Lexxy from EC - A Review

Master69

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Like making it with a Playboy Centerfold !!!

Wow! Lexxy opened the door and the hidden surprise was a drop-dead gorgeous 5' 5'" (5' 9" in heels) platinum blonde with a strikingly beautiful face. But it was her body that blew me away. Such a tight spinner body, with no body fat, but two rapturous, gigantic man-made melons planted on her chest! Mama-mia. I scanned her from head-to-toe about 5 times. She looked like every Playboy centerfold I had ever jerked off to as a 13 year-old......thinking at the time.......I'll NEVER be able to get a girl this hot....wank-wank-wank.

We started with LFK and then got right into DFK. Very quickly I had a circus tent come up in my crotch with the tent pole aimed straight at her. We made out for a while, standing just inside the hotel room door, working my hands all over the front and back of her statuesque features

"Did you want PSE or GFE?" She asked, in her very thick Quebec accent.

"GFE", I replied.

She was wearing a huge 40 DDD cup sequined black bra, with matching skin-tight spandex black tights and black closed-toe 4" heels. Her hair was styled, a few curls and waves, with make-up adroitly applied. Just like the pictures.

"You've GOT to keep those shoes on when we fuck". :eyebrows: I half-drooled when I said it.

"Oh, mais oui! But not in cowgirl. It's hard on my knees"

"Uhh, OK". I was puzzled by this.

She got to work quickly, throwing a pillow on the floor, kneeling on it and pulling my pants and boxers down. She handily put a condom in her mouth and slipped it onto my proud flagstaff, that was now pointed straight at the ceiling. I enjoyed her deep-throating me, as I took off my leather jacket and scarf, threw these on the floor, and then fumbled with my shirt buttons.

I reached down to try to take off her top but she beat me to it. "Come over here", I said, as we tore off each other's clothes (except her shoes!), tossing them every which way in the room.

I threw her onto the bed and we made out for a while. Geez, I thought, imagine having a girlfriend this hot.......I'd do her every night.....and morning....just like this!

I rolled onto my back and she went down on me. She gives a great deep throat CBJ, complete with gagging sounds. Fabulous! The feel of her teeth riding lightly over the rim of my cock was dynamite. The view of her mammoth mammaries was obscured, but I could see her tight ass bobbing up and down over the horizon of her platinum locks.

I let her do this for a long time, it was too good to want to end! I went into my self-control mantra:

I can last longer than humper 1.....I can last longer than humper 1.....I can last longer than humper 1.....I can last longer than humper 1.....I can last longer than humper 1.....I can last longer than humper 1.....I can last longer than humper 1.....I can last longer than humper 1.....etc,etc,etc.

"I think we are ready, no?" she said in that adorable accent. We are!!! Generous amount of K-Y applied to both sets of genitalia, she kicked off her shoes and she mounted me.........Asian Cowgirl! Ahhhhh....I thought, THAT'S what she meant when she said cowgirl makes her knees sore.

A little kissing by me, of her mountainous chest, her nipples, and what a great view! :thumb: I thought, I should sell tickets to this view, it's the best tourist attraction in Winnipeg right now. I was too entranced to be able to tell her that if she performed regular cowgirl she wouldn't stress her knees.

I moved her up into Lotus, a very intimate position that works well with DFK. We moved back and forth vigorously, then leaned back for some real power-fucking, then into Mastery.

She put her shoes back on and I flipped her over to Mish, with more DKF, switching to several variations (straight Mish, Victory, Deck Chair, Viennese Oyster), then ...a fav of mine...Folding Deck Chair! She has a tight pussy, boys. and with this position I got in soooo deep I thought I saw my cock coming up into her throat. :D "I like this!, she said.

I picked her up and posted her onto my cock. "You won't drop me, no?". Uhhh, no. Never have, never will. I try to do this position as often as possible to strengthen my back muscles. "My favourite position is doggy style", she said. Glad to hear it. I leaned her over the desk in front of the room mirror and took her savagely as we had group sex, and simultaneous orgasms, with our reflections.

I collapsed on the bed. I worked up enough energy to say, "I was going to take a shower first.....but it kinda got missed in the excitement. But don't worry, I had one before I came over." :rolleyes:

She helped clean me up and we talked for a while. I was picking up on her accent and which English words/grammatical expressions she understood best, so conversation was getting easier. We talked about the usual desultory topics. It was a little like being with VJ. The same mellifluous Quebec accent delivering sexy speech from a sexy naked blonde-haired body, that is all-woman. :cool: MMMmmmmmmmm! She admiited to a fair amount of cosmetic work. Her complexion is very smooth. Now, you have to be pleased with this.....and not just because of the results. A girl who invests her earnings right back into her business. Perfect flat tummy, perfect boob job, face freshly botoxed and dermal-filled, with more renovations on the way in a few months. (As if she needs more. She's a 10......and then some).

Winnipeg local SPs, are you paying attention? Take note. Invest your money back into your bodies. Spare no expense, cuz we hard-working pooners are paying for it!

At some point she said; "I think he is ready for me again, no?", as she saw my cock awake from the dead, kick off the coffin lid, and stand tall......ready for action. Dracula must feed again!

A little more oral, then I gave her doggie again on the bed. She kept her shoes on.:clap2:

The hour was up and I had to leave. ( I showered and dressed. I gave a powerful bear hug to her nude body one more time :eyebrows:, blew her a kiss as she hid behind the closing door, and told her to come back to River City real soon.

Damage: $$$/hr

L: 10 +
A: 10
S: 9 (I'll take a point off for no BBBJ)
Atmosphere: 9 (she actually found a good radio station! Downtown hotel not bad, but daytime parking was a be-atch)

...ahhhhh....a five-star experience. If you are really missing VJ (she's been away soooo long :( ) Lexxy will help stem the withdrawal.......and might even become your new addiction.:thumb:
 

PedroPistol

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Great Review as always M69! I saw Lexxy on Tues but I went for the PSE ! Your right, she is a total blast and made me many happy memories:)
The only thing I wasn't too crazy about are her man mades are just a bit too firm, but they are spectacular! Funny thing about those Stripper shoes is when she was going down on me I asked if we could 69 and when she moves her legs over my head she almost " cracked" me in the head with them. I could of had a concussion or got knocked out!! Could you imagine me at WCB filling out the form.
Clerk- So Mr Pistol, you're claiming you got your concussion from a pair of stripper shoes?
Pedro- That's right sir, I Think I'm now suffering from " Post Traumatic Stripper shoe syndrome" Or PTSSS for short. I will need months of therapy and Rehab with beautiful French stripper/escorts to get over my fear....
 

Georgieboy69

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Could you imagine me at WCB filling out the form.
Clerk- So Mr Pistol, you're claiming you got your concussion from a pair of stripper shoes?
Pedro- That's right sir, I Think I'm now suffering from " Post Traumatic Stripper shoe syndrome" Or PTSSS for short. I will need months of therapy and Rehab with beautiful French stripper/escorts to get over my fear....
Great review Master

Pedro I think you have discovered a new syndrome that needs advocacy, so that all of us ponders may rest assured that we are safe from PTSSS as the recovery time would make us all way too happy.

Back to the review! I now need to see her
 

Avery

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Great review, Master69!! :clap2: However, it does seem strange that the only did CBJ. Does she reserve BBBJ for her PSE option>
 

Master69

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Great review, Master69!! :clap2: However, it does seem strange that the only did CBJ. Does she reserve BBBJ for her PSE option>
At time of booking I didn't get into the discussion of GFE vs PSE. I do usually assume GFE includes BBBJ (but no CIM). Her other attributes more than compensated for this. :)

Pedro, what was included in your PSE, and what was her PSE rate? (I know she told me but I forgot) Glad you got to 69; I skipped that one to be able to keep enjoying the "view".

Yeah, she has really solid bolt-ons. Another peculiarity, when I picked her up, she seemed to weigh a lot for a petite girl. (I had just seen Roksi the night before, another petite girl, and she's effortless to hold up). Maybe Lexxy is smuggling gold bars in her huge chest!
 

ComicalKazee

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I took the PSE option for a two hour meeting. The only disappointment was she didn't allow Russian with lube (only dry). She claims she gets a reaction from the lube and it's not good for skin. I agree though that she could be a Playboy model. Great BBBJ with CIM! My experience was so much better than that which I reviewed her for back in May when her boobs were still sensitive from surgery. I would repeat for sure!

BTW great review Master69.:clap2:
 

PedroPistol

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2 hours!!! You are da Man!! Well, I guess i got the same treatment, BBBJ with CIM there was some light Rimming, and I do mean light but everything else was on the menu. I never even thought about greek:doh:

I can't remember what I paid, it was either $300 or $ 350..
 

myrmidon

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Thank you Master69, PedroPistol and ComicalKazee :clap2:for these excellent reviews of this Beautiful Lady. I have an hour & half GFE booked next week in Reggie :eyebrows: booked on the strength of CK's earlier review. I was nervously looking around for indicators that I'd made the right decision. Looks like I did :thumb:

I like the VJ reference since that's who poped into my mind when I first saw her photos. For info on her (Lexxy) rates vs services, see her bio on Baby Cow.

Myr.
 

rockstar1

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I love this part of this review.. (Winnipeg local SPs, are you paying attention? Take note. Invest your money back into your bodies. Spare no expense, cuz we hard-working pooners are paying for it!) I wish our local SPs take notice and point taken!
 

gotsome2004

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Well done Master69! Well done. Folding chair/Viennise oyster!? I have heard of such things in theory before but never performed.
 

george.caruthers

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Okay, Okay, I may be willing to break another one of my rules for this lady. Geez. But I have to ask, how is the boob job. Obvious fake or could almost pass for real?
 

ComicalKazee

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They could never pass as real. Too hard. They are great to look at though and kissing them is pleasurable. I really don't have a problem with fake boobs.
Okay, Okay, I may be willing to break another one of my rules for this lady. Geez. But I have to ask, how is the boob job. Obvious fake or could almost pass for real?
 

Stbordie

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I love this part of this review.. (Winnipeg local SPs, are you paying attention? Take note. Invest your money back into your bodies. Spare no expense, cuz we hard-working pooners are paying for it!) I wish our local SPs take notice and point taken!
Don't forget about investing in a gym membership as well lol obviously she eats relatively healthy and works out and compliments her bust.
 

Master69

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Okay, Okay, I may be willing to break another one of my rules for this lady. Geez. But I have to ask, how is the boob job. Obvious fake or could almost pass for real?
Her chest screams: "I-am-a-bronze-sculpture", by Dr. (fill in name of superstar Toronto plastic surgeon here). I think he even signed them!

Like all great works of art, they'll be worth more when the artist passes away :pound:
 
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