Lets help the situation of our off topic rambling!

[SexyBoy]

Ramble away!

This thread has been cleaned up a bit at the request of Mr. Miracle to include comments about Ivy, the review and BBBJ. If it gets way off track again I will lock it down.

If it is totally irrelevant to the topic (for example Wonder Woman and Get Smart? Come on!) yes.

I agree totally with bigben. All but 7 or 8 posts in this thread could have been deleted, including my own, if BcMod wanted to keep it completely on topic. And, only the mods should decide which posts should be deleted, although other members can draw mods' attention to posts that go against board rules.

I'm not interested in starting an argument, but why was this thread allowed to start with four posts related to the subject matter (a review of Ivy) and allowed to deteriorate into a forty post discussion about BBBJ and STDs that's been substantially covered in several other forums in the first place? And why does it STILL remain this way and what does it have to do with the subject matter of the thread? I have no issue at all with cleaning up a thread that's gone off topic, but it should be done fairly and ALL posts unrelated to the subject matter removed. Setting up a precedence where a poster can arbitrarily decide what "totally irrelevant" posts should be kept and which ones removed is a bad move. That's my two cents, I'm not interested in arguments, only fairness on this board.

Good grief Charlie Brown............isn't this still a May '07 thread and are we all allowed to remove posts we don't like from threads we created???

M

I would like to say that the moderators have been doing a good job lately.

Now if only the damn referees for the Oilers games could do the same. The last game was in the Oilers favor that is for sure.

 

[Mchatte]

Damn, I wish I had a review to post right now!

M

 

[JustAGuy]

Earlier today while doing some Customer Appreciation Day shopping at the Safeway on St. Anne's Road, I farted. It was a quiet one and probably no one noticed being as I had the aisle to myself (except for a little old lady who was quite engrossed in determining which brand of pickles was the least expensive) when it happened.

Thanks for opening this great thread, SexyBoy. I intend to ramble at least once a day, maybe more.

 

[JustAGuy]

Was that you at Superstore last Friday night. My daughter and I are walking down an aisle about 20 ft. behond some guy. Suddenly we walk into this wall of stench that he left in his wake. Of course my daughter looks at me like I did it. Luckily she's at that age where she finds farting more funny than disgusting.

Nope, it wasn't me. I'm a Safeway guy. If I'd wanted to bag groceries, I'd have gone down that career path.

 

[skipper1]

I went to Tim's drive through this morning and ordered my usual "medium 2 and 2, double cup please" (I never say "medium double-double, double cup please" because it makes me sound like a turkey).

So I get my 2+2 and then find out later that the girl didn't even bother to stir it. All the sugar was still at the bottom!

Thank you for allowing me to vent.

 

[Sasha=Passion]

?

AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU PAY FOR IT? OKAY BAN ME AGAIN!

 

[JustAGuy]

AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU PAY FOR IT? OKAY BAN ME AGAIN!

If by "it", you mean sex, I know exactly why I pay for it. I don't wonder at all. I see you're back from your vacation all refreshed and cheery and your usual sunny and pleasant self, huh?

 

[Sasha=Passion]

Smile

If by "it", you mean sex, I know exactly why I pay for it. I don't wonder at all. I see you're back from your vacation all refreshed and cheery and your usual sunny and pleasant self, huh?

Smile and wave.

 

[Sixpak]

Hey ... I went to drive a friend to go shopping and she pointed out her younger sister, who was excited to see us and waved and waved as we went by. She said her sis, who is very good looking and fit, and is about 20, has been making dates with guys for a fee <GASP>
What do I do? Lecture her, or try to make a date!!!!!!!!!
It seems that there is an epidemic going around and quite a few university girls are doing this ... Are the university fees too high??

 

[SexyBoy]

Hey ... I went to drive a friend to go shopping and she pointed out her younger sister, who was excited to see us and waved and waved as we went by. She said her sis, who is very good looking and fit, and is about 20, has been making dates with guys for a fee <GASP>
What do I do? Lecture her, or try to make a date!!!!!!!!!
It seems that there is an epidemic going around and quite a few university girls are doing this ... Are the university fees too high??

All of these girls are just naughty.

Most use to do it for free now they know they can get paid. Of course they want the money. They probably want a bf but not until they are older. They want to build a good income etc. They are super independant.

It is that generation.

Women are just as bad as boys! A good looking guy gets raped! Even worse if they know you are good at sex. I was begging my ex gf to have sex with other guys. She was a damn SP couldn't she get enough?

I am pretty sure Mystique falls into that category but I have yet to meet her.

These girls can be heart breakers lol be careful.

 

[poontanghunter]

Hey ... I went to drive a friend to go shopping and she pointed out her younger sister, who was excited to see us and waved and waved as we went by. She said her sis, who is very good looking and fit, and is about 20, has been making dates with guys for a fee <GASP>
What do I do? Lecture her, or try to make a date!!!!!!!!!
It seems that there is an epidemic going around and quite a few university girls are doing this ... Are the university fees too high??

how young is the sis? good looking? could you get away with it?

 

[Sixpak]

how young is the sis? good looking? could you get away with it?

20 and very good looking ... felt guilty thinking of being with her even tho she is of age ...but looks sooo young ...
Crazy!!!
I am sure many others have had those feelings!
(tell you next week how she was ... )

 

[mikeoman]

I am now an SP !!

Another off-topic post...

I am in charge of setting up a database at work. I have to enter our clients and my staff info into the db. Me and my staff are referred to as Service Providers (or SPs), I guess because we're providing services to our clients. I chuckle every time I log in and have to enter my SP #. There is another user here who I believe works in the same organization that I do. I bet he'll laugh if he ever sees the database or has to log into it.

 

[Avery]

I receive a magazine called "SP", and another one called "CIM".

 

[Sixpak]

I receive a magazine called "SP", and another one called "CIM".

I heard that CIM is not a tasteless magazine ...

 

[Mchatte]

I heard that CIM is not a tasteless magazine ...

Nice, half doz!

M

 

[Avery]

I heard that CIM is not a tasteless magazine ...

I won't ask how you know that!

 

[Sixpak]

I won't ask how you know that!

Heard it on PERB ..where else
PERB is a fountain of knowledge, and members are there to drink!

 

[rubintugger]

I won't ask how you know that!

Guy walks into the bar, and orders 4 martinis. The bartender complies, and as he's setting them up, asks if there was a special occasion for the four martini order.

Guy responds "The occasion is my first blowjob..."

Bartender says, "well in that case, let me get you one more, on the house."

Guy says "If four don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think a fifth one will help."

 

[SexyBoy]

Guy walks into the bar, and orders 4 martinis. The bartender complies, and as he's setting them up, asks if there was a special occasion for the four martini order.

Guy responds "The occasion is my first blowjob..."

Bartender says, "well in that case, let me get you one more, on the house."

Guy says "If four don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think a fifth one will help."

That was funny haha.