So I started my day right by going to supreme and seeing Indira who was wonderful as always. However come 1am I was bored, not sleepy and watching really bad TV. I decided I would try my luck and ended up finding Lee who advertises on Quest and said her roommate does too. Sadly choice is limited at such a late hour and since I had no better way to fill my time I decided to go for it. We agreed on 80 and she asked that if she was good if I would tip her so I said yes and brought along 30 more.
Going to a girls place is never a good idea, its dangerous for us guys and these kinds of girls are the WORST when it comes for calling you up out of the blue and asking to hook up again because they always think they are something special. Though that's what junk cell phones are for.
Well I arrived at her place and she looked kind of good, she said she was half Asian/native and facially she did look Asianish and from what I could see she looked decent enough, plus her hair was dyed blond and looked nice. The place is a kind of mediocre apartment building (apartment 3) south of the university area.
Once I got in she asked for the tip upfront but since it would only bring the total to 110 I figured meh and just handed it over. She then asked me to run her a shower and I figured cool we could shower together. Alas here was the rub with no tug.
She started getting flaky and acting really odd, saying she needed to call her sister first, then like people are calling her and its like 2am something, the shower sat running for 10 minutes while I stood around with nothing on, then she says she has to go to the bathroom but that she has decided not to shower...
We moved onto a couch and I try to get things moving, ask her to take her top off and she takes her shirt off but leaves her bra on. Now her body was really bad under those cloths, really really bad.
I figure whatever, I've done worse and I no doubt will do worse in the future.
I ask her to take her bra off, she does then like a minute later starts putting it back on, then taken it off, and I'm just kind of wondering whats going on.
Then she grabs the condom and puts it on me and I ask her to take her pants off, but she wont and I don't push the issue and she beings to give me a very lousy blow job for like 20 seconds. I ask her if she can take her pants off and we can move things along, she says how about a blow job today and tomorrow we can do it. Really? She is thinking that's shes so hot and sexy and good at this that I will be back tomorrow after this poor a showing.
Then the phone is rings again and she says she has to pee for the 3rd time...
She talks on the phone for a bit and I look at a clock and realize I have been here for almost 20 minutes and realize I need to change my life or get some sleeping pills because I do the dumbest shit at night.
She comes back and tries to blow me again and I again ask why are her pants still on? Then there is a knock at the door and I'm thinking it's her angry pimp/boyfriend and this is how it ends.
She gets her shirt on and starts going to the door and I ask her to wait till I get some cloths on and insist she doesn't open it till I'm fully dressed.
In walk two guys asking to borrow her phone and I stand there not sure what to do. They say they are her next door neighbors and are locked out and that one of their girlfriends has the key but will not be home for 30 minutes and if they can stay here till then.
She says sure and we all sit down in the living room.
I now have to shake hands with these guys but at least they aren't shanking me with a shiv. Again the girl goes to the bathroom and I'm left trying to make conversation/plan my escape.
When she comes back and the 3 of them start smoking I just get up and go put my shoes on then say I'll call her some other time.
Sure I pretty much threw away 110 bucks and risked getting killed, though considering the alternative was watching the rest of the Jimmy Fallon show I think I came out ahead.
L/A/S
5/3/3
Going to a girls place is never a good idea, its dangerous for us guys and these kinds of girls are the WORST when it comes for calling you up out of the blue and asking to hook up again because they always think they are something special. Though that's what junk cell phones are for.
Well I arrived at her place and she looked kind of good, she said she was half Asian/native and facially she did look Asianish and from what I could see she looked decent enough, plus her hair was dyed blond and looked nice. The place is a kind of mediocre apartment building (apartment 3) south of the university area.
Once I got in she asked for the tip upfront but since it would only bring the total to 110 I figured meh and just handed it over. She then asked me to run her a shower and I figured cool we could shower together. Alas here was the rub with no tug.
She started getting flaky and acting really odd, saying she needed to call her sister first, then like people are calling her and its like 2am something, the shower sat running for 10 minutes while I stood around with nothing on, then she says she has to go to the bathroom but that she has decided not to shower...
We moved onto a couch and I try to get things moving, ask her to take her top off and she takes her shirt off but leaves her bra on. Now her body was really bad under those cloths, really really bad.
I figure whatever, I've done worse and I no doubt will do worse in the future.
I ask her to take her bra off, she does then like a minute later starts putting it back on, then taken it off, and I'm just kind of wondering whats going on.
Then she grabs the condom and puts it on me and I ask her to take her pants off, but she wont and I don't push the issue and she beings to give me a very lousy blow job for like 20 seconds. I ask her if she can take her pants off and we can move things along, she says how about a blow job today and tomorrow we can do it. Really? She is thinking that's shes so hot and sexy and good at this that I will be back tomorrow after this poor a showing.
Then the phone is rings again and she says she has to pee for the 3rd time...
She talks on the phone for a bit and I look at a clock and realize I have been here for almost 20 minutes and realize I need to change my life or get some sleeping pills because I do the dumbest shit at night.
She comes back and tries to blow me again and I again ask why are her pants still on? Then there is a knock at the door and I'm thinking it's her angry pimp/boyfriend and this is how it ends.
She gets her shirt on and starts going to the door and I ask her to wait till I get some cloths on and insist she doesn't open it till I'm fully dressed.
In walk two guys asking to borrow her phone and I stand there not sure what to do. They say they are her next door neighbors and are locked out and that one of their girlfriends has the key but will not be home for 30 minutes and if they can stay here till then.
She says sure and we all sit down in the living room.
I now have to shake hands with these guys but at least they aren't shanking me with a shiv. Again the girl goes to the bathroom and I'm left trying to make conversation/plan my escape.
When she comes back and the 3 of them start smoking I just get up and go put my shoes on then say I'll call her some other time.
Sure I pretty much threw away 110 bucks and risked getting killed, though considering the alternative was watching the rest of the Jimmy Fallon show I think I came out ahead.
L/A/S
5/3/3
