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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets

schizo_man

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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight


An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

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thats really sad but what were they expecting 42 midgets, unarmed against a full grown lion, some people are to stupid to fathom how they get to be head of companies, teams, etc
 

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It's a conspiracy! Little people everywhere need to run for their lives!!!!




First midgets, now dwarves....

I think the hippo planned the whole thing, carefully cultivating a reputation for *yawning* while her attorney prepared the "gag reflex" defense!
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This is a real sad and horrific story.

Aren't dwarfs and midgets the same thing?
 

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actually no, they are different. I believe that midgets are people under 4' while dwarves are people between 4' and 5'. But both groups would rather be referred to as "Little people" rather than the more negative label midget or dwarf.
 

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I say Hooray for the Lion. The midgets had a choice if they wanted to fight the Lion didn't. I don't feel any more pity for them than I do a matador who gets gored by a bull.
 

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gravitas said:
she'd probably be happy to provide that service too
Really? Are you sure she would be happy to do anything?

Anyway carefull she makes hasty decisions, and may or may not offer that service, depending on the day of the week... You may have to wait a day for her to put it back on her menu, incase she has removed it.
 

gravitas

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Are you sure she would be happy to do anything?

You may have to wait a day for her to put it back on her menu, incase she has removed it.
Never suggested that she provides anything, just those services that could be considered emasculating "man-icide".

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Always happy to make a sexy babe smile :)
 

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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
Hmmm...probably more entertaining than the "new" NHL. Hey, I wonder if any of the midgets were joined at the head? Now THAT would have been an interesting watch...
 

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schizo_man said:
actually no, they are different. I believe that midgets are people under 4' while dwarves are people between 4' and 5'. But both groups would rather be referred to as "Little people" rather than the more negative label midget or dwarf.
And how about hobbits?
 

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schizo_man said:
actually no, they are different. I believe that midgets are people under 4' while dwarves are people between 4' and 5'. But both groups would rather be referred to as "Little people" rather than the more negative label midget or dwarf.
Dr. Betty Adelson has written several books on the subject and has a daughter who is a little person.




I've watched the new show "Little People Big World" a few times and they refer to themselves as "Dwarves"
There are different types of dwarfism, the Roloffs (family in the show) have a few different types themselves, the father is one type and the mother is another plus they have one kid with it and I think he has a slightly different type than his parents.
What I found interesting is both the Roloffs (husband and wife) have normal sized parents and siblings.
The Roloffs have 4 kids, 3 are normal size and one is a dwarf but the strange part is that the dwarf is a twin and his twin is normal size :confused:
 
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