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Lily - epic fail

jim

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Over 2 hands plus a mouthful big
Most just call him Bobo. Calling him God Bobo is, well, uncalled for (unless you're name is Hubba Hubba).
God Bobo??? Isn't that blasphemy?

I sometimes get: oh my God Jim can you leave your walker outside next time? :mad:

Mostly though I get OH GOD, JIMMM OH GOD!!! :D

Let the old guy dream okay?:eek:
 

wolverine

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Man, when I saw this thread get to 2 pages, I thought there was some drama afoot. But I see that the thread has gone the way of a 9-11 airline jet.
Carry on.
 

Bad Santa

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EdmontonGFE has sent Lily our way from the west coast via Calgary for a few days.
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-Princess-Lily-(asian)-Dose-Edmonton-July-2-6

Her pictures, description and menu (according to the website: GFE, LFK, DATY, MSOG, MPOS, TOYS, RUSSIAN, COB) have enticed me for a while and have seen some good reviews, so I booked to see her.

Lily`s a young Asian-Canadian university student with a slim tight body and nice enhancements but is average-looking at best (a let-down, considering the high number of insanely hot Asian chicks in Vancouver). The session itself was a complete waste of time. From the moment we met, there was absolutely zero effort from her to initiate anything from her menu and she kept her hands to herself for the most part. I thought a massage would help expedite matters - it was serviceable but not quite as advertised. I tried my renowned cunnilinguistics but she pretty much lay there like a cold fish. My LG was long asleep by then, so we just talked until the clock ran out - she`s great to converse with, I`ll give her that.

Maybe someone else will have better luck with Lily, but I feel like I just wasted $$$ that I could have spent on a really good time with one of my local favorite MP ladies.
For what reason does a girl like this even bother becoming an SP other than greed?? What a little con-artist!

Obviously a complete waste of time and $$$. A nice chunk of change for most of us.

Thanks for the warning, Wolvie!
 

skdymz

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Having visited lily on a few occasions I can tell you this is just his personal opinion as she has many positive reviews elsewhere as she is a really tiny asian girl with a hot body. Seriously if you can't get it up for her go see a doctor.
 

HB40

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Having visited lily on a few occasions I can tell you this is just his personal opinion
You are correct, it is just his own opinion, however I tend to trust his opinions as he has provided many reviews and info on a number of girls and topics. I'm happy you find Lily worthy of making your very first post but your opinion doesn't hold a candle to Wolvie's.
 

skdymz

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Either does his he should seriously go seek medical attention. She has many positive reviews on CAF and I find his review of her a little opposite of every experience I've had with her or other ladies from that agency. To be quite honest you won't likely find an asian girl with a nicer body. See that's where I find it odd him saying he couldn't get it up.

The fact I see you all bashing her based on just his opinion is absolute BS.
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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And now EdmontonGFE is officially off my list of visiting girls to see, I would of still seen girls from there (with the exception of Lilly) up until the agency decided it was a good idea to shill.
Instead of responding to wolverines review with offers to make things right, they decide to come into the review and insult the reviewer and shill under a holding account.
(Holding accounts are accounts one holds onto for a long period of time to later use to shill)

Wolverine has earned a fair amount of respect as a reviewer due to the fact that he has been here a while and posts reviews often.
Also the fact that his reviews are fair and honest attribute to why everyone will write lilly off their list just from reading his review.
EdmontonGFE should get on its own account and post an apology to the reviewer and offer him a discount on his next session as that's what a classy company would do.
 

pmc

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Oh Man sorry to hear that. I was also ripped off by Lily.
When she worked at DL in Victoria.
Booked an hour with her. $ 200
She seemed o.k. for the first twenty minutes during round one.
After that she turned Cold as ice. She just wanted me out of there .
There was not to be any any!! MSOG, No massage. Nothing.
I was pissed .
That session was worth $100 At the most and thats being over generous.
Man never ever .
She said she was some university student from Calgary.
She should stay in friggen school and stay out of this business.
Also shes the type that gives asian providers a bad name.
I have lost trust in her type.
Anyways I left that session after 35 minutes.
Totaly disapointed with DL in Vic.
I havent returned there yet..
I hear she played the same tricks @ Class Choice 2 years ago.
I agree RED FLAG that one.
 

wolverine

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Thanks for the support, pooning brothers. Yes, I think I smell something...

For the record, I've seen much better hot-bodied Asian girls - Zoe @ Prestige, Jasmine Jazz from Toronto and Jolynn @ EBC among them - and LG always rises to the occasion. I've enjoyed MSOG with Jasmine Jazz (aka the Little Thai Fuck Machine). With the others, well...let's just say the gun has been known to misfire ahead of schedule. :eek:

As for Lily, I have seen the positive reviews, which is why I saw her. Maybe I interrupted her shopping trip at Holt Renfrew when I booked (I saw her within an hour after), but I think I'll just chalk it up to her being YMMV depending on the person and move on from there. But I too have my doubts about booking with EdmontonGFE again.
 

skdymz

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You guys are all seriously pathetic in thinking anything you see is a shill. For the love of god I registered in January and I don't post here since I post on CAF. Doesn't make much sense to post much here since the Calgary board is fairly dead on perb. Seems to make more sense right. I have seen Lily and other ladies from the same agency, SWEET VIPS I think it is and I've only had one iffy experience. I think Lily is one of the girls where you either hit it off or you really don't. I would agree though that her body is a 10 but her overall look is a 7. I think there are certain things on the menu she isn't overly enthusiastic about and that's why I say she's a YMMV kinda girl depending on what your really into.

FYI I have the same handle on TERB but don't post there either.
 

skdymz

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I was dynamo on CAF. Yes, seriously if a guy can't get it up in front of a sexy woman it really must make one think since her body is very toned. Granted I think I would prefer her more if she didn't have the implants but that's just me. You guys in Edmonton do realize that EdmontonGFE is bringing you the ladies that are from SWEET VIPS though and for the most part they have a great track record.
 

Bad Santa

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I was dynamo on CAF. Yes, seriously if a guy can't get it up in front of a sexy woman it really must make one think since her body is very toned. Granted I think I would prefer her more if she didn't have the implants but that's just me.
I don't care how toned and beautiful a woman is, if she lays there like a cold fish during the act as the OP described, then that's what she is, a cold fish with implants. And cold fish have about the same effect as a cold shower as far as 'Ole South Pole is concerned. Looks will get him up but it's attitude that will keep him there!
 

pmc

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You said it .
She starts out as a Mermaid and turns into a Cold fish.
In most cases the mileage is low.
 

wolverine

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You guys are all seriously pathetic in thinking anything you see is a shill. For the love of god I registered in January and I don't post here since I post on CAF. Doesn't make much sense to post much here since the Calgary board is fairly dead on perb. Seems to make more sense right. I have seen Lily and other ladies from the same agency, SWEET VIPS I think it is and I've only had one iffy experience. I think Lily is one of the girls where you either hit it off or you really don't. I would agree though that her body is a 10 but her overall look is a 7. I think there are certain things on the menu she isn't overly enthusiastic about and that's why I say she's a YMMV kinda girl depending on what your really into.
You're not a shill or a white knight, and yet the only thing that has compelled you to even post here is to defend one of your favorite ladies/agencies. C'mon man, seriously?

You guys in Edmonton do realize that EdmontonGFE is bringing you the ladies that are from SWEET VIPS though and for the most part they have a great track record.
You make it sound like they're doing us a favor or something. Believe it or not, this city is not exactly lacking in top-quality SPs. It's a highly competitive SP industry in Edmonton, from the 40 MPs to the handful of high-quality local independent SPs to the traveling girls from other cities. If EdmontonGFE really wishes to succeed here, they need to step up their game.
Now I personally do not expect nor demand any discounts or freebies over a bad session - it's not the way I am - but an SP, MP or agency worth their salt would at least acknowledge and apologize for the bad session, and take from it as a lessons-learned to grow and improve. It's a far better business practice than, say, sending an arrogant lapdog to defend them and slam the pooners on their behalf.
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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If you mostly only post on CAf because your from Calgary how is it you just magically happen to be on PERB and notice a review on this girl in Edmonton???
EdmontonGFE is pretty much dead in the water right now as far as Edmonton PERB goes.
This went from a review that had one SP written off to the entire agency being written off.
If they want to make it here in Edmonton they are going to have to send some serious Super Model looks wise talent with service that is ASTOUNDING, otherwise I don't see anyone who has read this thread (over 1200 views and counting) being willing to try one of their girls. Heaven help them if they get another review that is less than amazing.
EdmontonGFE is not the first agency to be thrown to the sharks here on Edmonton PERB and it wont be the last.
 

ThisEndUp

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And now EdmontonGFE is officially off my list of visiting girls to see, I would of still seen girls from there (with the exception of Lilly) up until the agency decided it was a good idea to shill.
Instead of responding to wolverines review with offers to make things right, they decide to come into the review and insult the reviewer and shill under a holding account.
(Holding accounts are accounts one holds onto for a long period of time to later use to shill)

Wolverine has earned a fair amount of respect as a reviewer due to the fact that he has been here a while and posts reviews often.
Also the fact that his reviews are fair and honest attribute to why everyone will write lilly off their list just from reading his review.
EdmontonGFE should get on its own account and post an apology to the reviewer and offer him a discount on his next session as that's what a classy company would do.
agreed, either sp or agency reading posts, swing and a miss?
 

skdymz

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Yeah it's fair to write a review of an agency based upon seeing one single lady that has positive reviews by others and yet he just seemed to have a bad experience. Sounds really fair to me. I wouldn't even say she's an ATF of mine at all. My ATF's are easily Gia from Toronto and one Kylie Daniels. I have seen a few ladies from Sweet VIPs that tour in both Calgary and now Edmonton and only once had an experience that was bad. You have one single experience with one girl and feel it necessary to say the entire agency is no good. It's not exactly FAIR at all.

It's one thing to say you had a bad experience with Lily but completely something else to say she is no good when she has good reviews with others.
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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His money was good shill so her service should of been.
I think its not fair that she took $300 from him for lousy service and she put no effort into the session.
I think its not fair that the agency took their cut of that $300 and has not even made an apology.

They are sending more girls here and since they have not issued an apology and offered to waive their share of the session fee for wolverine if he sees another one of their girls, its obvious they don't feel at fault for ripping clients off, they must have plenty of bookings to keep their girls busy so you should stop worrying about them shillymz
 
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