LMAO - anyone else get this e-mail?

Jodie

B.Bj, M.Sog, Fs.D
Mar 14, 2004
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I found this little gift of morality in my e-mail inbox. Happy Friday!


From: "CANDY" wadams****@earthlink.net
To: jodie@vancouverjodie.com
SendDate: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 09:26:54 -0400
Subject: From your listing at CityExoticReview.com

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More and more we as a people have come to embrace PROSTITUTION. We have made our choice. We want WHORES! Just as we have come to hunger and lust after the vile filth of PORNOGRAPHY. And VIOLENCE. All of which are proving to be highly destructive to our children and our marriages. As well as to be damning to our eternal soul to burn in everlasting hellfire.



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Jodie

B.Bj, M.Sog, Fs.D
Mar 14, 2004
661
5
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Vancouver, BC
www.vancouverjodie.com
I got it in both of my e-mail accounts! I didn't think my Hotmail address was even out there anymore :confused:
 

Jodie

B.Bj, M.Sog, Fs.D
Mar 14, 2004
661
5
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Vancouver, BC
www.vancouverjodie.com
I don't think it's even spam. My e-mail program has quarantined 100% of the spam I've received to date. I think someone actually took the time to research girls' e-mail addresses and send that e-mail to as many girls as they could find. Scary!

P.S. Watch out for PROSTITUTION and WHORES! And remember: If there is one thing that is absolutely critical for each one of us to understand it is that death and hell are not a joke.
 

timec

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Jul 7, 2004
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Well preaching to the converted makes no sense - seems like a classic case of know your product, search out your Jezebel customer base and attempt to sell that product. Whaz a matter with that? :D
 

katsun

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Well, if all those lovely ladies are going to be there then I wouldn't mind spending an eternity in Hell :)
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
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Katsun that user name is fukkin with my head I can't stop thinking of this.





 

the virgin gary

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Aug 18, 2004
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Did she save you Jodi?

I beleive in the after life and I don't think Jesus will spank me for my pooning ways. Hell is for evil fucks like Hitler and Bin Laden, pooners and sp's do not go to hell.
 
hitrack
I think of those cars every time I see an SP.
They keeping asking me if I'm "cumming Dat - Soon"
 

Penhold

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Jodie said:
I found this little gift of morality in my e-mail inbox. Happy Friday!

If you can send us a financial gift to help us as we preachthe truth of The Risen Christ around the world we would appreciate it.
Common theme of many religious zealots when targetting a specific audience: Try to create an atmosphere of guilt and then hit you up for money. Yeah right - like that's going to happen!


Now, if I could find an attractive SP who is also an ordained minister I'd be happy to make a donation (or two, only one of which is money)! :D
 
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