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mustangjoe

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May 16, 2004
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Because I had nothing better to dao one day a few months ago, I developed/discovered a way to get unlimited free trials to Live Links from any home phone. I use to go on it for kicks, but it's nothing but a WOT. I've met 4 girls and they have all been ugly and/ or overweight (no, not hookers). The fucking bitches describe themselves as 'slender' so I go meet them and low and behold they are fat. downright fat. My plan was to meet them, load them up on booze and get a free lay. Last time this happaned was 2 weeks ago or so. The chick said she was 130 pounds, so I go meet her. She was 170 At least. Enough of being nice. She was about to hop in the car, but I locked it! I rolled down the window and I said "You told me you were 130"! The chick said "I am" I said "Bull Fucking shit, you fucking lie." I rolled up the window and took off. Fuck, I'd rather pay $200-$300 bucks and fuck a hot chick then an ugly/fat one for free.
 

Just_A_Guy

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Hey mustangjoe....could you let me in on the Trial thing that you have discovered. PM me....hate to flood it so it does not work. Its a time killer and actually have met 5 off the line....4 fat....1 decent. But it can be a WOT but hilarious at the same time.

Thanks
 

hornydude

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Dec 22, 2004
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Too funny

mustangjoe said:
Because I had nothing better to dao one day a few months ago, I developed/discovered a way to get unlimited free trials to Live Links from any home phone. I use to go on it for kicks, but it's nothing but a WOT. I've met 4 girls and they have all been ugly and/ or overweight (no, not hookers). The fucking bitches describe themselves as 'slender' so I go meet them and low and behold they are fat. downright fat. My plan was to meet them, load them up on booze and get a free lay. Last time this happaned was 2 weeks ago or so. The chick said she was 130 pounds, so I go meet her. She was 170 At least. Enough of being nice. She was about to hop in the car, but I locked it! I rolled down the window and I said "You told me you were 130"! The chick said "I am" I said "Bull Fucking shit, you fucking lie." I rolled up the window and took off. Fuck, I'd rather pay $200-$300 bucks and fuck a hot chick then an ugly/fat one for free.
I can just picture her whining I AM 130 or whatever...how sad...but funny at the same time :D
 

mr. ed

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Apr 12, 2004
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I guess I'm from a different era, but I still have to believe there is a way to blow off a date without getting insulting and rude to the person. A simple, the hospital just called and I'm scheduled to operate in a half hour would work as well as Fuck Off you fat ho.
 

mustangjoe

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May 16, 2004
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yeah, I was nice the first couple of times, but by then it was getting out of hand. If the chick was honest, I never wold have gone to meet her, and would save herself the trouble. If she is going to lie to me, and get me to drive all the way out there, then damn right I'm gunna get rude with her.

And yeah... hahaha... sounds about right.... 130kilo's lol.
 

maverick73

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Feb 2, 2005
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mr. ed said:
I guess I'm from a different era, but I still have to believe there is a way to blow off a date without getting insulting and rude to the person. A simple, the hospital just called and I'm scheduled to operate in a half hour would work as well as Fuck Off you fat ho.
Not everybody can pass as a doctor. I highly doubt MustangJoe passes as a doctor (no offense MJ, knowing you, you'll probably take that as a compliment ;) )
 
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