Least Objectionable Condom
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I always thought condoms fit the way they fit, plain and simple.
I've never been one to compare myself to other men, and never watch porn.
Then when I met my favourite SP, she was about to put the condom on me, just to put it aside. She then reached for something and it turned out to be a magnum.
Wow what a difference the size of condom makes, and I never really gave it a thought that I may need a larger size until that first day.
I've never been one to compare myself to other men, and never watch porn.
Then when I met my favourite SP, she was about to put the condom on me, just to put it aside. She then reached for something and it turned out to be a magnum.
Wow what a difference the size of condom makes, and I never really gave it a thought that I may need a larger size until that first day.
Any one that fits at the time is the best one, because that means you are going to be “getting some”.
Can I recommend masturbating with a condom to get used to it 😘
I always prefer the skyn elites myself. They have a new one called skyn Supreme feel which i haven't tried yet so can't comment but it's advertised as their thinnest condom.
I have also tried kimono microthin but you have to order these online. That's why I prefer skyn as you can easily buy them in most stores and I don't feel much difference between kimono and skyn although kimono is slightly better feeling.
There are also other thin ones like Okamoto 001 but lots of these have to be ordered online from Asia
I have also tried kimono microthin but you have to order these online. That's why I prefer skyn as you can easily buy them in most stores and I don't feel much difference between kimono and skyn although kimono is slightly better feeling.
There are also other thin ones like Okamoto 001 but lots of these have to be ordered online from Asia
Can I recommend driving around in your car alone wearing a facemask?
I was married most of my life; no need for condoms. Now I find myself single and find myself always wearing a condom for partnered sex. I get the concept of getting used to the feel by masturbating with one on but it’s the only raw sex I get so I’m a little reluctant to give that up.
My preferred brand is Skyn. I wish more providers used them.
Oh man, we're calling masturbation sex now?? I really gotta revisit the age I lost my virginity at now. 🤔
Doesn’t have to be every time! Just sometimes, if you are having issues staying erect / orgasming with a condom.
I use skyn, I agree they’re the shit
Sorry, but this old fart is confused.
Our friend TerrR said Skyn is the brand he prefers.
Then ExpCharlee said she agrees they're the shit.
Does "the shit" mean they're good?
I assumed it meant the opposite.
This new small talk is perplexing to boomers.
Two things I have learned “the Hard Way”.
1) Fit is at least as important as thin. If it’s thin but too tight or too loose, I lose some mojo. Try experimenting, like a vertical wine tasting, with condoms: try all the size ranges until you find your Goldilocks size. Also, tip capacity is important for me too—sometimes a little tip tug when installing helps with the Big Gulp load.
2) I have found Female condoms are the bomb 💣 for a bang’in good feel. Didn’t try this until a longer term relationship with a woman that knows how to use them effectively (not as simple as the good old dick hat), but “Man! She felt like a woman…”
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1) Fit is at least as important as thin. If it’s thin but too tight or too loose, I lose some mojo. Try experimenting, like a vertical wine tasting, with condoms: try all the size ranges until you find your Goldilocks size. Also, tip capacity is important for me too—sometimes a little tip tug when installing helps with the Big Gulp load.
2) I have found Female condoms are the bomb 💣 for a bang’in good feel. Didn’t try this until a longer term relationship with a woman that knows how to use them effectively (not as simple as the good old dick hat), but “Man! She felt like a woman…”
😊
With condoms, I found the size to be more important than the thickness of the latex. Too small a condom is unpleasant and too large means a risk of coming off or less 'feel'. I use MySize and experimented until I found the best size to suit me. MySize because they provide actual numbers in mm rather than saying Huge, SuperHuge, Gigantic, etc... 
The shit = the bomb = equals awesome. Yes the shit means they’re great lol
I have a minor latex allergy. Normal latex condoms make me itchy and that’s not fun.
I love skyn and I buy the tighter fit, normal sized fit, and the larger fit. They’re all I buy and are all I use. I have been told by men that they love the way they fit and feel compared to other condoms.
I have tried other brands as well but you have to go to a sex shop or order them online. Skyn is convenient as they’re everywhere
I have also tried the female condom and they sound like fucking a bag. The sound takes away the sexy for me. So I can’t do it and feel sexy lol. But I have some if somebody wants them as an alternative. And who knows, maybe I’ll get used to them if I use them often enough lol
a quote from Jon Pennington:
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the first documented use of "the shit" to refer to something excellent, as opposed to the more common use of "shit" to refer to something of poor quality, was in a 1987 unpublished typescript manuscript of "campus slang" at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill. The first documented appearance of "the shit" with positive connotations in a published source, according to the OED, was in a 1991 issue of Source Magazine, a hip-hop magazine. According to the OED entry, this particular usage of "the shit" first started out as more common among African-Americans, probably starting out in the South. Hip hop also probably played a role in popularizing this usage of "the shit" in the 1990s. If I recall correctly, this gibes with my memory of reading statements like "X was the shit" in the Beastie Boys zine, Grand Royal, back in the early 1990s.
the current oldest boomers are 79. This would mean that, as the phrase was originally popular approximately 40 years ago, it would have been popular in the which decade you were in your 30s—at the oldest.
I hate to say it: you’re not old, you’re just out of touch. And you have been for a good while. 😘
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Yep. I'm out of touch. I dislike hip hop and would not recognize the Beastie Boys if they were riding with me in the elevator.
Related note: I once quoted the Beastie Boys to a coworker, which he didn't recognize. I explained it to him, and he said, "oh, some of that gangsta rap!"
I had to explain that it was about as far away from gangster rap as possible - being a bunch of Jewish white boys from New York.
I had to explain that it was about as far away from gangster rap as possible - being a bunch of Jewish white boys from New York.
