So Loctober is half way through. Hope it is going well, if you’re into it. Just Think—a whole year of Kink ahead!
CHASTUARY—get belted up buttercup!
FEMBUARY—you’ve always wanter to wear sexy women’s lingerie out in public, under your thin vaneer of pedestrian street clothes.
BIRCH—This month is a real birch. Because you get your ass cropped with a freshly cut switch.
RAPRIL—yup, you guessed it. Bend over the pommel hourse pinky, cuz you wrists and ankles will be well secured while the strap-on is donned and you are pounded. What are all those grunting noises hun? Duct tape will fix that!
PAY—open that wallet bitch and make a tribute to your Mistress worthy of your pathetic little time-wasting existence. Holy fuk, you are soooo lucky to be sharing the same galaxy as your findom. Maybe when you are broke and destitute she will spit on your broken wreckage.
JUTE—that’s right bucko, you’re gett’in tied up with everything from organic hemp rope, to soft nylon yacht braid, to fuk you paracord securement. No polypropelene tho. Ewww, we just don’t go there.
Ju-Lie? She’ll find out. The truth will be tortured out of you. The bright lights and loud music are distracting, but those nipple clamps are really starting to hurt, and that single tail stings like fuk. How much breath play and waterboarding can you handle?
ALMOST—that’s as close as you’re gonna get, you horndog. Hope you enjoyed the tease. The denail’s a bitch.
STRIPTEMBER—a lot like Fembruary, but you got to dance around, work the pole, gyrate like a 70’s disco douche, and smile for your tips, which might include “hey boy, might want to shave that chia pet”. Alternative:
SPANKTEMBER. Ya, it’s gonna be red sky at night.
LOCTOBER—Look ‘em up. The patirnt swell. Can you go a whole month with that cock cage on?
No Vember. Be very careful what you say. Everytime you say “No” or anything that sounds like it, 50 lashes. Be a Yes man. Life will go so much better for you.
DisMember. You look so pretty all wrapped up in saran wrap, with just your tender bits exposed. But why is she holding that butcher’s knife? Well that’s exciting. Oh look, a violet wand is coming your way.
Have a good year Kinksters.