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Legendary "Audrey" unveiled *hot pictorial review*

hugedman

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One doesn't get over to the island much, does Audrey visit Vancouver at all? Would love to see her talent over here.

If you are not planning on seeing Audrey in Victoria, then you will have to pay close attention to vic2van website - or contact Harvi.
 

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If you are not planning on seeing Audrey in Victoria, then you will have to pay close attention to vic2van website - or contact Harvi.

I think you might have missed the memo where Harvi & I no longer work together :cool:.

When I visit Vancouver in the future (no plans right now), I will be doing it on my own ;).
 

hugedman

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I think you might have missed the memo where Harvi & I no longer work together :cool:.

When I visit Vancouver in the future (no plans right now), I will be doing it on my own ;).
Hi Audrey,

That's too bad :( , well, I must have really missed the memo:eek: .
Anyways, I will have to visit the Island in order to see you; however, if you happen to visit Vancouver before I visit Victoria, please notify me in advance.

;)
 

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Wow, I felt like I was there, fucking Audrey myself. I can't wait until I'm in town again, I'll have pay a visit. Thanks.
 

uncleg

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:confused: that is his right hand.....doesn't the band go on the left?
Depends on were he is from / ethnic background. Russia, Germany, Norway to name a few wear the ring on the right hand.

That aside, great pics.:p
 

A.U.D.R.E.Y

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God isn't she something? Thats the hottest review I've ever seen. But at 3 browns, for the first time, I actually feel like she's out of my pooning league. I envy the guys that can drop that without a thought...sighhhh...off to buy a lotto 649....
I do have a 30 minute & a 45 minute rate ;).
 

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I've never been to an SP in Victoria but after seeing these photos and looking at Audrey's website I'll have to consider a big trip there when I return to pooning in the Fall. OMG, what a babe! Loved the cover model stuff on your site too. Hot stuff! :eek:
 

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Yeah, seeing Audrey for only half an hour would be torture. I mean, a pleasant sort of torture, but torture nonetheless. Cut back on some luxuries and see her for at least an hour - it will be worth it.
 

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Audrey

I couldn't imagine seeing you for less than an hour:eek:

It would be like doing a tour of the Louvre on rollerblades!

So many sights to see...places to explore

I may have to take on that paper-route the kid next door just abandoned:D
Easy solution nanaimoguy, what you need to do is not to go to the cheap ones and save them for the great ONE - Audrey.;)
 

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caught up with Audrey again..

and the first thing I did was mentally kick myself for not seeing her sooner.
She was much more passionate and physical the second time out.We couldn't stop kissing and touching each other.I also find her very personable and funny and well worth the effort or wait.
I'm a big believer of quality over quantity and I don't mind spending the extra time and money to have a truly enjoyable experience so to me anything less than an hour appt. would be a waste.
 

hugedman

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Man....I wouldn't call such well reviewed sp's as Violet, Alyssa, Hailey (all at SU) and Tawny, Mariah, and Danica (indys) cheap. Each one in her own special was has rocked my world.

No doubt the lovely Audrey is worth every penny. My comment was really more about pooning budgets in general.

I know I have checked out some of the Vancouver Sp's who's rates are 5 browns per hour and higher and again realized that for some lucky guys thats not a big deal either.

While we're at it I've lusted over Land Rovers and Porsches and continue to drive a Ford!
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nanaimoguy,

Pardon me, I did not and certainly would not call those ladies' cheap. I was thinking about the Vancouver micros - they are ranging from $ to $.6 - But I mostly prefer looks along with service. Therefore, I am seeing the higher rates ladies instead of having more frequent visits to micros.

cheers,

hdm
 

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Give it a rest

Come on guys, I have nothing against Audrey, I've seen her on and off since her first days by the Arena, but give the worship thing a rest already. Let's face it, while still generally attractive compared to the average woman out there and while her boobs are still impressive, her price has sky-rocketed over the years while her slim, youthful, toned, innocent look has gradually faded to the point where she now comes across as one of the veteran "madames" of the city. It's a shame really. When I first saw her she was shy, vibrant, sweet and so much hotter and I actually hoped that she wouldn't stay in the business too long. But, as tends to happen, I guess she came to depend on the cash and to enjoy the lifestyle that came with it. Career and education aspirations have come and gone and after what is now many years the wear on her body, face and personality are starting to show, and it's a shame. Those that have only come to know her recently may not appreciate the changes that have taken place over time but believe me, they are there. And by the way, you could originally have the playful company of that sweet young Audrey for $65.

Anyway, I guess that's the state of the business today. As I said, I always liked Audrey and I have nothing against her personally but for me there's far better value out there and I won't be investing in her time anymore because even if I feel like dropping 3 large, I end up dissappointed because the girl I visit isn't the one I remember from years ago.

Okay...I'm sure I'll be reading the outraged responses from the loyal "worship Audrey and her breasts" crowd out there but hey, I'll have to assume that either a) they never saw her in her first year of business or b) they're so appreciative to have a half decent woman listen to them and sleep with them that they can't grasp that it's just a business and they're somewhat lost in a fantasy world. But, each to their own. If they enjoy it and want to spend the dough, go ahead and blow it. Cheers.
 

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Well, for someone who has nothing against her you sure made a special effort to write shit about her, you pompous, bloviating clown.
Agreed.....If you don't like her prices then don't see her. But to come on here and bash her looks and attitude is a out of line. Perhaps there is another reason you are feeling bitter?

I have never seen Audrey in session either and so can only go by the reviews that I have read about her and from those indicators I would say you are way off base with your accessment of Audrey's service/attitue.....
 

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Jus' wait a gol' darned minute! Awesome Audrey being slagged?

Forgive me Audrey for repeating what I wrote in a PM to you, but it now needs to be said:
"if my present lady fires me as her sugar uncle, I'll be begging you to take my call." Audrey has the looks, the brains, the class, and then there's her daring spirit. It's worth getting on her good side, but I doubt there's a bad one. Why bemoan the cost of seeing today's ladies? Some of us remember gas at 35 cents a gallon, 25 cent draught, and nickel coffee. There was also a war raging in Southeast Asia. Let's not return to those days, they were anything but easy.
 

Walk Softly

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Come on guys, I have nothing against Audrey, I've seen her on and off since her first days by the Arena, but give the worship thing a rest already. Let's face it, while still generally attractive compared to the average woman out there and while her boobs are still impressive, her price has sky-rocketed over the years while her slim, youthful, toned, innocent look has gradually faded to the point where she now comes across as one of the veteran "madames" of the city. It's a shame really. When I first saw her she was shy, vibrant, sweet and so much hotter and I actually hoped that she wouldn't stay in the business too long. But, as tends to happen, I guess she came to depend on the cash and to enjoy the lifestyle that came with it. Career and education aspirations have come and gone and after what is now many years the wear on her body, face and personality are starting to show, and it's a shame. Those that have only come to know her recently may not appreciate the changes that have taken place over time but believe me, they are there. And by the way, you could originally have the playful company of that sweet young Audrey for $65.

Anyway, I guess that's the state of the business today. As I said, I always liked Audrey and I have nothing against her personally but for me there's far better value out there and I won't be investing in her time anymore because even if I feel like dropping 3 large, I end up dissappointed because the girl I visit isn't the one I remember from years ago.

Okay...I'm sure I'll be reading the outraged responses from the loyal "worship Audrey and her breasts" crowd out there but hey, I'll have to assume that either a) they never saw her in her first year of business or b) they're so appreciative to have a half decent woman listen to them and sleep with them that they can't grasp that it's just a business and they're somewhat lost in a fantasy world. But, each to their own. If they enjoy it and want to spend the dough, go ahead and blow it. Cheers.
Perhaps you should change your name to "Tactless Guy".

WS.
 

A.U.D.R.E.Y

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Wow

Come on guys, I have nothing against Audrey, I've seen her on and off since her first days by the Arena, but give the worship thing a rest already. Let's face it, while still generally attractive compared to the average woman out there and while her boobs are still impressive, her price has sky-rocketed over the years while her slim, youthful, toned, innocent look has gradually faded to the point where she now comes across as one of the veteran "madames" of the city. It's a shame really. When I first saw her she was shy, vibrant, sweet and so much hotter and I actually hoped that she wouldn't stay in the business too long. But, as tends to happen, I guess she came to depend on the cash and to enjoy the lifestyle that came with it. Career and education aspirations have come and gone and after what is now many years the wear on her body, face and personality are starting to show, and it's a shame. Those that have only come to know her recently may not appreciate the changes that have taken place over time but believe me, they are there. And by the way, you could originally have the playful company of that sweet young Audrey for $65.

Anyway, I guess that's the state of the business today. As I said, I always liked Audrey and I have nothing against her personally but for me there's far better value out there and I won't be investing in her time anymore because even if I feel like dropping 3 large, I end up dissappointed because the girl I visit isn't the one I remember from years ago.

Okay...I'm sure I'll be reading the outraged responses from the loyal "worship Audrey and her breasts" crowd out there but hey, I'll have to assume that either a) they never saw her in her first year of business or b) they're so appreciative to have a half decent woman listen to them and sleep with them that they can't grasp that it's just a business and they're somewhat lost in a fantasy world. But, each to their own. If they enjoy it and want to spend the dough, go ahead and blow it. Cheers.
Your motive for posting this rubbish stems from the fact that I refused to see you for a massage appointment :cool:.

You are upset that you can no longer afford to see me. I'm sorry that I am out of your price range but you have no right to take your frustration out on me :cool:.

I've earned my reputation through lots of hard work, starting at the bottom & working my way up, to the point where I can charge what I feel I am worth now :cool:.

If I don't fit into your budget, that's fine, I understand, you are free to take your business elsewhere :), but don't be an asshole & throw a fit because I won't see you at the rate you used to see me at :rolleyes:.

I'll have you know that of that $65, for a 30 minute topless massage, I only got to keep $35 :(.

Never in my entire career as an SP, have I ever felt more degraded & unappreciated, than when I worked at VE doing massage :mad:.
 
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Honest Guy

IMHO, you are out of line...

You need to remember, time can never mend...it always works against us sadly to say.....I had the opportunity to meet and share the good times with Audrey and I am still attracted to her inner beauty.
 

capitalman

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Shit like this is why I'm on the Recommendation board instead of the Review boards more than anywhere. Shit like that isn't allowed over there. Audrey, you should go there and fuck this place.
 
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