Let's FALL into Bed...Ms Erica Takes You to SCHOOL...

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I LOVE the Fall, don't you? There is a crispness in the air, the sun is bright in the morning sky, and the KIDS have gone back to school! It's time for me to enroll a new bunch of eager participants into ERICA 101: Adventures in Sexuality! I will be your favourite teacher ever, & you will love the guided practice opportunities you get as well as the homework I assign! Whether you're a novice or an advanced participant, rest assured that my experience & enthusiasm for my subject matter will allow me to satisfy your desires to explore & expand your horizons....horizontally. :eyebrows:

Tentative September Schedule:

Mondays: I will be available in LUXURY downtown as early as 10 am. If you would like to see me earlier than that, we may be able to arrange that with some notice!
Tuesdays: I will only be available to returning visitors in Surrey;
Wednesday through Sunday: I will be available for in call in Surrey, for prearranged visits to Vancouver, or for outcalls in the Metro Vancouver area. Please note that a residential out call will require a reference from another reputable provider or a review board handle.

Dynamite Duos: For the addvanced and adventurous who wish to expeience a fully interactive duo with two incredibly sexy women! My preferred duo play partner is well known for her lush curves on a petite frame, her enthusiasm for oral exercise, and a kinky submissive side for all of us to explore! My Duos are neither for the faint of heart nor the light of wallet, but they are guaranteed to be unforgettable erotic experiences!

Whatever your desires, let's explore them together...let me guide your studies of what pleases you...unless there's something you think you can teach Me? What happens when the teacher becomes the star pupil?

Shall we find out together?

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I LOVE the Fall, don't you? There is a crispness in the air, the sun is bright in the morning sky, and the KIDS have gone back to school! It's time for me to enroll a new bunch of eager participants into ERICA 101: Adventures in Sexuality! I will be your favourite teacher ever, & you will love the guided practice opportunities you get as well as the homework I assign! Whether you're a novice or an advanced participant, rest assured that my experience & enthusiasm for my subject matter will allow me to satisfy your desires to explore & expand your horizons....horizontally. :eyebrows:

Tentative September Schedule:

Mondays: I will be available in LUXURY downtown as early as 10 am. If you would like to see me earlier than that, we may be able to arrange that with some notice!
Tuesdays: I will only be available to returning visitors in Surrey;
Wednesday through Sunday: I will be available for in call in Surrey, for prearranged visits to Vancouver, or for outcalls in the Metro Vancouver area. Please note that a residential out call will require a reference from another reputable provider or a review board handle.

Dynamite Duos: For the addvanced and adventurous who wish to expeience a fully interactive duo with two incredibly sexy women! My preferred duo play partner is well known for her lush curves on a petite frame, her enthusiasm for oral exercise, and a kinky submissive side for all of us to explore! My Duos are neither for the faint of heart nor the light of wallet, but they are guaranteed to be unforgettable erotic experiences!

Whatever your desires, let's explore them together...let me guide your studies of what pleases you...unless there's something you think you can teach Me? What happens when the teacher becomes the star pupil?

Shall we find out together?

You may not know this, but I have a HIGHLY skilled and very talented mouth, lips, tongue & throat! Today, I am announcing my belief that I can provide an ORAL experience you will want to repeat again & again! You might not be able to repeat it twice in an hour, though, but I guarantee you will leave smiling and slightly weak in the knees, but still with a renewed spring in your step! Let me know how you like it best...on your back, in a chair, on your feet? Eye contact encouraged! Strong hand in my hair? Yes please...When I am downtown, you can book for a 45 minute visit so I can show you all the things I do best! Of course, if you'd prefer a longer visit with more time to recuperate in between, I would love that too! (Or maybe you'd like one of my beautiful younger friends to join us? Three is a magic number, you know! Booking ahead is ALWAYS appreciated! I'm now ACCEPTING BOOKINGS for Monday as of 10 pm in Yaletown!
Call me, and let's arrange to meet!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

You may not know this, but I have a HIGHLY skilled and very talented mouth, lips, tongue & throat! Today, I am announcing my belief that I can provide an ORAL experience you will want to repeat again & again! You might not be able to repeat it twice in an hour, though, but I guarantee you will leave smiling and slightly weak in the knees, but still with a renewed spring in your step! Let me know how you like it best...on your back, in a chair, on your feet? Eye contact encouraged! Strong hand in my hair? Yes please...When I am downtown, you can book for a 45 minute visit so I can show you all the things I do best! Of course, if you'd prefer a longer visit with more time to recuperate in between, I would love that too! (Or maybe you'd like one of my beautiful younger friends to join us? Three is a magic number, you know! Booking ahead is ALWAYS appreciated! I'm now ACCEPTING BOOKINGS for Monday as of 10 pm in Yaletown!
Call me, and let's arrange to meet!

I have time to see one more gentleman tomorrow for OUT CALL after 2 pm tomorrow in Vancouver or back in Surrey after 6 pm!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I LOVE the Fall, don't you? There is a crispness in the air, the sun is bright in the morning sky, and the KIDS have gone back to school! It's time for me to enroll a new bunch of eager participants into ERICA 101: Adventures in Sexuality! I will be your favourite teacher ever, & you will love the guided practice opportunities you get as well as the homework I assign! Whether you're a novice or an advanced participant, rest assured that my experience & enthusiasm for my subject matter will allow me to satisfy your desires to explore & expand your horizons....horizontally. :eyebrows:

Tentative September Schedule:

Mondays: I will be available in LUXURY downtown as early as 10 am. If you would like to see me earlier than that, we may be able to arrange that with some notice!
Tuesdays: I will only be available to returning visitors in Surrey;
Wednesday through Sunday: I will be available for in call in Surrey, for prearranged visits to Vancouver, or for outcalls in the Metro Vancouver area. Please note that a residential out call will require a reference from another reputable provider or a review board handle.

Dynamite Duos: For the addvanced and adventurous who wish to expeience a fully interactive duo with two incredibly sexy women! My preferred duo play partner is well known for her lush curves on a petite frame, her enthusiasm for oral exercise, and a kinky submissive side for all of us to explore! My Duos are neither for the faint of heart nor the light of wallet, but they are guaranteed to be unforgettable erotic experiences!

Whatever your desires, let's explore them together...let me guide your studies of what pleases you...unless there's something you think you can teach Me? What happens when the teacher becomes the star pupil?

Shall we find out together?

I'm delighted to let you know gentlemen that you can now request duos with my very favourite duo partner ever...my Naughtiest Niece is the lovely & luscious Lavinia! Watch my Twitter today for some sizzling sneak peek pictures! Book us in advance please & we will cater to your every lascivious wish!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I LOVE the Fall, don't you? There is a crispness in the air, the sun is bright in the morning sky, and the KIDS have gone back to school! It's time for me to enroll a new bunch of eager participants into ERICA 101: Adventures in Sexuality! I will be your favourite teacher ever, & you will love the guided practice opportunities you get as well as the homework I assign! Whether you're a novice or an advanced participant, rest assured that my experience & enthusiasm for my subject matter will allow me to satisfy your desires to explore & expand your horizons....horizontally. :eyebrows:

Tentative September Schedule:

Mondays: I will be available in LUXURY downtown as early as 10 am. If you would like to see me earlier than that, we may be able to arrange that with some notice!
Tuesdays: I will only be available to returning visitors in Surrey;
Wednesday through Sunday: I will be available for in call in Surrey, for prearranged visits to Vancouver, or for outcalls in the Metro Vancouver area. Please note that a residential out call will require a reference from another reputable provider or a review board handle.

Dynamite Duos: For the addvanced and adventurous who wish to expeience a fully interactive duo with two incredibly sexy women! My preferred duo play partner is well known for her lush curves on a petite frame, her enthusiasm for oral exercise, and a kinky submissive side for all of us to explore! My Duos are neither for the faint of heart nor the light of wallet, but they are guaranteed to be unforgettable erotic experiences!

Whatever your desires, let's explore them together...let me guide your studies of what pleases you...unless there's something you think you can teach Me? What happens when the teacher becomes the star pupil?

Shall we find out together?

Home in Surrey, and my motor's running, fellas! I'm in a naughty mood & looking for fun! Get in, shut up & hold on....

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I LOVE the Fall, don't you? There is a crispness in the air, the sun is bright in the morning sky, and the KIDS have gone back to school! It's time for me to enroll a new bunch of eager participants into ERICA 101: Adventures in Sexuality! I will be your favourite teacher ever, & you will love the guided practice opportunities you get as well as the homework I assign! Whether you're a novice or an advanced participant, rest assured that my experience & enthusiasm for my subject matter will allow me to satisfy your desires to explore & expand your horizons....horizontally. :eyebrows:

Tentative September Schedule:

Mondays: I will be available in LUXURY downtown as early as 10 am. If you would like to see me earlier than that, we may be able to arrange that with some notice!
Tuesdays: I will only be available to returning visitors in Surrey;
Wednesday through Sunday: I will be available for in call in Surrey, for prearranged visits to Vancouver, or for outcalls in the Metro Vancouver area. Please note that a residential out call will require a reference from another reputable provider or a review board handle.

Dynamite Duos: For the addvanced and adventurous who wish to expeience a fully interactive duo with two incredibly sexy women! My preferred duo play partner is well known for her lush curves on a petite frame, her enthusiasm for oral exercise, and a kinky submissive side for all of us to explore! My Duos are neither for the faint of heart nor the light of wallet, but they are guaranteed to be unforgettable erotic experiences!

Whatever your desires, let's explore them together...let me guide your studies of what pleases you...unless there's something you think you can teach Me? What happens when the teacher becomes the star pupil?

Shall we find out together?

Now that she is once again a Lady in Red: the secret is out. Duos are now available with my lovely Naughty Niece Lavinia! She is well known for her voluptuous figure & extraordinary appetites...like (M)other like daughter??? Are you MAN ENOUGH to help me tame the little minx? (Have you seen her ass? MADE for a spanking!) Duos available only by prearrangement downton: we would love to hear from you!

But for Gentlemen who Prefer Blondes....a certain stunning centrefold is known to be partial to a certain redheaded cougar...

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

FLEXIBLE in every way...

Open Minded
Free Spirited
Flexible
Beautiful
Kinky
Funky
Naughty
Fun
What else did you need to know? See me at home, or call me out to Downtown...my place or yours?​

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Open Minded
Free Spirited
Flexible
Beautiful
Kinky
Funky
Naughty
Fun
What else did you need to know? See me at home, or call me out to Downtown...my place or yours?​

The weekend is here and I am itching to play! Whether you would like to see me here in Surrey, or you want to see me in my finest slutwear in luxury downtown, let's do this! I will be downtown and available to please & tease after 7 this evening until LATE!!!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Open Minded
Free Spirited
Flexible
Beautiful
Kinky
Funky
Naughty
Fun
What else did you need to know? See me at home, or call me out to Downtown...my place or yours?​

Entertaining at home all weekend..outdoor fun on the deck, anyone? Warm enough, bright enough...brave enough???

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

What's Up this Week!

Open Minded
Free Spirited
Flexible
Beautiful
Kinky
Funky
Naughty
Fun
What else did you need to know? See me at home, or call me out to Downtown...my place or yours?​

Here's my tentative schedule for this week gentlemen (& ladies!) Let's make some plans to create some memories! For those who prefer to be spontaneous over those who pre-plan, catch me where you can!

Monday: I will be available in luxury downtown. Would you like to book a rendezvous with me & one of my favourite Naughty Nieces? Brunette, Beautiful, BUSTY...all you need to decide is whether you like a tall Naughty Niece like Mila Rose, or a petite treat like Lavinia. No matter your choice, delicious naughtiness will ensue! As early as 10 am through until 5pm, before I head home...wanna carpool? We can talk, tease, titillate and tantalize all the way back to Surrey!

Tuesday: I will be at home and available from 9 am until 7 pm before I head out to make someone's evening!

Wednesday: Happy Hump a Cougar Day; at home & available until 11 pm.

Thursday: I will be at home & ready to play until 5 pm, after which I'm booked for the evening!

Friday: I will be at home & available from 9 am until 5 pm, after which I am headed DOWNTOWN to play with Lavinia. Would you like to play with us? She has been very VERY Naughty, and Auntie Erica believes what would be best for her is DISCIPLINE. Don't you agree? (Put that derriere up in the air...oh the possibilities!)

Saturday: I will be available from 10 am, and if all the stars align, will be again offering Deviant Duos with a certain dominatrix...

I'll be updating as prebookings limit my short notice availability. Please bear in mind that my shortest notice availability is generally 30 to 40 minutes, and I never do appointments shorter than 60 minutes, and 90 is my preferred appointment. I would love to discuss how we might spend our time. I'm known for being approachable & communicative; I'd love to hear from you.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Here's my tentative schedule for this week gentlemen (& ladies!) Let's make some plans to create some memories! For those who prefer to be spontaneous over those who pre-plan, catch me where you can!

Monday: I will be available in luxury downtown. Would you like to book a rendezvous with me & one of my favourite Naughty Nieces? Brunette, Beautiful, BUSTY...all you need to decide is whether you like a tall Naughty Niece like Mila Rose, or a petite treat like Lavinia. No matter your choice, delicious naughtiness will ensue! As early as 10 am through until 5pm, before I head home...wanna carpool? We can talk, tease, titillate and tantalize all the way back to Surrey!

Tuesday: I will be at home and available from 9 am until 7 pm before I head out to make someone's evening!

Wednesday: Happy Hump a Cougar Day; at home & available until 11 pm.

Thursday: I will be at home & ready to play until 5 pm, after which I'm booked for the evening!

Friday: I will be at home & available from 9 am until 5 pm, after which I am headed DOWNTOWN to play with Lavinia. Would you like to play with us? She has been very VERY Naughty, and Auntie Erica believes what would be best for her is DISCIPLINE. Don't you agree? (Put that derriere up in the air...oh the possibilities!)

Saturday: I will be available from 10 am, and if all the stars align, will be again offering Deviant Duos with a certain dominatrix...

I'll be updating as prebookings limit my short notice availability. Please bear in mind that my shortest notice availability is generally 30 to 40 minutes, and I never do appointments shorter than 60 minutes, and 90 is my preferred appointment. I would love to discuss how we might spend our time. I'm known for being approachable & communicative; I'd love to hear from you.

Happy Monday PERBERTS! I'm eager to play downtown today...BUT slightly under the weather means that now my next day downtown will be FRIDAY EVENING from 6 pm until VERY late (or very early Saturday morning?)

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Here's my tentative schedule for this week gentlemen (& ladies!) Let's make some plans to create some memories! For those who prefer to be spontaneous over those who pre-plan, catch me where you can!

Monday: I will be available in luxury downtown. Would you like to book a rendezvous with me & one of my favourite Naughty Nieces? Brunette, Beautiful, BUSTY...all you need to decide is whether you like a tall Naughty Niece like Mila Rose, or a petite treat like Lavinia. No matter your choice, delicious naughtiness will ensue! As early as 10 am through until 5pm, before I head home...wanna carpool? We can talk, tease, titillate and tantalize all the way back to Surrey!

Tuesday: I will be at home and available from 9 am until 7 pm before I head out to make someone's evening!

Wednesday: Happy Hump a Cougar Day; at home & available until 11 pm.

Thursday: I will be at home & ready to play until 5 pm, after which I'm booked for the evening!

Friday: I will be at home & available from 9 am until 5 pm, after which I am headed DOWNTOWN to play with Lavinia. Would you like to play with us? She has been very VERY Naughty, and Auntie Erica believes what would be best for her is DISCIPLINE. Don't you agree? (Put that derriere up in the air...oh the possibilities!)

Saturday: I will be available from 10 am, and if all the stars align, will be again offering Deviant Duos with a certain dominatrix...

I'll be updating as prebookings limit my short notice availability. Please bear in mind that my shortest notice availability is generally 30 to 40 minutes, and I never do appointments shorter than 60 minutes, and 90 is my preferred appointment. I would love to discuss how we might spend our time. I'm known for being approachable & communicative; I'd love to hear from you.

Miserable grey early fall day...
but this afternoon, I have time to play!

I have time for one or two dalliances today! Call me if you would like to see me comfortably at home in Surrey today, or tomorrow! I'm looking forward to hearing from you!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Happy HUMP DAY!

Wednesday: Happy Hump a Cougar Day; at home & available until 11 pm.

Thursday: I will be at home & ready to play until 5 pm, after which I'm booked for the evening!

Friday: I will be at home & available from 9 am until 5 pm, after which I am headed DOWNTOWN to play with Lavinia. Would you like to play with us? She has been very VERY Naughty, and Auntie Erica believes what would be best for her is DISCIPLINE. Don't you agree? (Put that derriere up in the air...oh the possibilities!)

Saturday: I will be available from 10 am, and if all the stars align, will be again offering Deviant Duos with a certain dominatrix...

I'll be updating as prebookings limit my short notice availability. Please bear in mind that my shortest notice availability is generally 30 to 40 minutes, and I never do appointments shorter than 60 minutes, and 90 is my preferred appointment. I would love to discuss how we might spend our time. I'm known for being approachable & communicative; I'd love to hear from you.

September is FLYING by! I have time for one or two visitors later this afternoon & evening. Right now I'm resting...

Want to see why my newest nickname is "Dirty Sweetheart'? (You know you do...)

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Here's my tentative schedule for this week gentlemen (& ladies!) Let's make some plans to create some memories! For those who prefer to be spontaneous over those who pre-plan, catch me where you can!

Thursday: I will be at home & ready to play until 5 pm, after which I'm booked for the evening!

Friday: I will be at home & available from 9 am until 5 pm, after which I am headed DOWNTOWN to play with Lavinia. Would you like to play with us? She has been very VERY Naughty, and Auntie Erica believes what would be best for her is DISCIPLINE. Don't you agree? (Put that derriere up in the air...oh the possibilities!)

Saturday: I will be available from 10 am, and if all the stars align, will be again offering Deviant Duos with a certain dominatrix***...

I'll be updating as prebookings limit my short notice availability. Please bear in mind that my shortest notice availability is generally 30 to 40 minutes, and I never do appointments shorter than 60 minutes, and 90 is my preferred appointment. I would love to discuss how we might spend our time. I'm known for being approachable & communicative; I'd love to hear from you.

YES it's true!! For those of you who missed out on my fabulous Summer Sinner Saturday duos with Dr. Tanya Hunter, do not despair!!!

On Saturday September 26, we will start our Fall Frolic with Fully Interactive Duos at 10 am until 10 pm, and we highly recommend pre-booking! We can take you far beyond GFE..unless your Girfriend is a really Dirty Sweetheart, like me!

I'm playing solo at the Ranch today until 5 pm, and tomorrow night I'm downtown with Lavinia in luxury! See me solo, or help me ravish a diminutive diva!!!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Friday! Friday! Gonna have Fun on FRIDAY!

Here's my tentative schedule for this week gentlemen (& ladies!) Let's make some plans to create some memories! For those who prefer to be spontaneous over those who pre-plan, catch me where you can!
Friday: I will be at home & available from 9 am until 5 pm, after which I am headed DOWNTOWN to play with Lavinia. Would you like to play with us? She has been very VERY Naughty, and Auntie Erica believes what would be best for her is DISCIPLINE. Don't you agree? (Put that derriere up in the air...oh the possibilities!)

Saturday: I will be available from 10 am, and if all the stars align, will be again offering Deviant Duos with a certain dominatrix...

I'll be updating as prebookings limit my short notice availability. Please bear in mind that my shortest notice availability is generally 30 to 40 minutes, and I never do appointments shorter than 60 minutes, and 90 is my preferred appointment. I would love to discuss how we might spend our time. I'm known for being approachable & communicative; I'd love to hear from you.

Well the weekend is here and I am ready for naughty bad fun! i'm available solo downtown this evening (unless you have a friend you think I should meet, or you want a little MMF..?) after 7 pm. I will be at home in Surrey until 5 pm, meaning that my last available appointment will be 4 pm or so! i look forward to hearing from you so we can make some memories!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

YES it's true!! For those of you who missed out on my fabulous Summer Sinner Saturday duos with Dr. Tanya Hunter, do not despair!!!

On Saturday September 26, we will start our Fall Frolic with Fully Interactive Duos at 10 am until 10 pm, and we highly recommend pre-booking! We can take you far beyond GFE..unless your Girfriend is a really Dirty Sweetheart, like me!

I'm playing solo at the Ranch today until 5 pm, and tomorrow night I'm downtown with Lavinia in luxury! See me solo, or help me ravish a diminutive diva!!!

BUMP!!! Playing at home or downtown today...YOUR CHOICE!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Schedule for the Week Sept 20-27

Can you believe how quickly September is flying by?

It really feels like Fall, and that makes me feel frisky!
​

Here's a tentative outline of my availability this week for those of you that enjoy planning ahead!

Monday: I am in Vancouver all day! I have some late morning and late afternoon/early evening availability still!
Tuesday to Friday: Home in Surrey. Ready to play at home or to travel to your fine hotel, residence or to my hideaway in Yaletown! That's where you will find me after 6 pm
Saturday: Beginning at 10 am, Miss Tanya & I will be offering duos until at least 5 pm, and we prefer that you prebook! After 7 pm, you will find me in Yaletown, and if you want to see me there with the lovely Lavinia, well...that would be divine!

I hope you'll follow my Twitter, now featuring more boobs & fewer cats!!! Selfies galore, though I prefer to keep the XXX stuff just between us (but if you want a pic or two, maybe a little video? We can do that...) You can read more of my adventures on my blog on my website too!

I look forward to getting to know what's unique about you and to showing you what makes me The Woman You'll Never Forget!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Can you believe how quickly September is flying by?

Here's a tentative outline of my availability this week for those of you that enjoy planning ahead!

Monday: I am in Vancouver all day! I have some late morning and late afternoon/early evening availability still!
Tuesday to Friday: Home in Surrey. Ready to play at home or to travel to your fine hotel, residence or to my hideaway in Yaletown! That's where you will find me after 6 pm
Saturday: Beginning at 10 am, Miss Tanya & I will be offering duos until at least 5 pm, and we prefer that you prebook! After 7 pm, you will find me in Yaletown, and if you want to see me there with the lovely Lavinia, well...that would be divine!

I hope you'll follow my Twitter, now featuring more boobs & fewer cats!!! Selfies galore, though I prefer to keep the XXX stuff just between us (but if you want a pic or two, maybe a little video? We can do that...) You can read more of my adventures on my blog on my website too!

I look forward to getting to know what's unique about you and to showing you what makes me The Woman You'll Never Forget!

Today, I'm going to be available in Vancouver until late afternoon, and I would love to start your week off right! Let's make some memories...

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Important Announcement & Updates

Can you believe how quickly September is flying by?

Tuesday to Friday: Home in Surrey. Ready to play at home or to travel to your fine hotel, residence or to my hideaway in Yaletown! That's where you will find me after 6 pm
Saturday: Beginning at 10 am, Miss Tanya & I will be offering duos until at least 5 pm, and we prefer that you prebook! After 7 pm, you will find me in Yaletown, and if you want to see me there with the lovely Lavinia, well...that would be divine!

I hope you'll follow my Twitter, now featuring more boobs & fewer cats!!! Selfies galore, though I prefer to keep the XXX stuff just between us (but if you want a pic or two, maybe a little video? We can do that...) You can read more of my adventures on my blog on my website too!

I look forward to getting to know what's unique about you and to showing you what makes me The Woman You'll Never Forget!

Gentlemen (& ladies) of PERB

This is THE END...​

Today I am announcing that effective immediately, I will NOT be offering any appointments in Yaletown to new clients without references from another provider of similar reputation. I regret that repeated negative experiences have lead me to this change, but when I receive booked & confirmed appointments that do not show up consistently, I have to conclude that there is some reason. After all, there are only so many times one can bash their heads against the wall before one realises it feels better when one stops! :doh: As a cockeyed optimist who prefers to look for & see the best in people, I hate thinking that this is somehow something people do on purpose, since it seems so small minded. Let me assure you: it is MUCH MORE FUN to show up and fulfill the appointment than it is to sit home giggling over wasting somebody's time! Of course, if I have seen you in Vancouver before, you are welcome to request an appointment in Vancouver!

Come see me at home in Surrey...it's quiet, private and comfortable. I will still be available, with sufficient notice, for OUT CALL to Downtown, either at your fine hotel or at my hideaway in Yaletown.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Gentlemen (& ladies) of PERB

This is THE END...​

Today I am announcing that effective immediately, I will NOT be offering any appointments in Yaletown to new clients without references from another provider of similar reputation. I regret that repeated negative experiences have lead me to this change, but when I receive booked & confirmed appointments that do not show up consistently, I have to conclude that there is some reason. After all, there are only so many times one can bash their heads against the wall before one realises it feels better when one stops! :doh: As a cockeyed optimist who prefers to look for & see the best in people, I hate thinking that this is somehow something people do on purpose, since it seems so small minded. Let me assure you: it is MUCH MORE FUN to show up and fulfill the appointment than it is to sit home giggling over wasting somebody's time! Of course, if I have seen you in Vancouver before, you are welcome to request an appointment in Vancouver!

Come see me at home in Surrey...it's quiet, private and comfortable. I will still be available, with sufficient notice, for OUT CALL to Downtown, either at your fine hotel or at my hideaway in Yaletown.

Happy Hump Day PERBerts! Come on out and let's have some sexy laughs!