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wolverine

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EdmontonGFE has sent Lily our way from the west coast via Calgary for a few days.
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-Princess-Lily-(asian)-Dose-Edmonton-July-2-6

Her pictures, description and menu (according to the website: GFE, LFK, DATY, MSOG, MPOS, TOYS, RUSSIAN, COB) have enticed me for a while and have seen some good reviews, so I booked to see her.

Lily`s a young Asian-Canadian university student with a slim tight body and nice enhancements but is average-looking at best (a let-down, considering the high number of insanely hot Asian chicks in Vancouver). The session itself was a complete waste of time. From the moment we met, there was absolutely zero effort from her to initiate anything from her menu and she kept her hands to herself for the most part. I thought a massage would help expedite matters - it was serviceable but not quite as advertised. I tried my renowned cunnilinguistics but she pretty much lay there like a cold fish. My LG was long asleep by then, so we just talked until the clock ran out - she`s great to converse with, I`ll give her that.

Maybe someone else will have better luck with Lily, but I feel like I just wasted $$$ that I could have spent on a really good time with one of my local favorite MP ladies.
 
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Bobo The Rabbit

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Wow, that is horrible, not even a finish.
I was thinking of seeing her but LFK only being advertised some times puts me off as then the girl is not really into kissing so she maybe just threw it up as a way to still advertise sGFE/GFE.
So you guys talked for the rest of the time? Did she not feel bad that you did not finish? Cant imagine she thought you came there only for conversation so you were having a good time.
 
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wolverine

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Bobo The Rabbit said:
So you guys talked for the rest of the time? Did she not feel bad that you did not finish? Cant imagine she thought you came there only for conversation so you were having a good time.
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Yeah, she seemed to feel bad about the lack of finish. And when LG is unresponsive when just 1/2 hr before he's like a racehorse trying to break down the barn door, it's embarrassing and humiliating as hell. I'm also too polite to say "it's not just me". But other SPs do attempt to wake him up when he naps, and in most cases he's roused back like a cement truck in a china shop - with her, there was no absolutely no effort there. Zero chemistry, zero attraction, zero desire. And just before booking, the big head was telling me to just do 1/2 hr as a feeler, but little head said do an hour (bastard).
 
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Josephm11

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Might as well make this my first post.

I saw her also and had a bit better time then wolverine. She does have a great body. Easy to talk too. She seemed distant at times.
 
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Dark_Knight

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wolverine said:
And when LG is unresponsive when just 1/2 hr before he's like a racehorse trying to break down the barn door, it's embarrassing and humiliating as hell.
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That is why I went to see Kendra this morning for two hours... Two hours and not once did the little guy fail me by not being eager for action. Holy Crap.... I think I may be starting to talk like markl.... ohhh wait... I still write reviews on other girls too... Sorry you had such a crappy time there!
 
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Dark_Knight

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Josephm11 said:
Might as well make this my first post.

I saw her also and had a bit better time then wolverine. She does have a great body. Easy to talk too. She seemed distant at times.
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Thanks for the input. We look forward to more reviews from you :)
 
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Markl

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Dark_Knight said:
That is why I went to see Kendra this morning for two hours... Two hours and not once did the little guy fail me by not being eager for action. Holy Crap.... I think I may be starting to talk like markl.... ohhh wait... I still write reviews on other girls too... Sorry you had such a crappy time there!
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You knowwww... I have reviewed other gals!
 
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Dark_Knight

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jdtipper said:
Shouldnt it be Mr Riding in a Cherry teacup??
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It would be.... but cherry changed her name to Shelby.... I think just so markl could talk about something other than cherrys....
 
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Markl

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Umm, WHAT are with those socks!
Love the outfit, love the chair more. If you had been sipping a brandy and puffing on a stogie, would have been better.
The socks should have been black/grey, and lower the hem line on those pants about 2 inches.
 
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Bobo The Rabbit

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You did not just post a picture of yourself on PERB ?
What happened to people wanting privacy?
 
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Markl

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sperminator said:
Markl, I expected better from you, a man from Montreal.

The socks work, man. They are very creative and savvy and spiffy and sartorial and so very Spermielicious.

Don't you know that pants always look short when you sit and cross your legs? Besides, a slimmer suit with slimmer pants should always have a shorter hemline.

As I've said, I expected better from someone from Montreal.
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Sorry Man, I just think it could have been more debonair. Suit looks great though.
 
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Spermie:
Normally, we would issue an infraction for posting pictures and self-shilling. But in this case, you look so damn cute with your sofa-matching shoes and come-hither smile, that all thoughts of banning have left my fingers.
Congrats on your #4,000

sperminator said:
Maybe she should consider doing phone sex instead.




This reminds me of a certain session I had over two years ago (with a different lady).



POST #4,000



BROWN SHOES FOREVER!
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