials).
There is a commercial out by Dos Equis about the most interesting man in the world. It's almost like those Chuck Norris one liners.
I found a couple quotes. Can anyone add to these?
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He has never lost a sock.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his beard.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parents’ advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
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If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong
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Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact. If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early. He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken. When aliens abducted him, they asked him to probe them. He tells the alarm clock when its time to wake up. When he goes to sleep, sheep count him. He doesn't use oven timers, he tells the food when its done.
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I thought it was the Devil at first .......
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watches 60 minutes in 10....... or something like that..
superman wears tebow pajamas
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He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
When he wakes up the roses smell him.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
You cannot buy him, but occasionally trimmings from his beard come up in auctions.
His shit doesn't stink.
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After trying all his life to not become a millionaire, he succeded.
Stay thirsty my friends.
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He frowns on men who use "Just For Men". He says "you shouldn't do it, but if you do, use Loreal".
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"he once had an awkward moment... just to see how it feels"
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He lives his life vicariously through himself.
He once taught his dog how to bark in Spanish.
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"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left."
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The after-party is the one you will find him at
He actually struck gold picking his nose.
He has never lost an argument with himself.
His shadow knows.
He once gave himself up for collateral.
No matter which side of the tracks he is on, he is on the right side of the tracks. When he goes to the other side of the tracks he is STILL on the right side of the tracks.
"He has won the same Lifetime Achievement Award........twice."
He never makes small talk about the weather, even in a hurricane.
People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
He can disarm you with his looks, or his hands.
He can speak French, in Russian.
He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the 4th day, he won.
His mother has the word "Son" tattooed on her arm. He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does it's Dos Equis.
The Aztec calendar has his birthday chiseled in.
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans...because it was.
His tacos refuse to fall from the shell.
If you were to see him walking chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
Dicing onions doesn't make him cry...it only makes him stronger.
He has never filled up on chips.
His mother has a tattoo that writes son..
He'd show his feminine side...... If he had one
In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
On rollerblading", he turns to the camera slowly and says "Nah"!
The only time he was wrong was the time he thought he was wrong.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot’s advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
He has never lost a sock.
"he's the life of a party he never went to"
Brett Favre is not trying to decide whether to play football,
He is awaiting permission from The Most Interesting Man In The World
Years back Budweiser sent a proposal to him, the pitch was:
BUD-WEIS-THEMOSTINTERESTINGMANINTHEWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRLD
"sharks have a week dedicated to him"
He gets paid to make guess appearance at hood pic-nic
He is related to the greekgod
Deja vu.
His charm is so contagious; vaccines have been created for it.
Years ago he built a city out of blocks. Today, over six thousand people live and work there.
He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appear.
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.
If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost and you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early.
His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
His farts smell good.
It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th of May, in case his Cinco parties run long.
The Mayans prophecized his birth.
He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
Signs that say "This is not an exit" do not apply to him.
If he rides with you in your car, its resale value will instantly increase.
If he passed you on the street you would still feel stopped and said hello and asked you about your day.
If you were trapped with him in an elevator, you wouldn't want to be saved.
His business card just says, "I'll call you."
The Aztec calendar has his birthday chiseled in.
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans...because it was.
His tacos refuse to fall from the shell.
If you were to see him walking chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
Dicing onions doesn't make him cry...it only makes him stronger.
He has never filled up on chips.
He has served as best man for grooms he's never met.
He strongly abides by the motto: "Safety third."
His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the Bermuda Triangle.
Even watching him sleep has been described as breathtaking.
He's never needed lip balm.
He went to a psychic once...to warn her.
If he punched you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He once swam the English Channel...lengthwise
When the owl says who, it is invariably talking about him.
When ghosts pass by him when he's sleeping they pick up their chains so as not wake him.
He is forbidden to go into graveyards because of that one time he raised someone from the dead.
he tails brandon lang.....and wins
Ron jeremy asks him for sex tips.....
•His snow globe gets 24 inches of fresh powder annually.
•Regardless of temperature, you can never see his breath.
•His Turducken consists of a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey . . . back inside the original duck.
•He has never relied on mistletoe.
•His New Year's resolutions would blow your mind. That's why he doesn't tell anyone.
•He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing.
•One should never shake his gifts. Just trust me on this one.
There is a commercial out by Dos Equis about the most interesting man in the world. It's almost like those Chuck Norris one liners.
I found a couple quotes. Can anyone add to these?
----------------
He has never lost a sock.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his beard.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parents’ advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
--------------
If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong
------------
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact. If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early. He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken. When aliens abducted him, they asked him to probe them. He tells the alarm clock when its time to wake up. When he goes to sleep, sheep count him. He doesn't use oven timers, he tells the food when its done.
-------------
I thought it was the Devil at first .......
-------------
watches 60 minutes in 10....... or something like that..
superman wears tebow pajamas
--------------
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
When he wakes up the roses smell him.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
You cannot buy him, but occasionally trimmings from his beard come up in auctions.
His shit doesn't stink.
---------------
After trying all his life to not become a millionaire, he succeded.
Stay thirsty my friends.
---------------
He frowns on men who use "Just For Men". He says "you shouldn't do it, but if you do, use Loreal".
----------------
"he once had an awkward moment... just to see how it feels"
--------------
He lives his life vicariously through himself.
He once taught his dog how to bark in Spanish.
--------------
"Happy Hour is the hour after everyone from Happy Hour has left."
----------------
The after-party is the one you will find him at
He actually struck gold picking his nose.
He has never lost an argument with himself.
His shadow knows.
He once gave himself up for collateral.
No matter which side of the tracks he is on, he is on the right side of the tracks. When he goes to the other side of the tracks he is STILL on the right side of the tracks.
"He has won the same Lifetime Achievement Award........twice."
He never makes small talk about the weather, even in a hurricane.
People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
He can disarm you with his looks, or his hands.
He can speak French, in Russian.
He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the 4th day, he won.
His mother has the word "Son" tattooed on her arm. He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does it's Dos Equis.
The Aztec calendar has his birthday chiseled in.
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans...because it was.
His tacos refuse to fall from the shell.
If you were to see him walking chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
Dicing onions doesn't make him cry...it only makes him stronger.
He has never filled up on chips.
His mother has a tattoo that writes son..
He'd show his feminine side...... If he had one
In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
On rollerblading", he turns to the camera slowly and says "Nah"!
The only time he was wrong was the time he thought he was wrong.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot’s advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
He has never lost a sock.
"he's the life of a party he never went to"
Brett Favre is not trying to decide whether to play football,
He is awaiting permission from The Most Interesting Man In The World
Years back Budweiser sent a proposal to him, the pitch was:
BUD-WEIS-THEMOSTINTERESTINGMANINTHEWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRLD
"sharks have a week dedicated to him"
He gets paid to make guess appearance at hood pic-nic
He is related to the greekgod
Deja vu.
His charm is so contagious; vaccines have been created for it.
Years ago he built a city out of blocks. Today, over six thousand people live and work there.
He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appear.
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.
If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost and you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early.
His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
His farts smell good.
It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th of May, in case his Cinco parties run long.
The Mayans prophecized his birth.
He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
Signs that say "This is not an exit" do not apply to him.
If he rides with you in your car, its resale value will instantly increase.
If he passed you on the street you would still feel stopped and said hello and asked you about your day.
If you were trapped with him in an elevator, you wouldn't want to be saved.
His business card just says, "I'll call you."
The Aztec calendar has his birthday chiseled in.
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans...because it was.
His tacos refuse to fall from the shell.
If you were to see him walking chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
Dicing onions doesn't make him cry...it only makes him stronger.
He has never filled up on chips.
He has served as best man for grooms he's never met.
He strongly abides by the motto: "Safety third."
His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the Bermuda Triangle.
Even watching him sleep has been described as breathtaking.
He's never needed lip balm.
He went to a psychic once...to warn her.
If he punched you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He once swam the English Channel...lengthwise
When the owl says who, it is invariably talking about him.
When ghosts pass by him when he's sleeping they pick up their chains so as not wake him.
He is forbidden to go into graveyards because of that one time he raised someone from the dead.
he tails brandon lang.....and wins
Ron jeremy asks him for sex tips.....
•His snow globe gets 24 inches of fresh powder annually.
•Regardless of temperature, you can never see his breath.
•His Turducken consists of a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey . . . back inside the original duck.
•He has never relied on mistletoe.
•His New Year's resolutions would blow your mind. That's why he doesn't tell anyone.
•He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing.
•One should never shake his gifts. Just trust me on this one.
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