Let's settle this

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Ok, I've had enough of this. Penelope (the goat) says I'm her main contact. Some others on here suggest that I'm not. We need to settle this. Thus, I suggest a super special head crackin, beer drinkin, mushroom takin, big fartin, test. The winner gets Penelope, without protest!! Just to let you know, I love my goat and have been preparing. Let's settle this once and for all!!!

 

[mexman]

You maybe too late

In another thread or post I gave the goat away, actually am paying $1.75 for him to take her. I will have to get back to you on who actually has the goat. I farmed her out and was so drunk, am so drunk, that I don't remember who now has the goat. She is a born SP and is bound to turn up somewhere. I will do a little research and find her for you. As far as the challange goes, I am very religious and don't do any of those things, but I did fart at church on sunday.

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Well, I did my research and it is indeed your goat, and goatfucker I owe you $1.75. Please from now on we will refer to the thread as penny, cause I'm not typing your long name every time. She is a celeb and you are responsible for her status of that nature. OH,,, when you are DATY with the goat, don't rub your nose aganst that little bump by her butthole, its a hemeroid and she will boot yer face.
Best way to max returns are as much tim as pos/w Ghetto(Handjob)Child.
He won't steal the bitch either cause Calgary guys like sheep and a goat will just not do.

 

[BS Detector]

I suggest a super special head crackin, beer drinkin, mushroom takin, big fartin, test.

I'm afraid that the goat would probably win THIS contest.

I did some research too. I may have misread but it appeared that goat had disappeared so I went online to the airline schedules and found a reservation to somewhere on the Eastern seaboard. It was in the name of Penelope Chops. Further investigation revealed it was not a seat but the freight compartment. I hope this wasn't OUR Penny and that she isn't in some sort of danger.

I am afraid that with all this argument over ownership, she might have felt hurt and ran away, maybe ended up with a bad crowd. If she doesn't show up soon, we may have to organize a PERB search party to find her. Perhaps we can use diamonds and rubies to lure her.

 

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I'm afraid that the goat would probably win THIS contest.

I did some research too. I may have misread but it appeared that goat had disappeared so I went online to the airline schedules and found a reservation to somewhere on the Eastern seaboard. It was in the name of Penelope Chops. Further investigation revealed it was not a seat but the freight compartment. I hope this wasn't OUR Penny and that she isn't in some sort of danger.

I am afraid that with all this argument over ownership, she might have felt hurt and ran away, maybe ended up with a bad crowd. If she doesn't show up soon, we may have to organize a PERB search party to find her. Perhaps we can use diamonds and rubies to lure her.

There's no valid argument over this issue. No matter what Mexman says, I own the fuckin goat, lock, stock, and barrel. However, I've decide to sell the goat, she's far too much effort and not worth the pleasure. Bids start at $10.00, but I'm keepin the diamonds and rubys.

 

[mexman]

Thats not the case

Longname is trying to pimp her out in the lounge area of perb. So obviously he has kidnapped penny or talked the sweetness into moving to van. Trying to raise a fast 10k when he has not paid the $24,998.25 that he owes if he indeed wants others to enjoy her. I can see at this rate I am going to end up with Penny living with me again. Just got the carpets cleaned of the skid marks from her ass. Plus she's a little hard on the remote contol for the TV. Those things were invented for men and Penny should leave it alone.
Her favorite show is Trailer Park Boys, cause she says Bubbles looks just like Ghetto(Handjob)Child, and I think she thinks that if she watches it long enough a diamond neclace will magicaly appear from the TV and end up around her neck. She says, cause she has been on some weekend fly aways with Handjob that Bubbles house is exactly the same as the ones Handjob has in NYC and LA.

She refuses to go to Calgary for business or pleasure cause she fears for her saftey, plus Handjob spends too much time at Value Village buying gifts for the others he's seeing, that really pisses Penny off.

So all this hooha, I will most likely have to go to the UFA store in Spruce Grove and get groceries, cause that kid (oh I like that) is coming home!

 

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Longname is trying to pimp her out in the lounge area of perb. So obviously he has kidnapped penny or talked the sweetness into moving to van.

Thanks for the heads up, we'll see about that!!

 

[mexman]

Jsus....

Thanks for the heads up, we'll see about that!!

Now, who do you think Longname is??????

 

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Now, who do you think Longname is??????

You bastard!!! No matter what you think she's my goat and I'll do what I want with her!!! I've already got some good offers and will accept one soon. This goat is just far too much trouble

 

[BS Detector]

Thanks for the heads up, we'll see about that!!

He's talkin about you buddy. He read you post in the lounge and now he's ON to you.

 

[Kurrupt]

goat.... goat... goat.... pls come back.... I miss you...

I'll give you presents..