Lauren @ Sinderellas

[TOFTT]

Yes FBI, there is something to be said about a hands on owner who keeps things under control. Supreme is run much the same.

In so many other studios the owners are strictly concerned about the cash intake and customer turnaround and leave the inmates to run the asylum.

 

[Pussyman]

FBI will be heading to costco tomorrow to pick up some of those silky soft towels!! They are the closest thing to boobs, soft and smooth

Put a blonde wig on one of those towels and you'll be saving yourself $200.

 

[TOFTT]

On another note.... go to sinderellas, not because of the girls ebcause of the towels. Those fucking towels at sinderellas...

sinderellas is so good, that even the towels there know how to fuck.

 

[TOFTT]

Put a blonde wig on one of those towels and you'll be saving yourself $200.

rotflmao. Good one, pman.

Costco is now offering these towels with the blonde wig option.

But they cost $200 per towel.

 

[xraygogs]

This sounds interesting ... how much are these towels? What brand are they??

Or .. is towel a metaphor for something???

 

[TOFTT]

well towel can be thought of as a metaphor but that was not what iwas initially referring to... but i guess it fits as a metaphor

I like to "fluff" up my towel....

FBI, Shouldnt this be the other way around?

Isnt it Lauren who should be Fluffing you?

wtf i i suck at metaphors and poetry....

You said it. Not us!!!

 

[TOFTT]

oh shit.... it should be... lol its been edited.

For the Christmas season, I bet you're planning to give a christmas stocking Stuffer to your favorite "fluffer".

 

[Edmonton Mod]

...only complaint was from Constable Edmonton Mod...lol...he called me a foe-kerr...

Sorry to hurt your feelings joe...

I am sure cops go for massages too.... sex is a need. So they probably wouldn't be too shocked to find a few people showing up, and maybe even hint them off to the REAL paradise.

 

[TOFTT]

Re: Caught in a spider web

About lauren, i am not sure if i have seen her. Is she that really ugly (looks like a man lol), bitchy chick that works at sinderellas that rushes you out the door (I don't think that was lauren i saw!)

Lol, EM. He did put you in a bind, didn't he?

No, I think that was the doorman who rushed you out the door.

Was that who you saw? If it was, then you're not who we think you might be.

 

[Lauren]

LOL!! I know I haven't been posting a lot, but I gotta tell you that reading this thread is certainly entertaining!!
Just wanted to give you guys a heads up that I won't be working tomorrow night as was originally planned. I'm going to cozy up next to the fireplace and enjoy the days off I have over the holidays. I'll be back in again Thursday night as scheduled and then I'm off for the weekend. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and wish you a fabulous New Year's!!

Cheers...

 

[Right Said Fred]

LOL!! I know I haven't been posting a lot, but I gotta tell you that reading this thread is certainly entertaining!!
Just wanted to give you guys a heads up that I won't be working tomorrow night as was originally planned. I'm going to cozy up next to the fireplace and enjoy the days off I have over the holidays. I'll be back in again Thursday night as scheduled and then I'm off for the weekend. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and wish you a fabulous New Year's!!

Cheers...

May I be your fireplace, Lauren? Enjoy your days off.

 

[Edmonton Mod]

May I be your fireplace, Lauren? Enjoy your days off.

The Doors-Light My Fire
"Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire"

I second that lauren, you deserve a break,enjoy it. being an sp is not an easy job. Happy new year to all.

 

[Right Said Fred]

If Right Said Fred is going to be your fireplace....and Edmonton Mod is going to light your fire...can I be the "fluffy" towel wrapped around you...as you cozy up next to Said fireplace?

Well, Joe Kerr. I had the pleasure of meeting Lauren for the first time tonight. Everything I heard about her is true. I was her fireplace tonight but no fluffy towels. Sorry Joe.

Lauren, I had a wonderful time and I am looking forward to our next encounter.

 

[Edmonton Mod]

'S ok, Fred....that lauren is so entrancing...me, i had to make do at home.... with some "fluffing" action from the Costco towel ...with the blonde wig option...

Poor joe is a lonely guy. Lucky they have those towels! FBI is a god for intoducing us to those lovely towels. I picked some up myself the other day and i sleep with them day in and day out, wrap them around me. That blonde wig option is quite a deal!! MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE INFLATABLE WOMAN YOU CAN BUY AT COSTCO!!!!! (not that i buy them of course, inflatable woman that is )

That mod is a fucker , if that was lauren he saw.... damn him!!! calling her ugly and bitchy... die mod!!! I would kick the crap out of him if i saw him. go to hell, nobody treats our goddess that way! Please don't ban me!!!lol

Now now fbi... watch the language. I will give you a break this time only because you introduced me to the towel. Next time you are outta here MODS GETTING DEATH THREATS!!! What next... i should change my phone number and get a kevlar protected car and vest. Perb is dangerous, dangerous i tell you and you call your self the FBI.

I I am rude, dishonest biased (towards lauren) and disrespectful. Fred zed would never have me as a mod.!

I agree after that last statement!!!

 

[TOFTT]

I went to all the Costco's yesterday and they seem to be sold out of the special Sinderella towels. Edmonton Mod was that you that cleaned them out or is the word getting out to the masses? Come to think of it, I did hear in the news that local wig sales have shown a drastic increase in the last few weeks. I seriously hope this doesn't affect all the girls buisness at the local MPs.

 

[Lauren]

ROTFLMAO!!! FBI... you are a character!!! I'm glad that you enjoy my navel so much... haha... you even dressed it up for me!! I love my new accessory, by the way. It's awesome!! THANKS!

 

[nomad]

After all this talk about Lauren,

I had to see her for myself. I was a bit nervous to say the least, from hearing her reviews. Could she possibly be this good. well, I can see why everyone is crazy about her. Wow, what a body she has, I am a butt man myself and her's is per-fect.

and she sure is nice, made me feel like we've known each other for a long time...... the only question, is why did I wait so long ..

 

[trawler]

nomad ...

beat's me!! maybe there weren't enough Lauren Reviews (LOL).

 

[Pussyman]

Re: nomad ...

beat's me!! maybe there weren't enough Lauren Reviews (LOL).

Yah, that's got to be it.

 

[TOFTT]

And here I thought that Lauren had no openings errr appointments available as xraygogs and FBI seem to have her booked solid