After waiting in line for the PS3 at Northlands Futureshop I got tired and decided to pay a bum to hold my spot. I figured I would just walk over to Northlands Health Center and get me a tug.
Walked in and was met by Lisa. She was the one who gave a hand in the last rub and tug I had there.
Left $40 on the ledge. She pulled down my pants and started to tug. She put oil on my knob and then rubbed my balls with her other hand.
It was going good and I mentioned I was about to blow. She then decided to death grip my hammer. That would have been fine if she squeezed it across the sides. She decided to squeeze it front to back. She had a viselike grip across the vein that runs up and down your shaft. It hurt like a mofo. I told her to let go and do it softer.
WTF??
Not going to see her again. I like my penis to throb but not like that.
I am.
Erectile Dysfunctional.
SlimShady.
Walked in and was met by Lisa. She was the one who gave a hand in the last rub and tug I had there.
Left $40 on the ledge. She pulled down my pants and started to tug. She put oil on my knob and then rubbed my balls with her other hand.
It was going good and I mentioned I was about to blow. She then decided to death grip my hammer. That would have been fine if she squeezed it across the sides. She decided to squeeze it front to back. She had a viselike grip across the vein that runs up and down your shaft. It hurt like a mofo. I told her to let go and do it softer.
WTF??
Not going to see her again. I like my penis to throb but not like that.
I am.
Erectile Dysfunctional.
SlimShady.
