Story of a 47 yrs old man:
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 18, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate gal with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable woman, but she was very boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a gal with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting woman, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided I needed to find a woman with ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart and ambitious woman with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
I am now 47, and am just looking for a gal with big tits.
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 18, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate gal with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable woman, but she was very boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a gal with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting woman, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided I needed to find a woman with ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart and ambitious woman with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
I am now 47, and am just looking for a gal with big tits.
