Lauren @ Sinderellas

[agent_smith]

Flight 88 requesting landing permissions to airfield Lauren. over.

As I was circling the landing strip, ohh how beautiful it was. I flew over the 2 control towers and noticed how thier beacons were in perfect symmetry. The fly by continued and I noticed what a lovely landscape that surrounded this airfield. The color of a desert and the look of silk. Confusion reigned supreme as I did not know what landmark to focus my eyes on, it was like a paradise.

Alas the controller brought me back to reality by telling me that the refueling station and runway were unavailable. I banked left and took one last look at the beauty that was Lauren, vowing to return. I must land!

 

[Lauren]

LOL.... I love it. So, you're agent_smith!! Well, it was great meeting you and I hope you re-visit this landing strip in the near future.

Lauren
xoxo

 

[BigEye]

There is no image fantasy here guys ... this is the REAL thing (sorry Lauren, not ment to objectize you).
What hasn't been already praised 'bout you-I'd back those up some more! But in no particular order humble,sensual, intelligent, not a hint of ...are you ready to flip over...?
Reference back to the "life is like a box of chocolates" - her session is every piece is your favorite creamy center.
Treat her well, we cannot afford lose her.
Savour & enjoy Perbites!

 

[Lauren]

Thanks BigEye... it was great to meet you too. Had a wonderful time...

Lauren
xoxo

 

[wolverine]

Just got back from seeing Lauren.

Lauren, oh my poor backed up willie!! remembering your tight body and how you twisted off my little head in the shower like a chicken head...holy living Jesus..whooo-eeeee, wasnt that a workout..I want to do some more reps with you, slow reps, high intensity, and some push ups, pull ups, squats, pull downs, i want to give you a FULL SERVICE bodyworkout. I am such a lucky bastich...Go, me!!1000 posts!!!

 

[trawler]

Wolfie, that is the first time ...

I can remember you being incoherent after a Date. What the hell did Lauren do to you (LOL)! I am going to have to talk with that Girl. I told her that was only supposed to happen with Xraygogs and Myself (wink)!

Lordy, I am jealous for the first time in a year (wicked stare)! See you May 5th buddy.

 

[wolverine]

guys...you did get my joke, did you not?

 

[Right Said Fred]

Re: Wolfie, that is the first time ...

Lordy, I am jealous for the first time in a year (wicked stare)! See you May 5th buddy. [/B][/QUOTE]

Hey Trawler. That mean your shit eating grin was wiped off your face for a second there?

 

[Pussyman]

For those who haven't read the other board, Wolverine is being a parody of a parody of himself (Or something like that) Nice to see he has a good sense of humor about it.
Besides I doubt weather Wolvie has ever had a backed up Willie. If I ever do I'll keep Lauren in mind although the twisting part scares me a little.

 

[trawler]

RSF ...

absolutely correct!

 

[trawler]

Wolfie, I understood the shower head ...

but other than that, I have no idea where you are going with the post.

 

[Lauren]

Holy, Wolverine... what did I do to you this afternoon....LOL...
Okay, nobody be scared of the twisting... LOL!! I promise I won't cause pain, unless of course it's requested of me. Glad you had a good time today Wolfie... it was great seeing you again. Hey Trawler... I believe a visit is long overdue. Get your butt in here!!!

Lauren
xoxo

HAVE A GREAT SATURDAY NIGHT EVERYONE!!!

 

[BigEye]

Whose scared of twisting...anybody else catch that dimple in the small of her back when she's turned just so .....
And note to trawler:if it (no when-let me rephrase-when I get there) I won't be leading with my butt LOL!

 

[Pussyman]

I always love a good game of Twister.

OK now, where did you say I'm supposed to place my foot?

 

[trawler]

BigEye you have found the ...

best spot on a Girl in my view. And this Girl has the best lower back naping into her butt on the Planet. And for the EAEB Parody Crew, please do whatever you want with that comment because it is a truism that will never be discredited (wink).

To Lauren: I know I am so overdue that even my memorization technique is fading (LOL, but actually very sad and mellow). Please trust me when I say, I miss you dearly and plan to see you the second my schedule fits yours.

 

[Lauren]

Geez.... here I am blushing again.... LOL.
Well Trawler, my pics are done, so if I have them in a format that can be e-mailed before you get to come in to see me, than I'll send you a couple of good ones that won't be on the site. That should refresh your memory... wink!!!

 

[trawler]

Lauren, Ohhhh Please do ...

send me your pictures. If you have any electronic problems, just let me know, I will send a courier (wink)!

 

[wolverine]

OK, time to explain the joke. PERB's peg boy over at EAEB posted some parody Lauren reviews by myself, trawler, xray and others. I simply just did a copy & paste of my parody review to this thread.

Truthfully, Laur and I had a most pleasant time together on Saturday afternoon. We really made that table squeak loud and rapidly!

 

[trawler]

OK Wolfie ...

I am finally on the same page as you. I can't keep up on reading this Board so i have only gone once to EAEB to see the Parodies. I never saw that one.

 

[xraygogs]

EAEB ain't no thing.

Table squeaking?? You could try putting a book of matches under it! I bet you made her cry wolf!!